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4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011


how come they dont "what" cena

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cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...


No smiles on sunday sure sounds like a good prediction.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

One day, John Cena.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

Operation:
ACTION DUCK


I bet you could make some really funny screencaps if you started spamming the button at random points in this speech.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD


No wonder the WWE love Cena so much, dude can stretch a 5 minute promo into half an hour.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

Cenastory!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



that was a great promo

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.


I'm stuck at my house, time to watch a go home Raw. I have no idea what any storyline is.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?


Is this going to be like the Darkside Hulk Hogan when he pained the Task Master eyebrows on his forehead?

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Roman Reigns posted:

Oh. Another love/hate me but respect me speech

Take notes Roman since you know you're being groomed for this.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Ms. Money


Tezzor posted:

at least he's not pooping all over rusev like he did with bray last year

thats after fastlane, dont worry buddy!

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)


But he's not undefeated! He's not undefeated at all!

Unpinned and unsubmitted, yes, but undefeated is not the same!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Corporate Kane posted:

generic john cena promo #4

Is there really that many of them?

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Catpiss Neverclean posted:

No wonder the WWE love Cena so much, dude can stretch a 5 minute promo into half an hour.

that was literally a five minute promo

a.lo
Sep 11, 2009



Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.


Grimey Drawer

RUSEV MATCHKA

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Onward to pie!


Cena gives in to the dark side, joins the Wyatt family

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

this crowd has no fuckin clue what to do with Cena

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

Slack-jawed, but you'll never be passing it on

I feel reckless abandon all the time, John Cena.

Oh poo poo I like Rusev's music. He's basically a boss fight. I like this. Has he gotten any better?

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Jun 19, 2014
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Sky Shadowing posted:

But he's not undefeated! He's not undefeated at all!

Unpinned and unsubmitted, yes, but undefeated is not the same!

shut up

Zyla
Jan 30, 2009

ho[meowww]ner


Your Boy Fancy posted:

I am snowed the gently caress in. There's a little yellow kitty in here because I can't leave him outside. I have jellybeans and coffee. I'm ready to turn my brain the gently caress off. Let's have fun. Whip our dicks out. Do whatever. Get hype.

I MISSED YA FANCY

DrKrankenwagen
Mar 21, 2005



Rusev, I'm so sorry friend.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

bartok
May 10, 2006

hey!
hey!
it's me kane!
hello!


Cena bleeds red, white, and blue brother!!! So whatcha gonna do Rusev when Cenamania runs wild on you, brother?

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007



Jiro posted:

Take notes Roman since you know you're being groomed for this.

I curse the loving day I did this Toxx. I CURSE IT

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

Operation:
ACTION DUCK


Lana's eyeroll is me irl.

Baron Corbin
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

rhe-TOR-ic

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Zyla
Jan 30, 2009

ho[meowww]ner


Your Boy Fancy posted:

I feel reckless abandon all the time, John Cena.

Oh poo poo I like Rusev's music. He's basically a boss fight. I like this. Has he gotten any better?

He is pretty good!

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...


Rusev I'll pay you 5 American dollars to literally strangle the life from John Cena right here tonight

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


They're just chanting for the US Champion, Lana

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

AHAHAHAH is this match seriously for the US Belt?

I guess that's cool, since winning it will mean John Cena will be losing to Hideo Itami on NXT by December.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice


Still reminds me of the Clerks cartoon.

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Roman Reigns posted:

I curse the loving day I did this Toxx. I CURSE IT

Delicious.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


She hasn't lied.

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008



I come for the Rusev, and stay also for Rusev

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I feel reckless abandon all the time, John Cena.

Oh poo poo I like Rusev's music. He's basically a boss fight. I like this. Has he gotten any better?

he's real good now, actually

not spectacular in ring ability but he sells everything really well and tells a good story

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Detroit





College Slice

Where does he live, Lana? Duluth?!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

At least it's not the Authority.

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

Slack-jawed, but you'll never be passing it on

Oh that's right, Rusev's finisher is a submission. You need to go edit your build, Lana. Dude can't win in your standard config

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