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Jesus Christ!
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 14:37 |
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Literally.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 15:37 |
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Goddamnit Claire! I was hoping that she'd killed him like a true Underwood but instead we get that stupid outburst.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:09 |
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Love the Colbert cameo, but man is he written poorly. It was nothing like what he does on his show, and read off like someone writing for him who's never seen the show. I mean what host talks over the guest, gleefully throws two "man, did you know you suck?" questions at them, and then tries to offer up his own political commentary. And to the president? For a show so well written, it was just really odd.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:17 |
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FU even has the 'growing up on a farm with terrible soil'-ness of LBJ
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:25 |
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Man the guy who plays Remy is collecting the easiest paycheck in the show so far. He's said all of like ten words yet has been in every episode thus ensuring he gets paid for every episode. "Now I've got God's ear." Thread title?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:45 |
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Finally back to it. Did Claire get the ambassador job in between episodes 2 and 3?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:02 |
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Bown posted:Finally back to it. Did Claire get the ambassador job in between episodes 2 and 3? Yeah when FU said he'd do the recess appointment that was probably enough Edit: story-wise I mean
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:05 |
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That was Stanley Parable he was playing while getting drunk with his writer buddy right? That was just amazing.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:11 |
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This season so far is literally the story of how Doug Stamper becomes the next Frank Underwood. Michael Kelly should get an award nod for this season.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:27 |
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Early thoughts post (1 1/2 episodes complete): -Nobody likes the Underwoods right now and god drat it's fantastic. -Mendoza/Captain Aceveda's drilling of Claire and the "troops are irrelevant" statement. Beautiful. -Jackie's turned into quite the political twat, hasn't she? -It's amazing how a little action recharges the batteries, unfortunately. -Doug's going to turn into a liability by the end of it all. CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Feb 27, 2015 |
# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:30 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:-It's amazing how a little action recharges the batteries, unfortunately. That scene confused me because I was like "...is Claire trying to give Frank a heart attack? Or did he already have one and she's riding his rigor mortis dick?!"
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:36 |
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I love that Rib Man isn't afflicted with a sudden burst of servere TV pride but instead accepts the job offer and even asks for different one
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:41 |
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So at least for the first three episodes, myself and roommates have decided they're ending every episode on some sort of hate. ep1. Hate gently caress ep2. Hate Breakfast ep3. Hate Russia
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:48 |
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Man... Claire's character bounces around a lot. Season 1: Mostly being petty & vindictive. Cuts a former employee's healthcare (by forging her signature) and then tells her that she doesn't care if her unborn child rots in her womb as long as she gets what she wants. Season 2: Not as bad as season 1 but still uses some poor girl that was raped by the same man she was for political purposes. Season 3: Stands up to Putin in order to honor the memory of a gay man that killed himself. Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Feb 27, 2015 |
# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:54 |
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Three episodes in and this already might be my favourite season yet.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 18:57 |
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Started out strong but I'm starting to get bored. The Rachel subplot is the most interesting part.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:01 |
Sephiroth_IRA posted:Started out strong but I'm starting to get bored. The Rachel subplot is the most interesting part. That plot stopped dead in it's tracks.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:19 |
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Is that impossible to win (looks like an FPS) game in e7 real? That indie game from earlier apparently was legit.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:40 |
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Finished it all and I'm sad to say I feel like the show ran out of steam from the middle point onwards. Some problems are solved by the "Let's just not mention them again" logic, people act absolutely out of character and one guy just straight up vanishes with an explanation that would have fit Poochie more. And the impossible to win game is The Stanleys Parabel, and it's on Steam. Oh, and also Stupidest death ever, that sudden cut almost made me believe I was watching Family Guy Comrade Kirov fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Feb 27, 2015 |
# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:45 |
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I miss the scheming and backstabbing. I think that's why I'm really enjoying the bits with Cashew's owner and Doug. Speaking of Cashew this season is severely lacking.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:53 |
