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poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

my cream is rising

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poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

go gordon go

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

i hate joey logano

also nascar

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

mischief posted:

I remember almost unilateral hatred of the two car tango.

it wasn't almost

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Boomer The Cannon posted:

E: This should be a painting, hanging over my mantle:



It's...


It's so beautiful...



*wipe away a single tear*

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Possibly Chicken posted:

http://www.foxsports.com/nascar/sto...239115849477537

Lol did the NASCAR on Fox team decide to go rouge this week or something

he said the exact same thing live on air after the kurt busch nationwide crash...

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

i meant kyle, you know what i meant

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

VikingSkull posted:

what's the warranty like

As is

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

gently caress austin dillion and his big fag hat

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

go3 posted:

Remove refueling, don't shorten race distances.

are you aware you're in the nascar thread?

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

gret posted:

Tony can win just as long as he doesn't run out of fuel first.

:mmmhmm:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Danica is a better racecar driver than tony stewart, he's lucky to have her carrying his dead weight

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

and she hasn't even murdered anyone

that we know of

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

LASTCAR posted:

To put this into perspective, the two last-place finishers besides Junior are ranked 37th (Bowman) and 40th (Cassill).

Cassill finished last twice. Bowman didn't even make the 500.

And Smoke's behind both of them.

he fat and bad

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

is that racist?


... it seems racist

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Elephanthead posted:

Warning Do not google dewshine it is a pornographic elf.

lmao

seriously tho, is there booze in that or what

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

why is that guys blood so thick? they should let him drink during races to thin it out

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

I especially like the "I didn't know you were on the lead lap." :iceburn:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004


its true.


this race is ok too

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

I'm pretty sure Hisense is a brand of condom

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

be nice wicka posted:

i don't think i've seen a race at fontana in awhile, have they been entertaining? or should i keep watching basketball

Fontana is the best fast oval track


also

mischief posted:

lol basketball

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

"I think the way it works is you gotta have a good handling race car."

-DW race car driver/commentator

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

clownshoes

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Sports Entertainment

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

gently caress this gay rear end series

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Tyree posted:

gently caress this, im done with nascar until road racing time

they just make up the rules as the go

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Gordon is from nor-cal.. idgi

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

thats not something you see everyday :stare:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

jj's tires are way cooked but kybu is a good car driving man too

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

What's all this rhubarb about confederate flags? Is nascar really gonna kick people out of races for bringing 'em? :suspense:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Cubey posted:

this would be the best thing nascar has done in like a decade

:agreed:

but people aint gonna like it

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Cubey posted:

they should rename one of the kansas races to the john brown 400

and the atlanta race the sherman 500

nice

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

my selfish goal in this is to piss off some oval track owners (dont care where) and get more road courses. thats probably stretching logic, but its good to dream and at least i have rednecks to laugh at while i wait in vain.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

seriously, nascar on road courses owns. but they dont do it because ?????


no, i know why. dont get all worked up

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Exi7wound posted:

Just found out Carl Edwards runs the Gadsden flag over his door next to his signature. Huh.

well, i didnt really need another reason to not like carl edwards. but sure why not

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Formula E loving owns and its all on the youtubes if you havent seen it

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poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Peanut President posted:

Rich white suburbanites who are so superficial they get mad about flags? She's probably pretty hot.

or a south florida swamp creature. that's a heck of a gamble.

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