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Outlaw Mailman
Jul 1, 2007
Two kinds of crazy

I've got several old diecasts and broken race parts. I'd be happy to put something up as a prize

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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





mischief posted:

If you run Bingo I'll eBay some dumb poo poo for a winner.

Outlaw Mailman posted:

I've got several old diecasts and broken race parts. I'd be happy to put something up as a prize

I'm cool with either or both. You can PM me or email me at ax9583qp@go.minneapolis.edu. If everything goes well I could be up for doing it all season. I miss bingo.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Group qualifying

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

did i stumble into arca again

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



"Boy this worked so well three times last year, let's give it another go and televise it nationally"

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

ayn rand hand job posted:

did i stumble into arca again

No, ARCA isnt this level of dumb

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Clint telling it like it is

Dynamite Dog
Dec 12, 2012



Clint owns

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Clints getting fined

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Clint going to the bottom of lake lloyd with cement shoes

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



I'm currently at an airport. Is this the biggest clown shoes form of bullshit imaginable?

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



Brian France is looking for all the rules to keep Bowyer out of the 500 now I bet.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Booth desperately playing damage control after the Bowyer interview.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




Clint's right, but take some responsibility for oh, I don't know, actually turning the 44 when you still had room going into the corner

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm currently at an airport. Is this the biggest clown shoes form of bullshit imaginable?

yeh

Dynamite Dog
Dec 12, 2012



Boomer The Cannon posted:

Clint's right, but take some responsibility for oh, I don't know, actually turning the 44 when you still had room going into the corner

I thought it looked like the guy behind him caught him

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm currently at an airport. Is this the biggest clown shoes form of bullshit imaginable?

They red flagged the second lap. Most teams got one lap in because of the crash.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



This is so loving stupid lmao. And you know they're going to double down and make it worse at Dega somehow.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Keeper of the Secret


Drawing numbers from a hat has more purpose than this.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



They're making WTCC's qualifying from 2013 at Salzburg look competent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkW2_ALbV0

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



this is absolute clownshoes

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

This is hilarious.

ColonelCurmudgeon
May 2, 2005

Shall I give thee the groat now?

This is asinine.

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

College Slice

I like the idea of group qualifying, but maybe superspeedways aren't the best place to do it.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



MakaVillian posted:

I like the idea of group qualifying, but maybe superspeedways aren't the best place to do it.

I actively enjoy it at any other track. It simply does not work at plate tracks.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



MakaVillian posted:

I like the idea of group qualifying, but maybe superspeedways aren't the best place to do it.

It's fine everywhere but Daytona and Talladega. Honestly either do single cars or just line them up on practice times and run duel type races. It ends the mickey mouse bullshit of not being first or going out first.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Drivers making GBS threads on the system [to be updated]:

- Bowyer
- Newman
- Kurt Busch
-

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



Don't think I've seen this uniformity by the drivers to hate something so much since Talladega's first race....... and be vocal about it in front of a camera.

MakaVillian
Aug 15, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

College Slice

kidcoelacanth posted:

I actively enjoy it at any other track. It simply does not work at plate tracks.

Yeah I can understand the reasoning behind wanting to make Daytona qualifying more exciting but I mean the race itself can be a gong show, what did NASCAR think would happen sticking random cars together to try for the pole.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


This is so dumb

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



MakaVillian posted:

Yeah I ca understand the reasoning behind wanting to make Daytona qualifying more exciting but I mean the race itself can be a gong show, what did NASCAR think would happen sticking random cars together to try for the pole.

It's already plenty exciting what with the loving duel races.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

kidcoelacanth posted:

Drivers making GBS threads on the system [to be updated]:

- Bowyer
- Newman
- Kurt Busch
-

Fox pit reporters

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



I'm praying some random chump wins the pole.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK


I'm embarrassed.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



https://twitter.com/KevinHarvick/st...040753193717761
https://twitter.com/TonyStewart/sta...041528292737024

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



kidcoelacanth posted:

It's already plenty exciting what with the loving duel races.

This and the Duels are kinda redundant, really. One is just more organized than... well...this sounds to be.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

This and the Duels are kinda redundant, really. One is just more organized than... well...this sounds to be.

CBJ, there's plenty of organization.

There's 5 minute heats in which no one drives off of pit road until 2 minutes tick off the clock.

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sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


This is loving awful

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