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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Escudaro is going for the record for most times cut from the UFC.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
efrain is loving terrible and will lose badly

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I'm thinking about getting a General Insurance bumper sticker, not because I want their insurance but because I want to make sure everyone gives me all the space I need

edit: wait I think somebody already made this joke but whatever gently caress those commercials

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
who was asking about mobn sprawls?

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
haha escudero rocks lima and just whiffs like 4 or 5 punches

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
escudero winning his way to a loss is on the cards

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
Efrain Escudero fights like a sentient bag of garbage

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I immediately want a looping gif of those heels to the thigh

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
efrain is like this guy i used to train mt with. he'd keep having amateur fights, and was absolutely not throwing them at all, and was not bad, but just could not win, because he would just gently caress up whenever he was doing well. a natural gently caress up and terrible fighter

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

This is what it's like when cans collide.!!!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Mavis Beacon Boi posted:

This is what it's like when cans collide.!!!

Hey "thanks" you just made Powerman 5000 start playing in my head

Use this power only for good

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Holy poo poo, i'm really surprised de lima just ate those shots ln the ground

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
how many times does one need to throw their fist at a specific point in space before they can reliably do so in a fight situation? one thousand times? perhaps infinity times.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
anything less than 100% connect rate against a fighter with as much head movement as de lima is an embarrassment

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

THE BUTT MAN posted:

how many times does one need to throw their fist at a specific point in space before they can reliably do so in a fight situation? one thousand times? perhaps infinity times.

The American Kennel club rates the intelligence of dogs by how many repetitions a dog must repeat a trick before it is known. Afghans are the lowest rated dog on this list.

What I'm trying to say is that Escudero is a really stupid dog.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


wow how did that single land

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
This fight is hilarious

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

CommonShore posted:

wow how did that single land

efrain escudero

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

This fight is hilarious

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

CommonShore posted:

wow how did that single land

It didn't, escudero literally just lied down backwards by himself.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Duzzy Funlop posted:

This fight is hilarious

How immature, laughing at this beautiful act of love

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
despite being subjected to that shitshow i'm sort of happy to see efrain win

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Mavis Beacon Boi posted:

The American Kennel club rates the intelligence of dogs by how many repetitions a dog must repeat a trick before it is known. Afghans are the lowest rated dog on this list.

What I'm trying to say is that Escudero is a really stupid dog.

UFC Countdown for this fight -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCp-Duiu6EU

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
he keeps beating up unknown shlubs and somehow getting back into the UFC, now the UFC is just bringing the shlubs to him.

important edit: Brown Pride

mewse
May 2, 2006

CommonShore posted:

wow how did that single land

Did it qualify as an ankle pick? It was pretty amazing

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





EmmyOk posted:

I left for a minute and when I came back they looked like catdog

Man it's a regular Nickelodeon in here tonight


Later Neil Magny will turn it into Inspector Gadget when he makes Kiichi Kunimoto's children live with their uncle

mewse
May 2, 2006

Bisping is definitely crosseyed now

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
his right eyeball has evolved to track anyone within visual range that has called him out

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

THE BUTT MAN posted:

his right eyeball has evolved to track anyone within visual range that has called him out

michael "mad eye" bisping

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Benson looked gassed walking up to the building with his backpack on.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Oh good I like seeing Cole Miller get punched.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Wait, did a Greek Canadian beat an Irishman with a tattoo of a screaming Leonidas on his shoulder? Someone alert Thomas Friedman.

I love this sport.

THE BUTT MAN
Mar 28, 2010

no homo?
this fight is pretty cool

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Borg looks like he could go far in the division.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
Yeah, Borg looks like a good grappler for the tiny man weight class.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Ray Borg is probably my favorite non-MM fighter in the division

cams
Mar 28, 2003


is this guy related to jean-baptiste

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
That's wild reach for a 5'9" dude.

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
drops hands to provoke opponent

gets hit in the face

what a fight i tell you

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Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
Lee wants out.

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