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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Muddy Burphy posted:

I was listening to Shawn Michaels on Chris Jericho's podcast and they talked about his son's racing career (I believe he had been racing legends cars), and he mentioned that they pulled him out of that because as he was getting more successful they were finding that the situations often involved bad behavior or unsportsmanlike tactics paying off. I found that interesting since it's so prevalent in K&N with the 15-16 year olds that come up.

Sports.txt

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
new cost cutting measure!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
i still cant get why anyone thinks qualifying has to be EXCITING

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lol Martin doesn't deserve to be in at all

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
made it to 'Boogity boogity boogity' before i switched channels. was a good run.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Jimmie Johnson, Eternal Champion of NASCAR

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Cubey posted:

headline tomorrow: fox sports' larry mcreynolds fired from network

insha'allah

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
also, old Atlanta owned so hard, i hate you Bruton Smith

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
deaths bring eyeballs and they could sorely use some of that

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
no you have jet dryers getting hit by cars

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
i hope a NYC theme park has a 9/11 themed Tower of Terror

Proud Christian Mom fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Mar 4, 2015

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Free Kurt Busch

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Lock her and the two Busch brothers in a room until there is one survivor. Then shoot the survivor.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Remove refueling, don't shorten race distances.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I went from attending races and buying crap to not watching more than 200 laps total in the last 10 years and judging by the stands it seems like I'm not alone.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Sell cars, seek help

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Possibly Chicken posted:

Only one thing missing



his will stipulates all the diecasts much be melted down and made into that

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

kidcoelacanth posted:

Disgusting that the company selling hunting tools would sponsor a race who's primary demographic is prone to being hunters. Get out of the sport you attention whores

at this point i think their primary business is selling advertising merchandise to tools

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
digital displays hereby banned under 12-4-A 'actions detrimental to stock car racing'

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

L_Harrison posted:

Chris Buescher had 175 laps on his tires and finished 3rd or whatever. All hail the great NASCAR and Goodyear.

That owns

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

SpitztheGreat posted:

everyone had a safe buffer between them and the next car.

PARITY ACHIEVED

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

kidcoelacanth posted:

Holy poo poo shut up with this, this is literally every driver.

its no less retarded

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
ARCA is basically automobile Russian Roulette

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

CBJSprague24 posted:

Every anthem should be on the sax. Ever.

but what will terrible country music stars do?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
should show people what suffering really is and bring back the 500 mile Dover and Pocono races

(500 miles at Rockingham owned haters vacate)

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

CBJSprague24 posted:

Now it's completely hosed, is boring, and takes forever.

nascar.txt

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
She'd make a decent grid girl

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
just put land mines on the track and give everyone what they really want

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
physics is a helluva thing

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
tobacco liveries were always the best

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
The cruelest thing Jeff Gordon ever did was give us Jimmie Johnson

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
imagine the story line when JJ has a dramatic 'come from the back' win

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Trevor Bayne is an up and coming driver I tell you

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Cole Pearn will be Danica's crew chief next year

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
man those pics you can just see the crazy in her eyes

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

daslog posted:

They need to do something. Ratings are in the toilet and the show has been pretty bad lately.

unless you've got a plan to gas the entire France family and all their subordinates there is no turning this ship around

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
My perfect season is great side by side racing from 2-43, with Jimmie Johnson winning every race by 2 seconds

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
guys we're trying to keep your costs down trust us

*takes another team sponsor away to become to Official Flat-Billed Hat of NASCAR or whatever*

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Boomer The Cannon posted:

So the driver of the 88 goes to Germany :godwin:

He wanted a 2 week trip

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

gret posted:

Only because they've forgotten about how prone Sr. was to fatally crashing.

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