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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Sono posted:

I was half-paying attention last night. At first I thought you were talking about scars from blading, but HHH is seriously turning into a pug.



He's got these weird folds on the back of his head too. Not even neck flab; like a three-quarter circle just randomly on the back of his head.

Extended contact with Vince McMahon is known to cause intense stress.

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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I was just about to post this quote:


And then ask how this has gone five pages without anyone saying anything about that. I take it everyone has just given up hope for Cena to have a real feud against someone that might actually be a threat? Having Cena destroy him right before a PPV seems really fuckin' dumb but it seems like folks are just outright ignoring it now so there's that.

I liked that part. It showed that Cena actually cares about winning the match. Instead of laughing off Rusev he had to show that he can kick Rusev ' s rear end. So he did. The beat down was pretty brutal. But also Rusev didn't run off when attacked.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Strawberry Panda posted:

I liked that part. It showed that Cena actually cares about winning the match. Instead of laughing off Rusev he had to show that he can kick Rusev ' s rear end. So he did. The beat down was pretty brutal. But also Rusev didn't run off when attacked.

I'm holding on to hope that Rusev will win, even if it means beating the everloving hell out of Cena to the point he gets counted out. I don't want Rusev to lose to a bullshit Cena hulk-up-and-no-sell finish because everyone knows that would absolutely destroy any heat he still has.

Preferably have Rusev get a DQ by not releasing the Accolade and just hold Cena in it for like 10 minutes straight until he passes the gently caress out or his back snaps from the strain

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Sebastian Vettel posted:

Meh, I think his best role would be the guy who Darren Young gets the hot tag to and cleans house but spends the rest of the time on the apron doing stuff to get the crowd into the match.
Personally, I think the best role for him would be transitioning him to commentary, but given Vince on the other side, I don't know how well that would work out in practice.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Rusev is going to get murdered by John Cena, there's no way around it, and Reigns' entire push has been a Machiavellian scheme by Vince to draw all the X-pac heat from Cena murdering Rusev and pointing out how h's actually not Russian to Reigns

Endless Mike posted:

Personally, I think the best role for him would be transitioning him to commentary, but given Vince on the other side, I don't know how well that would work out in practice.

I scrolled through this fast and thought you were talking about Rusev and honestly I agree

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Ozz81 posted:

I'm holding on to hope that Rusev will win, even if it means beating the everloving hell out of Cena to the point he gets counted out. I don't want Rusev to lose to a bullshit Cena hulk-up-and-no-sell finish because everyone knows that would absolutely destroy any heat he still has.

Preferably have Rusev get a DQ by not releasing the Accolade and just hold Cena in it for like 10 minutes straight until he passes the gently caress out or his back snaps from the strain

Meltzer assumes that they had Cena lay out Rusev because Cena isn't winning at the PPV. Not necessarily that Rusev will win either, it could be a bullshit countout or DQ.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


triplexpac posted:

Meltzer assumes that they had Cena lay out Rusev because Cena isn't winning at the PPV. Not necessarily that Rusev will win either, it could be a bullshit countout or DQ.

It's really sad that my first thought was "Well, Rusev got beat up so that on the PPV he can get his heat back", which feels like it is how every WWE go-home show works.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I'd honestly be happy enough to do a goddamn back flip if Rusev won clean at this PPV. Hell even with interference I don't care. Just show Cena tapping out(okay, passing out, fine) to the Accolade so he has real heat going into Wrestlemania, when he's going to lose no matter what

But of course he'll probably get DQed or at best a countout victory.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Has Cena ever actually tapped out?

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If Rusev won clean at Fastlane, it wouldn't even matter if he lost at Mania. Over the year he would have cleanly beaten pretty much every face in the company except Bryan and Reigns. That'd be the way to go if they were smart; Rusev defines his place as a top grappler and Cena still gets a big overcome the odds win at Mania.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Davros1 posted:

Paige should keep the cotton candy dress.

Paige should murder a different Rosebud for their clothes every week until they're all gone.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Blast Fantasto posted:

If Rusev won clean at Fastlane, it wouldn't even matter if he lost at Mania. Over the year he would have cleanly beaten pretty much every face in the company except Bryan and Reigns. That'd be the way to go if they were smart; Rusev defines his place as a top grappler and Cena still gets a big overcome the odds win at Mania.