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On a scale of Season 2 to Season 1, how badly does the plot fizzle out in the middle of the season? I have really high hopes for this season but if the back half is a snorefest like I found the second half of season 2 then that's just discouraging
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:56 |
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FadingChord posted:On a scale of Season 2 to Season 1, how badly does the plot fizzle out in the middle of the season? I'm only halfway through but so far it's been up and down. edit: Doug gets laid more than anybody on this show Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Feb 27, 2015 |
# ? Feb 27, 2015 19:58 |
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FadingChord posted:On a scale of Season 2 to Season 1, how badly does the plot fizzle out in the middle of the season? It's bad... But I mostly blame the high standard I try to hold the show to for it, if this was any other TV show I'd say it's a mediocre season that at tries to find it's footing in a new area. You get some albeit minimal amount of political intrigue and most of the interesting political stuff and such gets moved to the side so that the B plot can take full spotlight until it ends like a prelonged fart in the last episode.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:01 |
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Just give me a show about Gavin and Cashew before all this poo poo went down. There's nothing Frank loves more than pissing/making GBS threads/spitting on something sacred. Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Feb 27, 2015 |
# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:07 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Started out strong but I'm starting to get bored. The Rachel subplot is the most interesting part. I'm near the end and I think it's the most cohesive season yet, but also the most slow and deliberate. There are definitely not as many HOLY gently caress moments as the show has been known for, though Claire's "gently caress you, not-Putin" speech was good. Like I said earlier Doug Stamper feels like the star of the season weirdly enough. Also, it seems like they dialed back the audience monologues which was disappointing. Sephiroth_IRA posted:Just give me a show about Gavin and Cashew before all this poo poo went down. That would be great, where the hell was Cashew anyway?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:11 |
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Most of the product placement in this show is ok but the Samsung one in episode 5 where one guy tries to show people a picture on a tablet and then streams it to the Smart TV was awful.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:13 |
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When Frank pissed on his father's grave I did not care. When Frank spit a loogie in Jesus's face and then smashed him to bits I did not care. When Frank visited the Roosevelt memorial I got really really worried. Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Feb 27, 2015 |
# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:15 |
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Episode 4: Hate Jesus
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:29 |
Best quote of the season so far "JUDAS BITCH"
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:35 |
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EatinCake posted:Episode 4: Hate Jesus You know I think our conservative viewers like Frank too much..... Anyway we can fix that?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:50 |
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Pussy riot was gooooooooood
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:14 |
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precision posted:I'm getting a real Taxi Driver vibe from Stamper about now. Yeah, on Episode 4, and I'm seeing that too. The solicitor general better not let him get too close to her. Edit: Yeah, Frank can't even bear to play Call of Duty anymore and has switched to iPhone games and chess. I can see how this is heading for a midseason slowdown as some posters have said. Frank commits fully to his goals when it's revenge, but he doesn't have a real good reason to keep destroying people. America Works is driving him? It's a dumb plan and what the gently caress does he care about policy anyway? PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Feb 27, 2015 |
# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:15 |
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Bown posted:Most of the product placement in this show is ok but the Samsung one in episode 5 where one guy tries to show people a picture on a tablet and then streams it to the Smart TV was awful. Holy poo poo the product placement. Monument Valley literally ends unemployment in America.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:40 |
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qbert posted:Holy poo poo the product placement. "I'm sorry mr President, I had to sell my new XBOX ONE due to it being so addictive and good and the fact that Microsoft is just so great and making the best phones "
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:51 |
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He said only "xbox" so there's that.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 21:56 |
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I sold my Xbox because the graphics were just too real and I could feel reality slipping away.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:07 |
To me that sentence had to be seen in the context of Frank being CoD addict and general gamer while his much younger staffers even sold their age old console and not as an endorsement/product placement.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:11 |
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qbert posted:Holy poo poo the product placement. The Stanley Parable is kind of a metaphor for the last guy's presidency if you think about it. Actually if this leads to Frank Underwood narration DLC for The Stanley Parable then it'll all be worth it.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:16 |
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Yeah I figured the Stanley Parable thing was an allusion "No matter what you do you lose!" to something but I never played the game. edit: Mannn I thought Frank was going to get people good jobs. They're washing dishes! Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Feb 27, 2015 |
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