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With all the supposed reports of Bray vomiting everywhere, I have to say, if he did I doubt he was sick. He's just finally going full Exorcist on us. I'm fully expecting his promo next Monday to be his head rotating a full 360 degrees as he projectile vomits nonstop for 30 seconds straight. But really, dude vomited in front of like a thousand people and not a single one of them pulled out a cellphone and recorded or took pictures of it? Sounds really likely to me.
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Feb 17, 2015 19:13
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jake the snakes claims to have pissed himself, vomited, and poo poo in the ring in the same match after being stretched by a guy who looked like santa claus, but he has multiple versions of how he got into the business that i do not believe
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kdrudy posted:So I was trying to find a data set so I could do some data analysis and see how often the PPV loser wins on the go-home show and I found http://www.profightdb.com/ which has some great data but no API I can easily work with that I can see. Great looking site, in searching through it I found that El Torito has the highest winning percentage in the WWE of anyone in it's history: http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers-with-highest-wwwf-wwf-wwe-win-percentages.html I'm a huge geek and did this last year. It's true about 43% of the time, 64% of the time if you remove neutral endings (i.e. last night's Roman vs. Bryan beat down which didn't have a 'winner') edit: actually this was just for end of Raw segments so a bit different than what you're saying http://imgur.com/gallery/HXjSO ...i had time to kill at my job at the time, shut up The Landstander fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Feb 17, 2015 19:54
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Piss in my rear end posted:jake the snakes claims to have pissed himself, vomited, and poo poo in the ring in the same match after being stretched by a guy who looked like santa claus, but he has multiple versions of how he got into the business that i do not believe He also claims the DDT was invented in an accident when the guy he was trying to suplex tripped and they both fell over. If I'm not mistaken, literally everyone around that time says that story is complete bullshit. So of course it's on his DVD from a few years ago.
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Feb 17, 2015 19:58
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that was len the grappler denton and jr recently interviewed him where he seemingly confirmed jake's story. bill watts says it is bullshit but bill watts is a garbage person.
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Feb 17, 2015 20:02
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Piss in my rear end posted:that was len the grappler denton and jr recently interviewed him where he seemingly confirmed jake's story. bill watts says it is bullshit but bill watts is a garbage person. Watts also loathes Roberts.
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Feb 17, 2015 20:03
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jake the snake was supposed to get a huge payout for going to wcw but bill watts made him go get his bicycle in a rain storm and he was struck by lightning and drowned in a ditch. i might have this mixed up with another story.
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Feb 17, 2015 20:06
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I haven't watched more than a segment of RAW here or there in months, but I still talk to a security person at the building I work at all the time about wrestling. She keeps up on some online news but is still a pretty huge mark. I asked her last night about RAW and she said she hasn't been watching the past couple of weeks because the shows are so boring. I feel this is a great sign heading into Wrestlemania.
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Feb 17, 2015 20:20
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Piss in my rear end posted:jake the snake was supposed to get a huge payout for going to wcw but bill watts made him go get his bicycle in a rain storm and he was struck by lightning and drowned in a ditch. i might have this mixed up with another story. I kinda like your version, it has panache
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Feb 17, 2015 20:21
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DeepDickPizza posted:I haven't watched more than a segment of RAW here or there in months, but I still talk to a security person at the building I work at all the time about wrestling. She keeps up on some online news but is still a pretty huge mark. I asked her last night about RAW and she said she hasn't been watching the past couple of weeks because the shows are so boring. I feel this is a great sign heading into Wrestlemania. Hmmmmmmmm well how would she feel about an extended Kane vs Big Show feud?
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Feb 17, 2015 20:22
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Vince still gets to totally heterosexually slobber over how BUFF AND TOUGH a big guy is, and most importantly PTP Remains A Thing. Alex Greenfield shared a story recently about being in a writers' meeting with Vince and Steph and co. and having Vince out of nowhere just start talking about "can you imagine Brian Kendrick... in prison?" and how much of a pretty, pretty man he was.
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Feb 17, 2015 20:25
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pressedbunny posted:Has Cena ever actually tapped out? What does his towel say?
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Feb 17, 2015 20:41
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Luigi Thirty posted:Alex Greenfield shared a story recently about being in a writers' meeting with Vince and Steph and co. and having Vince out of nowhere just start talking about "can you imagine Brian Kendrick... in prison?" and how much of a pretty, pretty man he was. Paul London and Kendrick also told stories about how JBL used to come into the showers and watch them soap up and try to touch them, so Jibbles has been Vince's avatar for a while.
