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Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
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I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

The Checkmate sounds like a particularly badass name for our final ship, so I'll vote for that.

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Black Wombat
Nov 25, 2007

Every puzzle
has an answer.
Whoops. Yup. We did, indeed, hand something to the Curator.

I've added it to the end of the update.

Tylana
May 5, 2011

Pillbug
Other question : As you wanted that for combat... why not hand in the other Apocyan (oh god apo-cyan I just got it) item you got at the same time? Though I guess you get a few Blue from winning the match.

The Sandman
Jun 23, 2013

Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!
We have a tradition with our names that it would be ill-advised to abandon.

Our final ship shall be the Judgement.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

The Sandman posted:

We have a tradition with our names that it would be ill-advised to abandon.

Our final ship shall be the Judgement.

This is the correct course of action.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Antivehicular posted:

There was another casualty of the Principles' plan besides itself. In its honor, the new ship should be the Nacreous.

Agreed

Black Wombat
Nov 25, 2007

Every puzzle
has an answer.

Anticheese posted:

What is the red science?

I just noticed this never got answered.

In short, it's the technology the Masters use.

It involves things like Stardrives, portals, whatever the heck the thing under Nuncio is, the Memento Mori and the engine the Tireless Mechanic wants to make.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

Kickass. Do the Masters ever have anything to say about a private individual running around with that manner of thing?

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
It makes them extremely salty, but unless you wander around London bragging about your awesome Red Science trinket you'd probably not be in too much danger.

Unless it's something they created themselves, in which case that's a trade secret and ur fukd

Lokapala
Jan 6, 2013
Wait, so Red Science and shapeling arts aren't one and the same?

Flesnolk
Apr 11, 2012
Didn't you need that Scintillack to fight Mt. Nomad? Why not hand it over after taking its heart?

Edit: Whoops, looks like I'm just seconding Tylana's question.

Hermetian
Dec 9, 2007

Flesnolk posted:

Didn't you need that Scintillack to fight Mt. Nomad? Why not hand it over after taking its heart?

We got 4 from the Principles but only need one for the combat bonus.

Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness

Lokapala posted:

Wait, so Red Science and shapeling arts aren't one and the same?

I think the various different 'categories' of weirdness are supposed to all be different facets of the same overall ruleset\theory of everything.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Okay, so both Flukes and the Principate are shapelings, got it.
...what are shapelings, exactly?

nweismuller
Oct 11, 2012

They say that he who dies with the most Opil wins.

I am winning.
Shapelings are creatures that have had their form altered by strange biological sciences, thereby somehow breaking the limits imposed by the Great Chain. Rubbery Men are not, naturally, even vaguely man-shaped, for instance.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

nweismuller posted:

Shapelings are creatures that have had their form altered by strange biological sciences, thereby somehow breaking the limits imposed by the Great Chain. Rubbery Men are not, naturally, even vaguely man-shaped, for instance.

I think a recent update mentioned that the rubberies and their masters know the weak points on the Great Chain. It strikes me that they do not break it or ascend it so much as ooze upwards and leave a bit of slime on upper links of the Chain that no one wants to touch.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




They're definitely doing something that starlight wouldn't let happen, though?

Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness

MikeJF posted:

They're definitely doing something that starlight wouldn't let happen, though?

The Stars frown upon people bending the Great Chain and then oozing through the cracks, they're not known for their sense of humor.

Black Wombat
Nov 25, 2007

Every puzzle
has an answer.
Well, delicious friends, an excessive collection of wounds has landed me - temporarily - in the hospital.

I've got my hands on my laptop today. I can't promise regular updates, but I'll see what I can do. I can at least write the journal for the amount I've already played.

In the meantime, a question for open discussion - Petra will be picking up some more Blemmigans soon. Where do you all want to see them dropped off the most?

ousire
Dec 11, 2013

Now, Red! Seal the deal with a catchy one-liner!
What happens if you put a Belmmigan ashore on Aestival? I'm guessing the sunlight would just shrivel it up :ohdear:

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

I am sorry to hear that you're not doing so hot. Take care of yourself, and take it easy!
Once you get back to zailing, I'd like to see what happens if you put a Blemmingan in the Mangrove College or Polythreme.

radintorov
Feb 18, 2011

Black Wombat posted:

Well, delicious friends, an excessive collection of wounds has landed me - temporarily - in the hospital.

I've got my hands on my laptop today. I can't promise regular updates, but I'll see what I can do. I can at least write the journal for the amount I've already played.

