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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Ninja Assassin is loving trash, really enjoyed it and wouldn't hesitate to recommend it.

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nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

i just finished, and i have to disagree. all 2.5 hours seemed to be just in the service of christian good/evil symbolism. the first half was fine and then i just got super bored. im pretty mad at all these recs i got from horror fans. it was barely a horror movie. more of a who dunnit but with zombies occasionally. usually i like the over long korean horror hybrid type films ive seen. but this one just wasnt worth it.

I was not a fan of the tone shifts in The Wailing. It just felt all over place. While that can work at times, it just made the movie feel more like 3.5 hours long. I don't think it is bad, but I found it nowhere close to the hype. When it comes to Korean horror, I would take something like I Saw the Devil or Thirst over it.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Jesus, you all weren’t kidding about Abducted In Plain Sight.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

tweet my meat posted:

Ninja Assassin is loving trash, really enjoyed it and wouldn't hesitate to recommend it.

I watch this garbage movie every few years, there's just something great about an ultra violent stylish ninja murder fest.

nate fisher posted:

I was not a fan of the tone shifts in The Wailing. It just felt all over place. While that can work at times, it just made the movie feel more like 3.5 hours long. I don't think it is bad, but I found it nowhere close to the hype. When it comes to Korean horror, I would take something like I Saw the Devil or Thirst over it.

You named two of the most critically acclaimed Korean films of the past 20 years though, it's really not controversial to think those are better than The Wailing.

nate fisher
Mar 3, 2004

We've Got To Go Back

Basebf555 posted:

I watch this garbage movie every few years, there's just something great about an ultra violent stylish ninja murder fest.


You named two of the most critically acclaimed Korean films of the past 20 years though, it's really not controversial to think those are better than The Wailing.

It is more I don't think The Wailing deserves to be listed along with them (as it usually is) as the best Korean movies.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


nate fisher posted:

It is more I don't think The Wailing deserves to be listed along with them (as it usually is) as the best Korean movies.

Its one of the better ones I have seen in the past few years though. I had a drought of SK movies I enjoyed from 2016-yesterday

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


HBO made a serialized documentary about the podcast Serial and I think we have come full circle with this long form true crime poo poo.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I'm watching Lorena and it's the first true crime documentary that's made me squeemish.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
I'd think a Detective would have seen more squeamish stuff... but yeah that whole story is loving bonkers. I had no idea Jordan Peele was involved in the film though.

Be sure to watch John Bobbitt's porn flick "John Bobbitt Uncut" on pornhub! nah don't

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I'm on episode 2 now. Looking at some of the men interviewed for this documentary, John's friends and neighbors.

...is it still 2007 in Virginia?

Also, Aubrey Plaza would have played Lorena if this was an I, Tonya-esque biopic.

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
Kimmy Schmidt was a nice ending. Their take on Cats was fantastic. I need more Tina Fey in my life. And much, much more Titus Andromedon

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Rewatching Patriot. Fuckin' love this show.

If you have Amazon Prime, please take a look at this show.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
i'm looking for a horror movie on netflix
- with a supernatural monster
- that isn't a zombie or a ghost or some other bullshit that could be accomplished by putting an extra in make-up
- recent-ish
- not complete trash
- leaning more towards serious than horror-comedy

Something like The Ritual, Borderlands / Final Prayer, Spring, or even the rubber-suit antics of something like The Monster would qualify, but I've seen all of those.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Tuxedo Catfish posted:

i'm looking for a horror movie on netflix
- with a supernatural monster
- that isn't a zombie or a ghost or some other bullshit that could be accomplished by putting an extra in make-up
- recent-ish
- not complete trash
- leaning more towards serious than horror-comedy

Something like The Ritual, Borderlands / Final Prayer, Spring, or even the rubber-suit antics of something like The Monster would qualify, but I've seen all of those.

Stranger Things seems to tick those boxes I guess? 1st thing that came to mind at least.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

That Works posted:

Stranger Things seems to tick those boxes I guess? 1st thing that came to mind at least.

I've seen it, and it's probably safe to assume I've seen anything comparably high-profile. I'm looking for weird indie poo poo, not even particularly out of preference but just because it's all that's left. :v:

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

I've seen it, and it's probably safe to assume I've seen anything comparably high-profile. I'm looking for weird indie poo poo, not even particularly out of preference but just because it's all that's left. :v:

You've seen most of the go-to suggestions, like when I read the description of what you wanted The Ritual was my first thought. What about The Void?

