Obama Sketch Comedy

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Obama Sketch Comedy

Everdraed: Sep 7, 2003; _{spankety, spankety, spankety}

If you've been keeping up with famous e-celebrity personality Obama, you've probably seen his latest BuzzFeed� HumCom QuickSkit� VidCon. In it, he proves himself an everyjoe by drawing a very pretty picture in a sketchbook:

Obama loves to sketch, but there is nothing sadder than a blank canvas. Just look:

How lonely! Barren! A piteous thing! Please help Obama sketch his heart out or risk the death of all art, past and future.

To help get Obama's creative juices flowing, I did a few silly starter images.

~OBAMA DOES A FUNNY v7.2 STARTER IMAGES~

Mask for the hands:
http://splicetube.com/sa/obama/handyjobs.mov

Non gif version of the blank template:
http://splicetube.com/sa/obama/tblanky.mov

Everdraed fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Feb 16, 2015

# ? Feb 14, 2015 12:38

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:53

Hot Dog Day #91: Jun 19, 2003

I'm glad this president has a sense of humor, unlike the last one who started endless wars.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 12:50

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Timely Titanic reference:

# ? Feb 14, 2015 13:32

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

a left handed president? well gently caress me.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 14:01

fuck off Batman: Oct 14, 2013; Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

That's a shameful :troll:

face, Obamutt.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 15:01

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Oh now I get why it's "sketch comedy."

# ? Feb 14, 2015 15:16

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

I'm glad this president has a sense of humor, unlike the last one who started endless wars.

i dont think you "got" bush's brand of humor. its an acquired taste.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 15:36

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch u cookin?

# ? Feb 14, 2015 15:36

Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

I wonder if obama will draw KJ

# ? Feb 14, 2015 15:40

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

Everdraed posted:

~OBAMA DOES A FUNNY v7.2 STARTER IMAGES~

I'm already out of ideas.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 17:39

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Iron Prince posted:

a left handed president? well gently caress me.

Presidents being left-handed is more common than you would think, as if it's a trait being sought out in candidates.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 21:28

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Jamesman posted:

Presidents being left-handed is more common than you would think, as if it's a trait being sought out in candidates.

It's from all the pacts with the Devil

# ? Feb 14, 2015 21:34

MUSCULAR BEAVER: Dec 26, 2014; HENDO! HENDO!

good art

# ? Feb 15, 2015 03:24

Yabanjin: Feb 13, 2007; I AM smiling.

# ? Feb 15, 2015 07:14

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:

good art

lol

# ? Feb 15, 2015 07:51

Fushin: Dec 16, 2005; Grimey Drawer

This thread was over at dick butt

# ? Feb 15, 2015 09:03

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

this thread was over at the op bitch

everdread why did you even keep this poo poo open and not just immediatly pm the mods cuz gently caress we all know you can and do no poo poo in being coy dog, gently caress

# ? Feb 15, 2015 09:31

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

Zippy the Bummer posted:

coy dog, gently caress

# ? Feb 15, 2015 09:33

chickie nugs for brekkie: May 17, 2010

Zippy the Bummer posted:

cuz gently caress we all know you can and do no poo poo in being coy dog, gently caress

What does a stroke feel like? Do you really smell toast?

# ? Feb 15, 2015 12:48

goatse.cx haver: Oct 17, 2010; precious metals

lonesomedwarf posted:

lmao get out morally inept

# ? Feb 15, 2015 12:56

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

# ? Feb 15, 2015 19:46

TheSkeletonMan: Feb 24, 2011

dat eagle statuette kinda looks like a cock n balls

# ? Feb 15, 2015 20:13

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i dont think you "got" bush's brand of humor. its an acquired taste.

Now watch this drive

# ? Feb 15, 2015 20:23

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Everdraed posted:

lol

# ? Feb 15, 2015 20:24

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

bush paintings

# ? Feb 15, 2015 21:14

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

(trying to mask around that hand is a bitch)

# ? Feb 15, 2015 21:35

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Now watch this drive

# ? Feb 15, 2015 21:39

Donald Kimball: Sep 2, 2011; PROUD FATHER OF THIS TURD ------>

someone do him drawing MEATBONESMEATBONES from american psycho

# ? Feb 15, 2015 22:32

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

# ? Feb 15, 2015 22:56

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Nameless_Steve posted:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sasha-obama-keeps-seeing-creepy-bush-twins-while-r,2667/

# ? Feb 15, 2015 22:58

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

Alan Smithee posted:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sasha-obama-keeps-seeing-creepy-bush-twins-while-r,2667/

Glorious

# ? Feb 15, 2015 23:11

R.S. Gumby: Jul 26, 2007; Utterly useless.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 01:11

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

what about Benghazi?

# ? Feb 16, 2015 01:20

CannedMacabre: Jul 6, 2007; In space, no one
can hear you fart.

A Handed Missus posted:

what about Benghazi?

Never heard of it.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 01:24

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

# ? Feb 16, 2015 01:50

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Obamutt Lagoon

# ? Feb 16, 2015 02:36

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

just here to request ecco homo.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 02:52

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

R.S. Gumby posted:

I think it's sweet that Obama hasn't given up on any of his dreams. That's right Obama you WILL finally find your Pal In 2016

# ? Feb 16, 2015 03:28

Everdraed: Sep 7, 2003; _{spankety, spankety, spankety}

Vastarien posted:

(trying to mask around that hand is a bitch)

Here's a (kinda crummy) mask for the hands, it will probably need tweaking depending on the usage:
http://splicetube.com/sa/obama/handyjobs.mov

Also here's a non gif version of the blank template since Photoshop is a big baby that can't handle syncing the gifs it makes very well:
http://splicetube.com/sa/obama/tblanky.mov

Yabanjin posted:

Gives a great Shining vibe!

Bert Roberge posted:

Timely Titanic reference:

I was about to make a really believable edit of Obama drawing Muhammad (no other gag) but then realized that might be construed as trying to incite violence against the president, which I think makes people in suits come to your house and yell at you??

935 posted:

If you set added layers to multiply it'll alpha out the white, allowing paper details to show through and help the composite tremendously.

Leroy Dennui posted:

Obamutt Lagoon

I went with Obamutt but was hoping people would get Obahamutt / Obahemutt out of it since that pup is as beefy as any ff boss.

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:11

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:53

Nameless_Steve: Oct 18, 2010; "There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."

# ? Feb 16, 2015 04:50

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Obama Sketch Comedy

«‹›4 »