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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I guess we need Daytona qualifying bingo now too.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So did the dummy in front get nudged by the dummy in back or did the dummy in front cut down in front of the other dummy? I assume the former.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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IceAgeComing posted:

I'm betting on danica winning the championship.

So $1 wins you $1,000,000?

I kinda loved the duals and the format is very entertaining. I don't know how sustainable needing 4 superspeedway cars per race is though for the poor owners. They might have to wait to upgrade their private planes now.

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Feb 20, 2015

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Watched the truck race until SRA got collected in wtf why you stopping mate wreck. Before that Waltrip was mentioning him pretty frequently. At least I think it was Waltrip. Hopefully the huge bonuses the Allegiant guys have been making will flow to the truck sponsorship so we can have goon supremacy in Camping World.

Also Kurt can focus on Indy Car now heh.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
So when Kurt Busch never get charged with a crime he just stays banned forever? Because some Judge just felt that he was a woman beater? Not that I care but seems like bullshit. He should start a drivers union with his free time and NASCAR will cave. Also #41 Ray Rice is hilarious I would bet Newman did that.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I like going to Steak and Shake for breakfast because it reminds me of the 50s including the waitress who has been one since 1958. Also who needs unblocked arteries anyway.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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kidcoelacanth posted:

Apparently Bobby Labonte is a candidate to fill in the 34, which makes a lot of sense because they could use his champion's provisional.

Plus old people really like KFC. I can see broken chicken bone memes already.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Cale Yarborough's belt is baller as hell.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Norns posted:

You must do everything in your power to obtain this card.

Don't your dad is a liar and thinks he can get you to clean his garage for free.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Aren't modern trucks impossible to hotwire? Did they leave the keys in it? Leave it running? Anyone check craigslist for the truck and trailer listing yet? Circle track motor in auto parts?

Edit found it

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/4909888099.html

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Feb 27, 2015

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I think a lot of the lower end series sponsorships are a way for rich guys to deduct their hobby from the companies books without it showing up on their personal tax return. See HAAS automation for a big example with F1.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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kidcoelacanth posted:

That's all the series

I meant F1 is a lower series to the Spongebob 400.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Muddy Burphy posted:

The evidence in the order of protection included photographs and text messages.

But evidently not pictures of assault or the prosecutor is lazy. Civil trial inbound.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Besides Ryan Newman is there any driver that can pull in the Burger King demographic like Tony soda cookie Stewart? Fathletes are marketing gold. I think he will have no trouble holding sponsor even if he is losing to start and parkers.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Driving a car is not a sport anyway it is a motor sport. Same as tractor pull.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Get rid of the pits being open during cautions. I hate that.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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VikingSkull posted:

yeah anybody that follows the tech side recognized that tapered spacers are a watery whiskey poo poo with corn

So Harvick has the taperiest spacers? The races he came in second this year he could have won with luckier cautions. It is going to be hilarious when he doesn't make the first Chase cut after winning 10 regular season races.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Hillbilly is not a race I am aware of. Is dewshine mountain dew and moonshine? Can I buy it at the racetrack to prevent the race from occupying brain space?

Warning Do not google dewshine it is a pornographic elf.

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Mar 19, 2015

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Are the groups random draw or by team or some other thing? I want Hamlin and Patrick in the same group. He can push her.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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They should switch into different cars like the pony express rather than making pit stops between segments.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I had one coworker who liked Jr. but he quit because he asked for a raise and I told him he wasn't smart enough for me to pay him more so he should take the other job. He doesn't talk to me anymore.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I highly doubt she won't have a sprint cup sponsor lined up by next year or multiple ones. She still has more recognition than 75% of the drivers. Tony will poach some other teams sponsor.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Dipping soda cookies into five hour energy and washing them down with a bud served by a haas robot.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Quantrill posted:


e: AND i just found the best Dick Trickle car ever


Is that just a trans am body with some crap attached too it?

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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CBJSprague24 posted:

You're not kidding. I couldn't believe how much the 78 and 4 had gapped everybody else at the end. It was like 9 seconds between Harvick and Jimmie.

What happened with Bowyer? I've never heard anything negative about him.

Apparently Joey Logano's spotter accused Danica of spinning on purpose to help Harvick.

I find it amusing that the best lie they could come up with involved Danica being able to spin on purpose.

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