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Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqD6m55mTGU

listen to these dorks sing out of tune and sync.

(well mostly dylan)

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CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
didn't listen but i'd like to submit anything by that racist Beck dude

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Kokomo - The Beach Boys

No loving contest.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
anything "pop"

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
one worst song to rule them all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc


Trying to get that great big hill of hope
For a destination

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGwB-f1xfxM

Vanilla: No Way, No Way

How do you even ruin the Muppets?

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGidSPJgwA0

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

NotWearingPants posted:

one worst song to rule them all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc


Trying to get that great big hill of hope
For a destination
no. no!!!

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

NotWearingPants posted:

one worst song to rule them all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc


Trying to get that great big hill of hope
For a destination

http://www.avclub.com/article/mickey-dean-ween-melchiondo-on-why-he-hates-4-non--98674

Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
that loving "walk 500 miles" song

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZRKOcWuDA8

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


"gently caress my ears! I came to the ears pussy !!! Liters of blood flowed from my beautiful ears because of this loving stupid songs performed chicken that does not sing not to bark can not !!! Oh, great Dumbledore, save my precious ears!"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

whats her forums name.

Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
"Young Con Anthem" by Young Conservatives is definitely among the worst hip-hop rap songs ever written. i wish Marcel Cartier's youtube videos had as many views as the "Young Con Anthem" video does.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08

i think this song is either the worst ever or a masterpiece and i can't decide which

maybe both

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
quarantine this ebola in pyf

Bruce Snare
Feb 7, 2013
Opus - Live is Life... goddamn loving stupid Austrian poo poo

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E

Nickleback is and always will be objectively the worst.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

I like the Foo Fighters but holy poo poo. THE BEST!! THE BEST!! THE BEST!! THE BEST!!!!!!!!

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Why is "Prit Stik" not in the OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlsXFrUvMFk

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I have posted this before on this forum somewhere, but I submit "Big Boy Drop" by the Southbound Hustlaz from my hometown

It is a very pure nugget of poo poo-grade rap. Highlights include:

1. First verse, the fat guy rhymes 'rims' with 'rims'

2. Guy in a wheelchair with spinners

3. Fat guys standing awkwardly in front of the university stadium sign ("UNIVERSITY STADIUM") making hip-hop gestures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkq63_SEkzU

On top of that, I would like to submit various songs made by actors, including Bud Bundy's rap career and that PJ Harvey song Juliette Lewis covered for Strange Days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbX5cuvLRWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKnlo7sLfa0

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


DC Talk - Jesus Freak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbB0QrBIs9k


Prussian Blue - I Will Bleed For You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftBO-kZbUug


Bowling For Soup - BFFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo16ThpKjhM


MC Frontalot - Power User

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3f7PMESCQU

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Design the Skyline made a song so bad they eventually disabled the comments on the video because literally every comment was making GBS threads on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ

I don't even know what it is, it's like a bunch of ugly awkward scene kids who like autotune pop and grindcore couldn't decide what kind of music to play, so their answer to that problem was "everything at once randomly".

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Ok now hang on a drat minute, MC Frontalot is a comedy nerd rapper

and the girls from Prussian Blue started smoking weed and renounced their nazi ways

I don't think that either of those songs can be considered the worst in context

sticklefifer your scenester grindcore song is the worst so far

it is horrible

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

Lubby Chudder!

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I have the honor of covering baseball at a very southern college. I am now acquainted with "bro country."

Two nominations that have particularly stuck with me:

Barefoot Blue Jean Night
Selected lyric: "We were shinin' like lighters in the dark in the middle of a rock show"

Parking Lot Party
Chorus: "'Cause there ain't no party like the pre-party
And after the party, the after-party
At the parking lot party
"

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
new kids on the block - step by step

john legend - all of me

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.
Actual artists? What is this weak poo poo. Let GBS-FM show you how it's done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPnLu59GlJI

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
ironic bad is never as bad as unself-aware bad

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Sizone posted:

ironic bad is never as bad as unself-aware bad

I actually disagree, the people who aren't aware at least fall under the Outsider heading and I think they're far more endearing than the people who try to go for that intentionally. Stuff like Tonetta, The Shaggs, Daniel Johnston, Wesley Willis and Jandek are way more interesting than stuff like Rap Journey, the post-rave stuff or Costes.

In the end it comes down to personal preference, but I just find the people who are completely unaware of their inability more fun to listen to than the people who try very hard to make it bad.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Keru posted:

I actually disagree, the people who aren't aware at least fall under the Outsider heading and I think they're far more endearing than the people who try to go for that intentionally. Stuff like Tonetta, The Shaggs, Daniel Johnston, Wesley Willis and Jandek are way more interesting than stuff like Rap Journey, the post-rave stuff or Costes.

In the end it comes down to personal preference, but I just find the people who are completely unaware of their inability more fun to listen to than the people who try very hard to make it bad.

I think it comes down more to what we are defining as bad, because you have used terms such as "fun to listen to" and "interesting", these are not qualities of bad.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Sizone posted:

I think it comes down more to what we are defining as bad, because you have used terms such as "fun to listen to" and "interesting", these are not qualities of bad.
This is getting a bit off topic, but surely you can watch a movie that is objectively bad and still consider it "fun"? Watching something like The Room, a quite terrible movie by any kind of standard or metric, yet incredibly entertaining and paradoxically a good movie by that merit. Why wouldn't we be able to do the same with music?

In the interest of keeping the thread on track, I'll admit that the Post-Rave thing (the Bob Pokosy previously embedded) is a concious attempt at being bad and not genuinely bad music.

I loving stand by Costes being terrible, though.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

sticklefifer posted:

Design the Skyline made a song so bad they eventually disabled the comments on the video because literally every comment was making GBS threads on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ

I don't even know what it is, it's like a bunch of ugly awkward scene kids who like autotune pop and grindcore couldn't decide what kind of music to play, so their answer to that problem was "everything at once randomly".

Jesus loving christ this is aural birth control

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.
I think one of my favorite "so terrible it's hilarious" pieces that's showed up on the internet is from OCRemix, a hive of lovely musical attempts and remixes on a good day. On a bad day, you get this:

frollo's FF7: The Musical
http://ocremix.org/forums/archive/index.php/t-7058.html

Sadly I couldn't find any examples of this in a simple and easy to listen link, like youtube, at least not in the short search I did. There are links to mp3's in the post I linked, those should still work. It's absolutely amazing how terrible one person can be at both writing lyrics and trying to sing them (in falsetto for the girl parts).

Edit: The links in the forumlink are no longer alive, use this: https://www.dropbox.com/s/4z4xlmt2cy9d0zy/frollo.rar?dl=0

Keru has a new favorite as of 14:30 on Feb 17, 2015

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME

actually ruins Christmas

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

yall don't know poo poo about poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Much as I like Lou Reed, he totally phoned this in, and I can't blame him because Metallica probably wrote the lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJlU_9Vyvqs

Lars claiming to be the table will always be funny, though. It's like they picked words out of the air.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Wrong thread bro, you're looking for "best songs"

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
If you like pina coladas
And getting caught in the rain

Ugh. gently caress seventies soft rock in general.

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