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Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

The worst thing about this is that it isn't that bad. The chorus just has the most unfortunately Lonely Island sounding line in it. but if they scrapped that and the production value was a little higher I could see this actually playing on the radio as a Single Ladies style "Chicks before dicks" anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMB2uCTTvJ0

this though :stare:

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Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE


Also, Jesus Christ is mah Nigga.

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MWFcfGi8QQ

Take My Breath Away is already pretty much a guilty pleasure of mine. But....not like this.

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
In honor of Easter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PVal8Fy7CM

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
When the music industry gives a glamour model a record deal... What could possibly go wrong? :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug8WeZyTxXg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u04JpJe8t9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CCvEjRctTA


Edit: Sometimes a song is so poo poo it's actually amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk

Actually, that MSM Youtube channel is a treasure trove of pure pop-garbage. I love it.

beato has a new favorite as of 18:57 on Apr 5, 2015

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Eddie Vedder - 04/20/02

Layne Staley tribute song, I feel it is terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssSL9rAPczI

As a massive Alice in chains fan and a big Eddie Vedder fan.. yes this is loving awful. drat.

LSD CURES JUNKIES
Sep 12, 2013

gently caress everything about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5qVpzYMM0c

datajugend
Jan 15, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Stitches - "Kilos In My Bag"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ch1FUVupR8

snackpants
Sep 3, 2009

Watch how fast I type "motherfucker."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru820Vm9BaI

An ex told me he and his buddies in college would listen to this while they pre-gamed. :allears:

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Sarcopenia posted:

The worst thing about this is that it isn't that bad. The chorus just has the most unfortunately Lonely Island sounding line in it. but if they scrapped that and the production value was a little higher I could see this actually playing on the radio as a Single Ladies style "Chicks before dicks" anthem.


If they scrapped that line it wouldnt have 5 million plays on youtube.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

beato posted:


Edit: Sometimes a song is so poo poo it's actually amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pgPq4FGWfk


When you have kids this song magically re emerges from nowhere and you hear it at least 10 times a year at various parties and poo poo, along with...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhLRSgMxplc

And many more ear damaging classics that stays in your head for days

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

peter gabriel posted:

When you have kids this song magically re emerges from nowhere and you hear it at least 10 times a year at various parties and poo poo, along with...

*Very British party songs*

And many more ear damaging classics that stays in your head for days

I'm yet to be fortunate to have a kid but do they still play the classics at kids parties like Blacklace?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKmG6zkADW8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x91ugNGH2UE

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
EW had this discussion a while ago, and it was decided that this is officially The Worst Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGieOsdhFQk

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

did anyone say every pink floyd song ever because thats the answer

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

bunky posted:

did anyone say every pink floyd song ever because thats the answer

what the fuk man

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

beato posted:

I'm yet to be fortunate to have a kid but do they still play the classics at kids parties like Blacklace?


Ha ha, oh god yeah they do.
Honestly some real oddball poo poo gets played, that whole, I guess 'genre' is strange, it's like nothing much goes out of style, new stuff just gets bolted onto the compilations or whatever they have.
I heard this last month, but this is not bad, it is awesome:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPLk5mJ1D4

Have kids, hear bad music

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Sarcopenia posted:

The worst thing about this is that it isn't that bad.

I thought about posting it like twenty times, but I couldn't bring myself to put it in a "worst" thread. The lyrics are wonderful.

I might break bread, with one or two strippaz
But that don't mean u gotta pull ma zippa
Thinkin' I dick down the whole town
Even though I got dick to go 'round

Also, the chick in the blue dress... woo. Fat in all the right places.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz2wjeCSpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6sBu5ddeAw

:catstare:

cis_eraser_420
Mar 1, 2013

now, I love Miami Vice, but

(WARNING: critical amounts of 80s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X84tlNzppyw

what the gently caress Tubbs

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

I have no cultural context for this, all I know, as an American, is that "X-Rated" version YouTube recommended sounds like Bon Scott and Keith Levine calling a limbo contest. And that ain't no bad thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu-xC-ZMj5s

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

Centripetal Horse posted:

I can't believe the weak sauce some of you are bringing to this picnic. There is only one. It is the worst song ever recorded, written, or even conceived. It is insipid, and nonsensical, and infuriatingly bad in ways for which there are no appropriate descriptors. It is: MacArthur Park.


That song is also very, very bad.

As soon as it started playing, I thought it was Terry Jacks', "Seasons in The Sun": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E
Not that they sound similar, but my mother has the worst taste in music so I've heard both these songs a million times in my childhood.



I will never not laugh at gratuitous Dancehall horns in terrible electronic music. The end of that first one almost killed me.


Do yourself a favor, listen to "Don't Walk Away From Love" by musical nobody, Gregory Gray, and pay attention to the lyrics (written in the description) then close this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIfQfGbSRhY

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

autotuned paris hilton frolicking around a lisa frank hellscape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KXwYjG8txo

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Motorbikes and midi sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKpOm_H7cbQ

My fellow countryman making a spectacular display of his naivety:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Vaz9jW054
As one commenter put it: "I'd like to cancel my citizenship"

And this one is just sublime:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw

Baron La Croix
Nov 2, 2010

rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah
This song was written by a man who refers to himself as "Shifty Shellshock"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Yo Little Brother by Nolan Thomas is an lovely earworm classic
https://youtu.be/rcMX2866LYs

Yeah, Brokencyde was actually really good compared to other "scene" music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJuEETYTtQ

Nothing will ever be funnier than people bragging about being from really terrible uncool places like West Virginia (see also: MGK's song Cleveland):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3qipsFIgiU

Remember when the Village People tried to have a comeback as a mid-80's adult oriented dance act? That happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hYtUYiuzkw

And the king of all bad music videos, Torres Gemelas, a Ecuadoran dance track written to commemorate 9/11:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9yvb03R2qs

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Remember when the Village People tried to have a comeback as a mid-80's adult oriented dance act? That happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hYtUYiuzkw
This is hilarious. Reminds me of how the guy from Somebody's Watching Me made a song about being stalked over the phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HdOqhjuph8

Tony Bologna posted:

I will never not laugh at gratuitous Dancehall horns in terrible electronic music. The end of that first one almost killed me.
Even back in early 2008, I thought this was one of the most unintentionally depressing party songs ever made. Ludacris's verse is pretty awesome though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tvOTFtGdqs

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Someone who I bullied at high school is now making rap music, apparently it's really bad

He's a middle class white guy from rural England btw

Whorelord has a new favorite as of 23:35 on Apr 8, 2015

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Tony Bologna posted:

Do yourself a favor, listen to "Don't Walk Away From Love" by musical nobody, Gregory Gray, and pay attention to the lyrics (written in the description) then close this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIfQfGbSRhY

You are the first person I've ever heard mention Gregory Gray, ever. I bought that record when it was new, and I still nostalgically listen to it on a regular basis.

Besides admitting to liking bad music I have nothing to add because this thread made me listen to Avril Lavigne for the first time since Sk8r Boi and I actually hate her "music" more than the crabcore guys.

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njark
Apr 26, 2008

Show them the Wasteland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4

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