Eh I dunno, I feel that just cements Rusev as "not a top guy". It's fine if that's the spot they want him in, but don't act like it would be doing Rusev any big favours. People only remember the blowoff match from a series, especially when it's at Mania.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




pressedbunny posted:

Has Cena ever actually tapped out?

Back when he was a heel maybe?

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

sticklefifer posted:

Paige should murder a different Rosebud for their clothes every week until they're all gone.

Angle ends with Paige dressed in a bloody bunny costume, delivering What She Calls the PTO, the Paige Tap Out, to Adam Rose.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

sticklefifer posted:

Paige should murder a different Rosebud for their clothes every week until they're all gone.

What if the last appearance of the bunny was actually Paige :stare:

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

pressedbunny posted:

Has Cena ever actually tapped out?

Three times I think, at least once to Angle which you can see on YouTube.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Raw had me bored to tears in the first half hour because it was so predictable. The wrestling is likely to be good, but I'm dreading the very real possibility of 2 non-finishes at Fastlane. At least it's free I guess.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
I'd be satisfied with a Rusev-Cena double countout or whatever to set up a cool Wrestlemania match.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

pressedbunny posted:

Has Cena ever actually tapped out?

On Sunday, it became 11 years since Cena last tapped out.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
I'm not sure if there's any way of knowing this, but was there always a plan for Rusev/Cena, or has it just been thrown together? I know usually WWE throw stuff together but they still like to base what they can around Cena and generally put some thought into his feuds. So is the idea to be that they want to raise his popularity again by having him go over the unbeaten Rusev (Which won't work)?

It just seemed like out of nowhere he decided he's had enough of Rusev and ignored his ongoing story.

iamsosmrt
Jun 14, 2008

DrVenkman posted:

I'm not sure if there's any way of knowing this, but was there always a plan for Rusev/Cena, or has it just been thrown together? I know usually WWE throw stuff together but they still like to base what they can around Cena and generally put some thought into his feuds. So is the idea to be that they want to raise his popularity again by having him go over the unbeaten Rusev (Which won't work)?

It just seemed like out of nowhere he decided he's had enough of Rusev and ignored his ongoing story.

Wasn't his ongoing story basically how he had given up on any chance of beating Brock?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Cena is going to spend 3 or 4 minutes in the Accolade, stand up, reposition Rusev for an AA, hit it, and get the clean three count. This the most and really only likely scenario because wrestling is always bad. If you can occasionally delude yourself into thinking it's good then great, but never forget that wrestling is always bad.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




DrVenkman posted:

I'm not sure if there's any way of knowing this, but was there always a plan for Rusev/Cena, or has it just been thrown together? I know usually WWE throw stuff together but they still like to base what they can around Cena and generally put some thought into his feuds. So is the idea to be that they want to raise his popularity again by having him go over the unbeaten Rusev (Which won't work)?

It just seemed like out of nowhere he decided he's had enough of Rusev and ignored his ongoing story.

It was in the rumor mill for a while, so there was some planning behind it.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

So I was trying to find a data set so I could do some data analysis and see how often the PPV loser wins on the go-home show and I found http://www.profightdb.com/ which has some great data but no API I can easily work with that I can see. Great looking site, in searching through it I found that El Torito has the highest winning percentage in the WWE of anyone in it's history: http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers-with-highest-wwwf-wwf-wwe-win-percentages.html

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

projecthalaxy posted:

Cena is going to spend 3 or 4 minutes in the Accolade, stand up, reposition Rusev for an AA, hit it, and get the clean three count. This the most and really only likely scenario because wrestling is always bad. If you can occasionally delude yourself into thinking it's good then great, but never forget that wrestling is always bad.

Yeah this is probably how the Mania match will end but that is definitely not happening at Fastlane.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Demonic children and weeks of being attacked by bearded hillbilly cult members isnt enough to make John Cena break his vows of being a stand up dude and not a vicious thug, but you disrespect his patriotism AND steal his taunt?