Also, it doesn't exactly fit all your criteria but if you haven't seen it, why not watch the best found footage horror movie of all time, As Above, So Below?

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Basebf555 posted:

You've seen most of the go-to suggestions, like when I read the description of what you wanted The Ritual was my first thought. What about The Void?

Also, it doesn't exactly fit all your criteria but if you haven't seen it, why not watch the best found footage horror movie of all time, As Above, So Below?

I saw both of those, and really enjoyed both. It's on the right track, at least?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

I saw both of those, and really enjoyed both. It's on the right track, at least?

Yea I mean it's just that Netflix only has so much that fits that criteria.

I've heard that The Windwill is at least decent, although I haven't seen it myself. Honestly Pan's Labyrinth is on Netflix so if I were you I'd just say gently caress it and rewatch that.

Basebf555 fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Feb 27, 2019

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
I probably ought to spring for Shudder one of these days.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

I probably ought to spring for Shudder one of these days.

If you’ve never signed up before, you get a free month.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

I probably ought to spring for Shudder one of these days.

A Shudder sub also allows you to go ask the horror thread for recommendations, where the real experts are. Without Shudder you're gonna get tons of recs that you won't be able to watch without it, we're all addicted to Shudder at this point.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

I probably ought to spring for Shudder one of these days.
They don’t have a lot of monster movies, much to my dismay (maybe there’s just less out there than I realize).

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

david_a posted:

They don’t have a lot of monster movies, much to my dismay (maybe there’s just less out there than I realize).

Horror has always been a low risk/high reward business, so many famous horror producers(Corman, HGL, Cunningham, etc.) got into it because they could make a potential money making film without having to go into foreclosure on their house. So for that reason ghosts and human slashers are usually featured the most in the genre overall. Designing a proper monster and then shooting it well so that it doesn't look goofy can be an expensive proposition.

A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008

Does it need to be on Netflix? There's Monsters from 2010, though I guess it's extraterrestrial, not supernatural. It's on Hulu.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

A Proper Uppercut posted:

Does it need to be on Netflix? There's Monsters from 2010, though I guess it's extraterrestrial, not supernatural. It's on Hulu.

I've got Student Prime on Amazon as well, if it's free via that service.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

I've got Student Prime on Amazon as well, if it's free via that service.

Would werewolves scratch your itch? Prime has The Company of Wolves. Folk horror, dreamy atmosphere, great sfx, and it’s kind of an anthology film.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Franchescanado posted:

Would werewolves scratch your itch? Prime has The Company of Wolves. Folk horror, dreamy atmosphere, great sfx, and it’s kind of an anthology film.

I saw The Company of Wolves at age six; it traumatized me for years. I love it to death and it's probably a big part of the reason I'm a horror fan. :v:

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

i'm looking for a horror movie on netflix
- with a supernatural monster
- that isn't a zombie or a ghost or some other bullshit that could be accomplished by putting an extra in make-up
- recent-ish
- not complete trash
- leaning more towards serious than horror-comedy

Something like The Ritual, Borderlands / Final Prayer, Spring, or even the rubber-suit antics of something like The Monster would qualify, but I've seen all of those.

Under the Shadow? Iranian film about djinns invading the apartment of a woman and her daughter during the bombing of Tehran. It's quite good and is only a few years old.

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
I'm watching Behind The Curve, ten mins and this dude is a raging manchild, but he's got a point about how the belief is easily spread given that scientific explanations fall flat when flat earthers just have to go "hey, i don't see a curve there, explain that!"

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Honest Thief posted:

I'm watching Behind The Curve, ten mins and this dude is a raging manchild, but he's got a point about how the belief is easily spread given that scientific explanations fall flat when flat earthers just have to go "hey, i don't see a curve there, explain that!"

I mean, the explanation isn't really all that scientific is it? Isn't it just that the flat earth people are complete morons? It's not like you have to recite a formula or teach them a complex scientific concept to explain it.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Sarchasm posted:

Under the Shadow? Iranian film about djinns invading the apartment of a woman and her daughter during the bombing of Tehran. It's quite good and is only a few years old.

