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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Mr Chairman, if I may submit, Mr Estrada has not volunteered that he is in the best shape of his life, I would move for denial of the license.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

acai moonsault posted:

that lady boxer who attained the age of 35 got the easiest pass from the NSAC I've ever seen

Having a best friend on the panel like she did greatly expedites the process.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Tony Marnell about to shoot some holes into this mother.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
"You realize this could set a precedent for others that would want to modify the gloves?"

- Skip Avensino, loathe to open the stare-decisis floodgates that would allow shady entrepreneurs to violate the holy sacriment of marriage between a hand and a glove

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
"Are you sure you want to do the same thing the NFL did over the past 15 years by inviting controversy through actually giving people an idea of how hard athletes are getting hit in the head and how this may pose health risks?"

Anthony Marnell III, you are a beautiful loving retard, please never leave the NSAC

Pat Lundvall neutering the everloving hell out the implementation of this chip. Love it.


Tony Marnell: "If, in closing, I may remind everyone that this technology may turn out to be the end of us all."

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Feb 17, 2015

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Chairman Bill Brady "I don't think we should be scared of technology. I was scared to death of the speed control guns when cops started to use them until I found out they were more accurate than I was driving."

:laffo:

"Technology will kill itself if it isn't good."

I'm dying.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
NSAC hearings: Come for the PED-Punishment, stay for the Asimovian Argument


The NFL as per Tony Marnell's idea of ideal public perception:

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Feb 17, 2015

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Bill Brady: "It deducted two, what if I only want to deduct one?"

Tech-Guy "You have a button there where you can go 'oops, I made a mistake'' and correct the score before submitting it."

The future of MMA scoring, ladies & gentlemen.



Bonus BUT WILL THEY RISE AGAINST US?-pic




To clarify: This is a proposed digitalization of scorecards with tablets.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
To be perfectly honest, I welcome this proposition, Adelaide Byrd playing Angry Birds ringside would make for much better decisions.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I'm very sad that nobody capable of coming up with a funny Angry Byrd joke is watching this live.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Am I high or did Yakety Sax just start playing

You are not.

But to be honest, it was running in my head the entire hearing so far.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I swear, one of these days, I'm going to con my way into an NSAC hearing telephone queue just to play ringtones.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Dangersim posted:

The Nevada loving attorney general is here to talk about eye pokes.

That guy is somewhat of a DA for the commission.


Haha, "we have something of a wrong without a remedy here" and there's "nothing" they can do.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

How does Absolute Gentleman rank on the scale of being someone's best friend?

Completely forgetting to submit a brief or anything supporting your case before a hearing automatically takes you below "best friend" standing and renders both the plaintiff and defendant "absolute gentlemen".

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
:laffo:

Aguilar: Excuse me, Mr Faber, we'll actually have you wait your turn and let this old man with Alzheimer's continue his conversation with the mop in the corner.

Brady: You know what, let that young whippersnapper talk.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Oh wow, an ACTUAL, no-poo poo legal argument submitted.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
'Wild' Bill Brady storytime.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Hahaaaa, the most useless hearing, dear jesus.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
:lol:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Buncha funny things at this hearing.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I stayed tuned to this clowncar mess for three hours, 20 minutes waiting for something of relevance concerning Diaz, Silva and Lombard, I'll be damned if I'm not going to stay strong and not suffer through the next three hours.




Hahahaahaha REFCAM.

Tony Marnell is flexing as we speak.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Someone Post the minutes of Thierse thong, I'm sitting in class.

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