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ArbitraryTA
May 2, 2011


Choose your gender

A: Male
B: Female

Choose a branch of service:

Army
Navy
Air Force
Marine Corps


Avoiding nationality decisions entirely. Realized that I am dumb and trying to write from an entirely different cultural perspective would lead to much crash and burn.

ArbitraryTA fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 18:48

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Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree


C: Male Goat, name of Billy

Lanky Coconut Tree fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 18:11

Music Theory
Aug 7, 2013

Avatar by Garden Walker


B

FINNISH

AIR FORCE

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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Then you remember. You have a message to send.

Something everyone must know.

You have the power. You have the means.

Let it be known.




A.

GHANA

changed vote see below

HiHo ChiRho fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 17:58

Mr Apollo
Jan 1, 2013


1. A
2. Swiss

Mr Apollo fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 18:59

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

A (Result of a coin toss.)

New California Republic. (War never changes, so it'll be the same, right?)

edit: The Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Vavrek fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 17:57

Ouroborus
Mar 31, 2010

I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.




Nationality: Canadian North Korean

Ouroborus fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 17:59

Aades
Nov 28, 2005

Guns Up!

A
Cuban

Aades fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 17:58

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Then you remember. You have a message to send.

Something everyone must know.

You have the power. You have the means.

Let it be known.




Changing my nationality to North Korean!

Absum
May 28, 2013



B

Mongolian Kyrgyzstani
Navy

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Ralith
Jan 12, 2011

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today


C: Goat
North Korean

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007


I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

C - Alien
Martian

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

B Native American

We're Katniss

Aades
Nov 28, 2005

Guns Up!

Change nation to North Korean

Aades fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 22:47

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009

Chakh'mah Mush'lam Echad Rak

B North Korea

Hot Dog Day 80
Jun 23, 2003


Choose your gender

A: Male


Choose your nationality

Czech RepublicCoast Guard

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Absum
May 28, 2013



Changing my nationality to Kyrgyzstani. Navy then.

Absum fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 19:12

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions



Ralith posted:

C: Goat
North Korean

All hail out glorious eternal leader...baaaaa!

ArbitraryTA
May 2, 2011


GM NOTE

Seriously not allowing goat people. Not gonna write a furry fanfic. In terms of actual goats, I don't think I could maintain interest writing about being a goat.

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree


In light of this cruel racism against goats I have changed my vote

C: Male Dog

Mesopotamia

Lanky Coconut Tree fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 18:10

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007


Ralith posted:

C: Goat
North Korean

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands


2. South Korean.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006



Grimey Drawer

1840's Republic of California, Female, distant goat and porpoise ancestry.

Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger

A

Nationality depends on era.

Maldives. Soon to go out of existence.

Ouroborus
Mar 31, 2010

I really only come here for the Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens CYOA these days.
SA was one of the first websites I ever frequented, waaaaay back in the day. I only got off my ass and got an account about 8 years ago. I bought the platinum upgrade recently.

ArbitraryTA posted:

GM NOTE

Seriously not allowing goat people. Not gonna write a furry fanfic. In terms of actual goats, I don't think I could maintain interest writing about being a goat.

Thus the Tyranny begins!

Going with Male, North Korean.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Adjusting for new vote:

USMC

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree


Lanky Coconut Tree posted:

C: Male Goat, name of Billy

Voting this. And TSA

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

And we're named Devries

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Then you remember. You have a message to send.

Something everyone must know.

You have the power. You have the means.

Let it be known.






"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

New Hampshire Patriot Militia - Navy previous exp.

Male with two dicks

HiHo ChiRho fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2015 around 19:21

ArbitraryTA
May 2, 2011


Original vote has changed, adjust votes accordingly.

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Lipstick Apathy

Male

Air Force

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

Money And Power Through Homicide!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree


a proper vote

Male

Navy


it aint gay if it's underway!

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

Im not saying submarine pirates, but submarine pirates.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012



Grimey Drawer

SPACE MARINE!

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Trans

Army

I see this as being a super duper inclusive environment.

Lisp mandatory. Penis optional.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Then you remember. You have a message to send.

Something everyone must know.

You have the power. You have the means.

Let it be known.




Cannon_Fodder posted:

Trans

Army

I see this as being a super duper inclusive environment.

Lisp mandatory. Penis optional.

Penis mandatory

Double penis ESSENTIAL

Dammerung
Oct 16, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


1 Male
2 Navy

A RICH WHITE MAN
Jul 30, 2010

See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.


look at all these chair forcers

MALE
NAVY

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Wentley
Feb 7, 2012


1. Female
2. Marines

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