Someone recommended this to me ages ago and I somehow never got around to it; I'll guess I'll check it out, plus The Windmill (if for no other reason then because a Dutch horror movie about an evil miller sounds hilariously on the nose.)

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

Someone recommended this to me ages ago and I somehow never got around to it; I'll guess I'll check it out + The Windmill (if for no other reason then because a Dutch horror movie about an evil miller sounds hilariously on the nose.)

Yea it definitely sounds like The Windmill was more what you were asking for, Under the Shadow is pretty good but it's definitely more of a ghost/demon/unseen supernatural force type movie.

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009

Basebf555 posted:

I mean, the explanation isn't really all that scientific is it? Isn't it just that the flat earth people are complete morons? It's not like you have to recite a formula or teach them a complex scientific concept to explain it.

Yeah, but the observational nature of it, and sugar pilled with a dose of conspiracy about the government sells it. It kinda poisons any chance of discourse surrounding it for them. But wow, this guy... He even cites game of thrones lol

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

i'm looking for a horror movie on netflix
- with a supernatural monster
- that isn't a zombie or a ghost or some other bullshit that could be accomplished by putting an extra in make-up
- recent-ish
- not complete trash
- leaning more towards serious than horror-comedy

Something like The Ritual, Borderlands / Final Prayer, Spring, or even the rubber-suit antics of something like The Monster would qualify, but I've seen all of those.

Jacob's Ladder ticks every box except recent-ish and Netflix (it's on Prime). It's a fantastic movie but you've probably seen it.

E: I guess it fails your second qualification too. And the first one is debatable. I promise it is a horror movie though!

regulargonzalez fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Feb 27, 2019

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Honest Thief posted:

Yeah, but the observational nature of it, and sugar pilled with a dose of conspiracy about the government sells it. It kinda poisons any chance of discourse surrounding it for them. But wow, this guy... He even cites game of thrones lol

I mean, if the person you're trying to convince won't even accept the basic premise that the human eye isn't able to observe all aspects of our existence then you aren't really gonna get anywhere in a whole lot of areas.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Honest Thief posted:

Yeah, but the observational nature of it, and sugar pilled with a dose of conspiracy about the government sells it. It kinda poisons any chance of discourse surrounding it for them. But wow, this guy... He even cites game of thrones lol

Just tell them if they care that much, replicate Eratosthenes's experiment and either accept the result or come up with a hypothesis that can accurately explain it.

Hell, it's easier to do today than it was in ancient Greece. Buy a length of PVC tubing, check the sun's shadow at noon, the next day drive an hour due North and check the shadow, and the day after that drive due South. Three days to find out once and for all of the Earth is flat.

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy
Have you seen all 3 VHS movies? There's a creature segment in all 3 and they're all (the creature bits) pretty great.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Honest Thief posted:

I'm watching Behind The Curve

It's not a bad documentary, but it could have been so much better. I'd have preferred it if it had been a jumping off point to talk about conspiracy theorists in general. They only offer a smattering of explanation as to why these people fall down these rabbit holes, and barely touch on how conspiracy theorists destroy their own lives and descend into their own bubble because they reject (or are rejected by) those who disagree with them.

But at least they get a few solid self-owns in there. Like the "engineer" who spent $20,000 on a gyroscope to prove the earth wasn't rotating, got the exact opposite of the results he wanted, so has reduced himself to retrying the experiment by encasing the gyroscope in a bismuth container (?!?).

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

i'm looking for a horror movie on netflix
- with a supernatural monster
- that isn't a zombie or a ghost or some other bullshit that could be accomplished by putting an extra in make-up
- recent-ish
- not complete trash
- leaning more towards serious than horror-comedy

Something like The Ritual, Borderlands / Final Prayer, Spring, or even the rubber-suit antics of something like The Monster would qualify, but I've seen all of those.

The Endless By the guys who made Spring.

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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

regulargonzalez posted:

Jacob's Ladder ticks every box except recent-ish and Netflix (it's on Prime). It's a fantastic movie but you've probably seen it.

E: I guess it fails your second qualification too. And the first one is debatable. I promise it is a horror movie though!

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

The Endless By the guys who made Spring.

I've seen these, but I've got enough good leads for now; thanks, everyone.

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