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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


THIS IS NOT A DETHY ANY LONGER



At 4:27 AM EST, an unauthorized breach of the CIA's central database was detected. This breach allowed sensitive, classified materials to be extracted; this data must be recovered quickly and quietly, and the CIA has authorised terminal sanctions to ensure this occurs.

You are one of seven hackers with the skill, the tools, and the motives to have done this hack, and it's only a matter of days before the CIA liquidates you all to be safe. Before the CIA tracks down your physical locations, you must act. You must find the ones responsible, or they will implicate the rest of you and fade into the shadows, leaving you to face the CIA's wrath.


This is a seven-player mafia game, with very traditional roles and no set-up gimmicks.

The thread will follow standard mafia rules:
  • Day phase and night phase will last at most 24 hours. Night phase will last at least 12 hours. If I'm not here, deadlines are floating.
  • Lynches will require a majority vote.
  • No out-of-thread communication, except for scum.
  • Don't edit your posts.
  • No quoting mod PMs.
  • No fake day actions, truth or dare, Toxxing, or other things that go against the spirit of mafia.
  • The thread will be open at night. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves or not as you see fit.
  • There will not be modkills for lurking due to the small game size, but if you lurk excessively I will ban you from ever playing in a game I run again. Please only sign up if you're able to play.
Player List:
  1. Ernie.
  2. Grandicap
  3. Hal Incandenza
  4. Mills
  5. Poque
  6. Somberbrero
  7. True and Real

Byers2142 fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Feb 18, 2015

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Game is now under construction, will open thread back open once rework is done.

Construction over, sign-ups are a go!

Byers2142 fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Feb 16, 2015

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



YES I like this sort of thing

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


I'll play

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Awesome, I've got a few recruiting PMs out, so we'll see how we do.

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



I was flatteringly lied to so I've come.

No post restrictions aside from trying to be kind.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


True and Real posted:

I was flatteringly lied to so I've come.

No post restrictions aside from trying to be kind.

I never lie as a mod (Ecco!).

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



Sure why not.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


I'll play.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Oh. This isn't a Dethy anymore. I'm in.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



This is a fine player list of non-lurkers and content-posters and I suggest we keep it that way with our last recruit.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Mills posted:

This is a fine player list of non-lurkers and content-posters and I suggest we keep it that way with our last recruit.

Working on that!

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Maybe Ernie?

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



definitely Ernie

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


And that's the roster!

Role PMS will go out in the next 30 minutes, and I will reopen the thread then, and never close it again!

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


FROM: Dataframe Management <df_man@cia.gov>
TO: Internal Security Director, Central Intelligence Agency
SUBJECT: Mainframe Security Breach

Sir, per your request, the follwing is a high-level overview of this morning's breach. At 4:27 AM EST, a dual-channel intrusion into our outside contractor payroll system was utilized as the initial penetration of our systems. Over the next 45 seconds, the hacker or hackers proceeded to leapfrog from server to server, with the breach ending at our Clandestine Personel server. Several files were access and presumably downloaded, and the breach was cut off at the source.

Based on the methodology of the attack, the specific systems accessed during the breach, and the skill requiredm we know that the hackers involved likely are among the following hackers (note, these hackers' identities are not at this time known, just their handles): hal_incandenza, p0que, true_and_real (once known as D1gn0l), grandicap, S0mberbrer0 (knwon as S0mber on some Internet dark sites), M1lls, and 3rn13.

In depth dossiers for each hacker will be sent in follow-up e-mails as they are compiled and reviewed, but the nature of these hackers makes details scarce at best...


Role PMs have been sent out; D1 starts now. The deadline is set for 11 PM EST Tomorrow, or roughly 24 hours from now.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



I didn't get a role PM.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (7): Ernie., Grandicap, Hal Incandenza, Mills, Poque, Somberbrero, True and Real

With 7 alive, it's 4 votes to lynch. The current deadline is February 18th, 2015 at 11 p.m. EST -- that's in about 1 day.

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



I'm Goku.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


I'm Poku.

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



code:

Had to be sure it was you, p0.
We must eliminate dragonrider6911 before he consumes the game

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



code:
//pwn.protocol niner61delta,
DDoS=1,
If(scum)=f(destroy)

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



beep boop confirming.

I dropped my programmer job and picked up one in management so I don't know the lingo anymore. Is Java still cool?

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



Grandicap posted:

beep boop confirming.

I dropped my programmer job and picked up one in management so I don't know the lingo anymore. Is Java still cool?

This is a post about my real life and not a breadcrumb or anything.

This post is too self aware, did I forget how to mafia? I think I forgot how to mafia...

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



code:

Enemy=ernie.
Reason(1)!=0post
Reason(1)=fucker>9000

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Suggestion: do not ever vote until you have confidence in something. Probably 2 scum so it's dangerous to throw them around.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



OP lies, this is clearly a role madness game

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



True and Real posted:

code:
//pwn.protocol niner61delta,
DDoS=1,
If(scum)=f(destroy)

Why would you comment out your pwn protocol, this seems contrary to its purpose. Scum found.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


what's choppin', chummers?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



Somberbrero posted:

what's choppin', chummers?

We were just discussing a mass flavor claim. I am Lord Nikon.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



I can't code because I'm not a fucken nerd. Truth bomb!

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



Somberbrero posted:

what's choppin', chummers?

Your new av unnerves me.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


I like coding but I'm bad at it. it's why I dropped out of computer science!

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



It took me all of 40 seconds to choose and purchase that avatar. I'm proud of my efforts.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



I can write some bitchin' poo poo in BASIC if you want. I have this sweet text-based roulette wheel...

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Hal Incandenza posted:

We were just discussing a mass flavor claim. I am Lord Nikon.

I am Goku.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



Mills posted:

It took me all of 40 seconds to choose and purchase that avatar. I'm proud of my efforts.

Is that a turnip?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004




yeah yeah, we all know

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Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



excellent hal and i are about to wreck you fools

oops scumslip

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