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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
stealin this from another thread

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computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

The answer, according to redpill terminology, is "she's riding the cock carousel"

I'm the woman in the first panel jerking off the dismembered penis behind a podium.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

These are a bit NSFW so click at your own peril:


:nws:

http://imgur.com/a/odxAV

"Ugh, loving woman just want muscle dudes with big dicks"

It must be some sort of mental hell to think that way and be ill-equipped in both regards.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Red Pill Comics are apparently posted by two guys going by the Blogger names Charles M Schulz and Jim Davis.

http://redpillcomics.blogspot.com/ :nws:

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Len posted:

Red Pill Comics are apparently posted by two guys going by the Blogger names Charles M Schulz and Jim Davis.

http://redpillcomics.blogspot.com/ :nws:

I always knew there was something about Jon Arbuckle.

Let's face it, both he and Charlie Brown are total betas.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Len posted:

Red Pill Comics are apparently posted by two guys going by the Blogger names Charles M Schulz and Jim Davis.

http://redpillcomics.blogspot.com/ :nws:
Are they parodying Red Pillers? Because if they're not then thank you for directing me to one of those fascinating things where people actually make themselves look worse the more they try to make themselves look good.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ryonguy posted:

"Ugh, loving woman just want muscle dudes with big dicks"

It must be some sort of mental hell to think that way and be ill-equipped in both regards.

It's like they've welded iron boots on their feet and are now complaining about how hard it is to jump.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

ryonguy posted:

"Ugh, loving woman just want muscle dudes with big dicks"


Get this: the guy who wrote those is right.

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Wizard Master posted:

Get this: the guy who wrote those is right.

So are you a muscle-bro or a tiny-dicked educated sadman?

Waverhouse
Jun 8, 2009

A highly sophisticated simpleton.
Real deal Poe's law.

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
It's just like all men only want to date skinny large breasted women. There are no individual sexual tastes amongst human beings, and things like "personality" and "charisma" and "talent" and "passion" certainly don't factor into the equation, it's just a world full of people that base their attraction solely on muscles and mammaries.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

Grraarrgghh posted:

So are you a muscle-bro or a tiny-dicked educated sadman?

Yes.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Also, getting laid by having a huge dick is not as easy as one might think. No one ever believes you before you're taking your pants off anyway.

Also, women have no independent thought, they are just logic circuits.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Oh come on you're not educated :colbert:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

BonHair posted:

Also, getting laid by having a huge dick is not as easy as one might think. No one ever believes you before you're taking your pants off anyway.

Not if you're wearing the right pants.

Also, being Asian and having a big dick made dating extra fun. Ironically, in the beginning, then in reality, when I realized that relaxing and just letting my normal confidence come through no matter what meant that every guy and girl assumed I HAD to be hung, since I was tall, asian, AND confident.

edit: have a comic

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 16:16 on Oct 27, 2015

Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

ryonguy posted:

"Ugh, loving woman just want muscle dudes with big dicks"

It must be some sort of mental hell to think that way and be ill-equipped in both regards.

It's actually a lot easier to just blame women for being shallow than it is to accept the fact that it's their personality that's turning women off.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Someone should really be posting these in the lightning II thread.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Super Dan posted:

It's actually a lot easier to just blame women for being shallow than it is to accept the fact that it's their personality that's turning women off.

And it can be both.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Also, being Asian and having a big dick made dating extra fun. Ironically, in the beginning, then in reality, when I realized that relaxing and just letting my normal confidence come through no matter what meant that every guy and girl assumed I HAD to be hung, since I was tall, asian, AND confident.

What the gently caress makes you think anyone wants to hear about your dick, jesus christ.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

RCarr posted:

What the gently caress makes you think anyone wants to hear about your dick, jesus christ.

Yeah. We only want to see it, not hear about it.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

RCarr posted:

What the gently caress makes you think anyone wants to hear about your dick, jesus christ.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

It's just like all men only want to date skinny large breasted women. There are no individual sexual tastes amongst human beings, and things like "personality" and "charisma" and "talent" and "passion" certainly don't factor into the equation, it's just a world full of people that base their attraction solely on muscles and mammaries.

surprise surprise most people are attracted to people who have a basic level of physical fitness

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yes, yes, this is now the MRA dick discussion thread, good, good :greenangel:

PYF Funny comic limbo thread: no funny or comic only limbo.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Karate Bastard posted:

Yes, yes, this is now the MRA dick discussion thread, good, good :greenangel:

PYF Funny comic limbo thread: no funny or comic only limbo.

Do not try to post funny comics, that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There are no funny comics.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Howsabout some vintage KC Green

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wanna hear about them dicks.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

Why are skeletons so funny.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Michaellaneous posted:

Why are skeletons so funny.

You can always see their funny bone.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Paladinus posted:

You can always see their funny bone.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)



FTFY

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012



noooooooo


noooooooooooooo :smith:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That last one works better without words in the last panel.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

noooooooo


noooooooooooooo :smith:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002



edit: missed a perfect opportunity to replace the brunette with a strawman in the last panel, or all of them, oh well

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
can we knock it off with the loss edits already? mods???

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Wear high heels, get called a whore.
Don't wear high heels, people walk on top of you.

:sigh:

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