In the meantime, a question for open discussion - Petra will be picking up some more Blemmigans soon. Where do you all want to see them dropped off the most?
Thanks for the heads-up, and take all the time you need. :)

i81icu812
Dec 5, 2006
Blemmingans should go to:

Friendly guy in trenchcoat in Fallen London who asks for Blemmingans
Mount Palmerston
Port Cecil
Chelonate
Kingeater's Castle
And that weirdly empty spot on the bottom left corner of the map

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




We already put one ashore at Kingeater's. It died.

How about the Avid Horizon? Or maybe the Chapel of Lights. Oh, I want to see what happens under the light of Aestival.

Irem might be... interesting. Unless we did that already.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 16:54 on May 17, 2015

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
Irem would be interesting, but I'm almost certain we will do that in the past.

Flesnolk
Apr 11, 2012
Milan, Italy

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

Flesnolk posted:

Milan, Italy

Yes.

i81icu812
Dec 5, 2006

MikeJF posted:

We already put one ashore at Kingeater's. It died.

Sample size of one is not enough. We need to do it again. For science.

Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
I did it, I finally caught up with the thread.

I also started playing on Fallen London. Not sure what I'm doing but hey, let's be friends/enemies/whatever: http://fallenlondon.storynexus.com/Profile/Rue~Verscel

Black Wombat
Nov 25, 2007

Every puzzle
has an answer.
Journal entry 27 – Additional monkeys

From The Journal of Captain Petra Blackwood,

August 16th, 1888





Another short trip to London; I performed all the normal tasks, and then set about preparing my ship for another departure. Fortunately, thanks to the generosity of the First Curator, I have a sizable enough nest egg that I will be able to actually fill the expanded hold of the Checkmate with trade supplies – A few firkins of Honey for the poor souls on the Uttershroom, and a small cellar's worth of wine for the apes. I still have a mountain of Scintillack to sell in Varchas as well. I expect to make a tidy profit on this trip.




I'm including this image to show off a common glitch – Sometimes, monsters won't spawn in properly. I knew it was there because they still leave wake, and you can target and fight them normally, but they can sneak up on you if you aren't expecting it.

August 21st, 1888



We arrived at the Fathomking's hold this morning – I paid the price of a story and descended to see the King himself, with an extra gift in tow.




A single peice of Scintillack was all that the King required to return Snark to me – He looked a little worse for wear. And he'd never really been the most calm and stable of my crew. One of the guards escorted him up to the Checkmate.

I hope he's able to handle it. It's a far cry from the Correspondence he knew. And probably half the crew he knew is gone, including Helios, who he seemed to be good friends with. Still, hopefully it will be better than living under the Zee.



After that, I requested a boon from him for the story I had been given. He graciously offered me quite a supply of coal, delivered directly to my ship by his unnerving minions. It was more than the hold could hold, but we simply threw some of the old coal overboard – A few of the crew complained about why we should drag out coal to be replaced with coal.

Most of them knew better.

August 23rd, 1888



On its good days, the Uttershroom isn't a bad place to visit.




Today was a fairly good day. The spoor was light and the people were in a rather good mood – Especially because I'd brought honey to trade. And I'll admit, I've sort of missed having blemmigans around the ship. The little creatures grow on you, after a while. Hopfully these ones will be a little less... Energetic than the last pair, however. The only one on board who could keep up with them was the Monkey Foundling.

As we departed the Uttershroom, we discovered quite a sight -



A massive crab, who seemed to be making its home in the wreck of a ship. Now, while I may not be the closest adherent of the code of the Zee, I'm fairly certain that letting an enormous beast defile the resting place of fellow zailors isn't permitted, and I was willing to go to battle over it.




It also gave us a chance to finally try the Blue Scintillack, which the Cannoneer has been quite excited about for some time. It works remarkably well - Those on the guns simply said they felt they instinctively knew how to line up another shot.

Blue Scintillack immediately fills all of your firing solutions, allowing for an immediate, full volley. The Scintillack itself has a 20 second cooldown. It's fantastically useful.




Even a crab this size couldn't stand up to that kind of barrage for long. There was nothing of use on the body, but at least we can consider ourselves the avengers of the Mikko.



August 26th, 1888



We've arrived at Varchas again. Once more, I expect to have to wait several days in order to fully dispense with the contents of my hold. Fortunately, this should be the last time. I don't imagine the Principalities will be particularly forthcoming with mesmeric coral in the near future.

As we docked, I noticed one of the Belmmigans looking curiously over the railing. While the city itself is probably too bright for the little guys, the jungle around the city looks perfect for them. I went ahead and ushered it down the gangplank and it vanished without a trace,



I then went about doing my trading. Since I had an excess of Blue Scinillack on board, so I decided to offer some to the clergy.



They were quite generous in their payment. Once more, I expect this to be a very profitable several days.

