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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Old Angelfire Wrestling Sites
 
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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

 The Backyard Wrestling Alliance

from the roster page

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Pattron: real name: Pat

Entrance Music:Particle man.

Height:6,4

Weight: 274

Rundown: This menacing opponent is the epitomy of scary. When you get into the ring get ready to get your rear end stomped.

Signature Moves: Lot's of splashes using his weight. And lots of slams.

Finisher:Primary: The Pattron SmAcK, can you say big butt drop? It's like a bolt from ThOr, GoD oF tHuNdEr!! Secondary: The Blarf. A humongous splash.

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Referee

This is a page dedicated to our insane ref, B.D. (don't ask about the name.)
Standing at just under six feet and weighing 240 lbs of solid muscle. He enters to the music from Mary Poppins (usally Chim Chimaree). This bald bomber is a force to be reckoned with. The only problem we have with the Big B is he has insane phsyco tendencies.

His favorite saying when standing in the squared circle is "I'm only going to say this once, if you cheat you'll scream."

One of his favorite way to assert himself is to kick someone squaa in the neck. He knows many different forms of martial arts including kenpo, and shotokahn. Looking into those steely eyes and you'll know why we chose him to mediate the carnage.

Favorite wrestler saying when talking about the Big B. "Put down the shoe!" or "Please god, don't piss off this boy!"
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 "6)-Jabrone vs Jabrone matches-Do we really give two rat tirds about who wins between Norman Smiley and Jerry Flynn? No, we dont. I wonder if the broadcast team can hear the boring chant through those headsets."

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Jan 15, 2009

 http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling2/AndrewMartin/jeffpoem.html

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