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Pondex
Jul 8, 2014


Now that's what a depressing comic is supposed to look like!

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Poops Mcgoots posted:

His crippling conjunctivitis keeps him from facing the camera head on.

You joke, but he's clearly lost vision in one eye. In one of the comics, he injects drugs directly into his retina, so that's probably the reason.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I think the real question is why is ONLY werewolf jones only shown in profile. If every time he changes who he's talking to his face flips back and forth and his eyes bug out and he can only ever be seen from the side it gives him this sense of manic energy, also that he's the only one like this singularly identifies him as wrong, somehow. Owl can see it and everyone else is blind to it. He's literally two dimensional (sex & drugs).

He dies of a drug overdose by the end of the year, according to the leaked pages and personal statement that it's based on a real person from the author, simon hanselmann.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Krinkle posted:

I think the real question is why is ONLY werewolf jones only shown in profile. If every time he changes who he's talking to his face flips back and forth and his eyes bug out and he can only ever be seen from the side it gives him this sense of manic energy, also that he's the only one like this singularly identifies him as wrong, somehow. Owl can see it and everyone else is blind to it. He's literally two dimensional (sex & drugs).

He dies of a drug overdose by the end of the year, according to the leaked pages and personal statement that it's based on a real person from the author, simon hanselmann.

It's called art, Owl.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Werewolf Jones has awesome ideas all the time. Well he has terrible ideas but then he commits to them 100% and never backs down which is awesome in its own way.
One

"My balls are fine! My balls are Wolverine!"

OK, that just sold me on werewolf jones.

Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire

DamnitGannet posted:

Hahaha, no joke, I was showing MM&O to a friend of mine the other day and mentioning that sometimes I relate to Owl (minus the crippling alcoholism and child-loving.) Dude needs to move the gently caress out.

He does move out at the end of one of the books! But then it's never followed up on and they suddenly just live together again

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:
But if he is WEREWOLF Jones why do we only ever see him as a wolfman, huh? Is it always full moon time in MMO???

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Segmentation Fox posted:

But if he is WEREWOLF Jones why do we only ever see him as a wolfman, huh? Is it always full moon time in MMO???

that's just his first name, segmentation

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
I want a MMO MMORPG.

e. Hey, a comic:

Kennel has a new favorite as of 18:58 on Oct 11, 2016

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Kennel posted:

I want a MMO MMORPG.

e. Hey, a comic:


she's made some funny comics, but this isn't one of those

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Hogge Wild posted:

she's made some funny comics, but this isn't one of those

This is her finest work what the hell even are you talking about.
1984 where big brother is janet jackson faces on a billboard and you know you nasty.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Hogge Wild posted:

she's made some funny comics, but this isn't one of those

man i respect you but youre wrong as heck about this one

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

man i respect you but youre wrong as heck about this one

We shouldn't be too hard on him, he was born nasty,

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Hogge Wild posted:

she's made some funny comics, but this isn't one of those

How does it feel to be wrong about loving everything.

How.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





...she's made no funny comics, except for that one?

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Paladinus posted:

You joke, but he's clearly lost vision in one eye. In one of the comics, he injects drugs directly into his retina, so that's probably the reason.

See that isn't funny, it's just horrible. It doesn't belong in the funny comics thread. Go start another thread for the miserable drug-addict child-rape comic.

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

she's made some funny comics, but this isn't one of those

Could someone post a good comic, for example, Megg Mogg and Owl?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Post a comic where we get to see a penis

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Kangarookie posted:

Post a comic where we get to see a penis

Put a mirror under your gut and you'll probably see one.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Werewolf Jones has awesome ideas all the time. Well he has terrible ideas but then he commits to them 100% and never backs down which is awesome in its own way.




It gets :nws: at this point ...
http://i.imgur.com/I8X6FFY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0EZybSj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6glfHNJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xVJK1Ic.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Hr8wEPs.jpg

Werewolf Jones excitedly grating his own balls is the most hilarious thing I've seen since Owl humming the Frasier theme to himself while hosing poo poo off his bedding in the backyard, everyone who thinks these comics aren't funny is wrong

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Oct 30, 2009

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BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Put a mirror under your gut and you'll probably see one.

Why would you be so hurtful?

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Megabound posted:

Could someone post a good comic
sure


Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Kangarookie posted:

Why would you be so hurtful?

I'm lashing out because you changed your name and it makes me scared.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

I'm with you, and I wish someone would just create a Horribly Depressing Comics thread to post them in instead of here.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Whatever that unfunny comic Hogge Wild was talking about is, it crashed my phone. That's next level bad.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



nasty phone

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
I like Formal Sweatpants

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Kennel posted:

e. Hey, a comic:

slightly tangentially reminded me of sexxi batman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP2Bchw_-_8&t=1s :nws: with slight :nms:

also, comics?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

I like Formal Sweatpants

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Solar Tornado posted:

slightly tangentially reminded me of sexxi batman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP2Bchw_-_8&t=1s :nws: with slight :nms:

also, comics?



This comic speaks to me because I, too, have a strong desire to die.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

So...not to be a total idiot, but I didn't fully get this one. He smoked his own army with a cursed barrel?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Silly Newbie posted:

So...not to be a total idiot, but I didn't fully get this one. He smoked his own army with a cursed barrel?

"This was a very bad idea and we're sorry we even considered lobbing this poo poo at you guys." :stare:

"We can never, ever, unsee this".

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Plus they're cursed barrels! Cursed weapons always turn against you at inopportune moments.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Silly Newbie posted:

So...not to be a total idiot, but I didn't fully get this one. He smoked his own army with a cursed barrel?

the machine (catapult / trebuchet ?) broke in the top right panel so it landed on his own side by mistake

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



hard counter posted:

...she's made no funny comics, except for that one?

Yes

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Me

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
The creator of Dilbert once said "I draw a comic that has an evil cat running the HR department, an accounting department in a cave and run by trolls, and dinosaurs who give wedgies. And the most common comment I get is, 'That's just like where I work!' ". The most common reaction to MM&O seems to be "they're just like my friends!"

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
My friends aren't as cool as Mike.

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