You got another thing coming, JACK.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

I just realized Seth Rollins doesn't have a match. What are they going to do with Rollins going forward? Randy Orton? I Wouldn't mind if he just shows up and trolls with J&J every week until the end of eternity.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Auron posted:

I just realized Seth Rollins doesn't have a match. What are they going to do with Rollins going forward? Randy Orton? I Wouldn't mind if he just shows up and trolls with J&J every week until the end of eternity.

Ryback/Rowan/Ziggler vs Rollins/J&J will probably happen, or maybe Rollins with Kane and Show. I'm just hoping they blow that off sooner than later so that isn't a Mania match, and Rollins can work Orton or I guess Ziggler on his own.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

Ozz81 posted:

I'm holding on to hope that Rusev will win, even if it means beating the everloving hell out of Cena to the point he gets counted out. I don't want Rusev to lose to a bullshit Cena hulk-up-and-no-sell finish because everyone knows that would absolutely destroy any heat he still has.

Preferably have Rusev get a DQ by not releasing the Accolade and just hold Cena in it for like 10 minutes straight until he passes the gently caress out or his back snaps from the strain

I imagine they're saving Rusev's first clean loss for 'Mania.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


did anyone else catch what looking liked Summer Rae saying something like "Oh, gently caress YOU. So gross..." to a fan on RAW last night before her match started?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Auron posted:

I just realized Seth Rollins doesn't have a match. What are they going to do with Rollins going forward? Randy Orton? I Wouldn't mind if he just shows up and trolls with J&J every week until the end of eternity.

The card is pretty light so I'm guessing they'll throw out Rollins/Show/Kane vs. Ziggler/Ryback/Rowan or maybe just Rollins/Ziggler.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Auron posted:

I just realized Seth Rollins doesn't have a match. What are they going to do with Rollins going forward? Randy Orton? I Wouldn't mind if he just shows up and trolls with J&J every week until the end of eternity.

Dave was saying on today's podcast that Orton was originally scheduled back on the post Rumble Raw that ended up getting cancelled due to weather. He's not sure if the original plan of Orton/Rollins is still going to happen.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Maybe we'll get lucky and Sheamus will get involved in Rusev vs Cena rather than Bryan vs Reigns.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

Mechafunkzilla posted:

I'd be satisfied with a Rusev-Cena double countout or whatever to set up a cool Wrestlemania match.

They can't have both main event matches end in draws!

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




How many times has Brock been at a show since Rollins has had mitb? It seems like he's getting hosed by Brock's contract and hope he will have to use it for the ic title against ambrose because he ran out of time

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

So is that "Bray barfed all over the ring" thing a myth? None of the reports I've read on PWInsider have mentioned that all, and I figure someone sending in a report would say something about it.

Their second report did include this:

PWInsider posted:

The dark match was Bray Wyatt vs. John Cena. The match lasted about 15 mins but they had one really bad blotched spot. Wyatt look to be going for some type of modified slam and lost his grip of Cena. Cena looked legitimately stunned because of it and Bray ended up getting a nasty cut. Cena won and after the match just gave a few high-fives walking up the ramp and that was it.

Mentions being busted open, but no barf.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I really hope that now that the sun has risen on Reigns, Sheamus comes back, stays in the IC division, and has really fun brawls with Ambrose, Swagger, Barrett, and so forth.

Havoc904
Jul 29, 2006

A school festival is a festival that takes place at our school!
Stardust vs Goldust isn't scheduled for Fast Lane right? I have only been watching Raw here and there the past few weeks, but I am really hoping that one gets a full Mania match.


EDIT: Nevermind, the Smackdown 2 weeks after Mania is from Dallas, not the one the week after.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Bard Maddox posted:



does anyone know

https://twitter.com/akrosstheworld

Kevin Kross, whoever that is.

Edit: Oh, no, Kross was Young's loser partner. Still no idea who the random backstage goon was.

Red fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Feb 17, 2015

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Sono posted:

I was half-paying attention last night. At first I thought you were talking about scars from blading, but HHH is seriously turning into a pug.



He's got these weird folds on the back of his head too. Not even neck flab; like a three-quarter circle just randomly on the back of his head.

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