August 30th, 1888

As I finished trading today, something very unusual happened.





The people of Varchas have, it seems, been preparing for a pilgrimage. An enormous and glorious wagon-train has been prepared, ready to take them far afield and let them bask in the light of Stone. The number of people that are making the trip is staggering. The trip will certainly be long, and arduous; and if the light-producing machine they've contrived should break down, they might all wind up Taamas. It's an incredible risk.

Stone must be quite a sight. I must admit, I'm a little jealous.



All the same, there's nothing left for me here, with half the city away. The Checkmate will be departing soon, to the next stop on our trading voyage.

September 2nd, 1888



The Empire of Hands is an exhausting place.



While my Blemmigan was happy to see the trees and humidity, I think I shall be taking a long vacation from these islands. After my arrival, my first order of business was to head to the Court, and offer them outlandishly large gifts of wine.



He was willing to offer a large supply of coffee for the drinks - A very profitable exchange, and one that's rather untraceable. The coffee doesn't seem any different than anything I could have picked up anywhere else. A few lines in the ship's log about purchasing it at Port Carnelian and nobody will think anything of it.



After that, I decided to go and check on the Darling Adventuress.




She had finally finished her preparations to enter the Tomb, and I was just lucky enough to be present when she finally cracked open the tomb.




The darkness inside is overwhelming, but it was easily dealt with.






Within, the monkeys had reconstructed a simple puzzle, blocking the path deeper into the temple. The Adventuress decided, in all her wisdom, to allow me to deal with this issue.





So I did.



My solution was certainly not what the apes would have been looking for, but it got us through, and honestly. Who makes a puzzle that takes that long to solve? It probably wouldn't have worked even if I solved it. Monkeys aren't known for their engineering prowess.





A maze was our next problem, but it was simple and easily navigated. Fitting for an effort by apes Then came something significantly more dangerous.



My attempts to discern the safe route across came to naught – Fortunately, I have a friend who might be willing to lend a hand.






While speaking with the Seneschal, she was able to give me something to assist with exploring the tomb, and also informed me of a plan to bring hydrogen from Hell to fill the Zeppelin. On one hand, this seems like a very bad plan. On the other hand, I don't actually care if a bunch of monkeys blow themselves up, so I'll go ahead and do it the next time I'm near Hell.






With the chit of red honey I'd been provided, I was able to translate the runes below. The history recorded in the hall is... Not entirely in-line with my understanding of the Neath.











The trip to the deepest reach of the vault went without anything deserving of mention.




In the depths of the vault, before the final door that seemed to lock away the most deep room of the tomb, laid another bowl of red honey chips. The Adventuress has avoided them, probably because she doesn't think anything from monkeys. Why other apes who'd gotten so far did not try them became clear after I did.



If I lived in the Empire of Hands, I would not much care for these chips either. Even given my own relatively elevated state, I feel pity for them, and cannot imagine the sorrow of someone who would wish to see them do better.



It also gave me what I needed to open the final door.



The final, deepest tomb had been constructed with significant care, and there were a large number of souls – very impressive-looking souls, at that. However, not everything went very smoothly – Although it did go about as smooth as I had been starting to expect it might.










The Adventuress claimed the souls for herself at swordpoint, and made her escape – But all was not lost.




Fortunately, in my hour of need, my crew were able to assist me. The Foundling found me and removed me from the temple through a secret path. I may even forgive her for stealing my clothes after this. We moved quickly, making our way back to the beach where the rowboats would be waiting.




Decision time! How do we navigate this sticky situation? As a reminder, both our Hearts and Irons are pretty low. Choose wisely!

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Monkey Foundling. :3:

A deal ain't gonna work. The adventuress is trouble. The mayor might take our soul as well if we side with him. I guess the mayor is the least risky of all suggestions, considering the army of apes at his disposal.

Inferior
Oct 19, 2012

Team up with the Adventuress. Defeat the monkeys. Then kill her.

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.

Inferior posted:

Team up with the Adventuress. Defeat the monkeys. Then kill her.

If reasonably possible, do this.

Otherwise team up with the mayor, the important thing here is feeding her to the boundsharks, or eating her ourselves.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

The adventuress must die.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Team up with the monkeys. She's right, after all. It's nothing personal.

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


What kind of key unlocks the door to revenge? A mon-key!

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Figures that the first thing that would happen after I get resurrected is that the captain gets herself way in over her head. Again.

Side with the monkeys. The adventuress clearly has it coming to her.

Flesnolk
Apr 11, 2012
Kill the adventuress

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Please take whichever path is most efficient in leading to her death and consumption.

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Kill the poo poo out of her, even if takes allying with monkeys. Then go save Barnabas!

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