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Feb 17, 2015 20:48
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pressedbunny posted:Has Cena ever actually tapped out? The last time he submitted was the Big Show/Angle/Cena triple threat match at No Way Out 2014, almost exactly 11 years ago
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Feb 17, 2015 21:03
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Astro7x posted:The last time he submitted was the Big Show/Angle/Cena triple threat match at No Way Out 2014, almost exactly 11 years ago 
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Feb 17, 2015 21:11
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i hope john cena becomes kayfabe paralyzed when he refuses to tap out and has to retire
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Feb 17, 2015 21:15
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it sends a bad message to children that you can and should refuse to tap out when caught in an inescapable hold, as tapping out is something people do, not because they are pussies who lack the sticktoittiveness of John Cena, but to avoid severe damage to their brain, spine or limbs
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Feb 17, 2015 21:18
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Tezzor posted:it sends a bad message to children that you can and should refuse to tap out when caught in an inescapable hold, as tapping out is something people do, not because they are pussies who lack the sticktoittiveness of John Cena, but to avoid severe damage to their brain, spine or limbs That's what someone who doesn't have intestinal fortitude would say.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:21
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Tezzor posted:it sends a bad message to children that you can and should refuse to tap out when caught in an inescapable hold, as tapping out is something people do, not because they are pussies who lack the sticktoittiveness of John Cena, but to avoid severe damage to their brain, spine or limbs Wrestling is fake.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:25
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The Landstander posted:I'm a huge geek and did this last year. It's true about 43% of the time, 64% of the time if you remove neutral endings (i.e. last night's Roman vs. Bryan beat down which didn't have a 'winner') You're doing the Lord's work.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:28
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Alain Post posted:Wrestling is fake. Wrestlers routinely no-sell being actually injured anyway.
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Feb 17, 2015 21:28
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Alain Post posted:Wrestling is fake. Pro Wrestling is real. People are fake. -Mr. Anderson
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Feb 17, 2015 21:36
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Tezzor posted:i hope john cena becomes kayfabe paralyzed when he refuses to tap out and has to retire I hope rusev is a shoot Russian spy, and legit paralyzes Cena
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Feb 17, 2015 21:41
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DeepDickPizza posted:I feel this is a great sign heading into Wrestlemania.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:03
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I hope Cena gets shoot injured but is kayfabe fine and they have various jobbers carry him around the ring like a marionette.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:04
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The Landstander posted:I'm a huge geek and did this last year. It's true about 43% of the time, 64% of the time if you remove neutral endings (i.e. last night's Roman vs. Bryan beat down which didn't have a 'winner') Oh wow, nice work. It's close enough though to what I was looking for to give an idea.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:21
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Tezzor posted:it sends a bad message to children that you can and should refuse to tap out when caught in an inescapable hold, as tapping out is something people do, not because they are pussies who lack the sticktoittiveness of John Cena, but to avoid severe damage to their brain, spine or limbs I wouldn't be the man I am today if I hadn't learned this important valuable life lesson from Hulk Hogan: Whenever you're knocked down, just get up on one knee, spazz out a little, then get up and shake your finger "no" at whatever was getting you down. Never Give Up, brother.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:26
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Luigi Thirty posted:Alex Greenfield shared a story recently about being in a writers' meeting with Vince and Steph and co. and having Vince out of nowhere just start talking about "can you imagine Brian Kendrick... in prison?" and how much of a pretty, pretty man he was. Well to be fair, Brian Kendrick IS a pretty, pretty man.
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Feb 17, 2015 22:54
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Can you imagine what he'd be like in prison? Huh? A beautiful guy like Brian? Huh? Oh he's gorgeous. Huh?
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Feb 17, 2015 22:55
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That's "former WWE Champion Brian Kendrick".
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Feb 17, 2015 23:02
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Gonz posted:That's "former WWE Champion Brian Kendrick". That's "former WWE Champion The Brian Kendrick."
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Feb 17, 2015 23:06
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Luigi Thirty posted:Alex Greenfield shared a story recently about being in a writers' meeting with Vince and Steph and co. and having Vince out of nowhere just start talking about "can you imagine Brian Kendrick... in prison?" and how much of a pretty, pretty man he was. Vince is bi a lot of things, but lingual isn't one of them.
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Feb 17, 2015 23:46
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If Vince—or JBL, for that matter—was caught shagging rent boys in a worn-down motel it would surprise me significantly less than if he was caught with a top-dollar prostitute in a 5* hotel. Of course he'd zone out in meetings fantasising about The Brian Kendrick.
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Feb 17, 2015 23:55
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Gonzo McFee posted:I hope Cena gets shoot injured but is kayfabe fine and they have various jobbers carry him around the ring like a marionette. I hope Cena realizes Alcohal is NOT the way to go. NEVER EVER GIVE UP! Especially NOT on yourself. Get outta that Illuminati if you really are in it. That aint the answer you seek. Seek Jessus Christ, & ye shall be saved. Illuminati cant touch you if you truly give your life to Jessus Christ, the one true savior of all humankind.
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Feb 18, 2015 00:02
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Alain Post posted:Wrestling is fake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vzu_oe0P4
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Feb 18, 2015 00:18
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Although the Stardust gimmick is just piggybacking on another Rhodes family gimmick, I liked Cody's reasoning for wanting to get away from the family name. Have there been other examples of a 2nd/3rd/Nth generation wrestler disowning his family because the name hasn't brought him success? Of course this angle only works if Stardust gets a legit singles push, but at least it's something for Cody other than losing to the same tag team for 6 months.
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Feb 18, 2015 00:24
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Didn't see Raw but it sounds like Wyatt vs Taker at Wrestlemania will be a thing?
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He's been hammering coffins and talking about dragging someone out of Limbo, so it's either Undertaker or a metaphor for his career post-Cena.
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Cole: And WWE's own John Cena will be appearing on next weeks Parks & Recreation! Thats one of your favorite shows, isnt it JBL? JBL: HAHA I LOVE AMY POLLER MAGGLE.
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