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Oct 19, 2012

Name: Maynard G. Krebs
History: Poet
Title: Citizen
Portrait: 21
Ship: The Hepcat


"No, listen. You gotta understand how we, like, came from the sea and one day we'll, like, go back. The sea is our mother and our father. Our marther. That's what I'm trying to get across in my latest poem: The Incredible Squid. It's 800 lines of the most amazing free verse and erotic aquatic imagery. Let me just read it nouuuaaaarrghhhh! Unhand me! Get this bag off my he--mmmfffhgh!!! Mmmff!!!"

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Oct 19, 2012

I've always wanted to gather a few zee-ztories.

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Oct 19, 2012

The Guinea Pig looks like he has a moustache. The choice is obvious. Cavie.

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Oct 19, 2012

Polythreme is a lively place. So very, very lively.

I love the island of the postmen, even though it probably has a terrible secret. Everywhere has a terrible secret.

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Oct 19, 2012

double nine posted:

speaking of the browser game, how much of it is user-generated? Is it fully top down or do the collectives of player influence politics? Or does everyone have his/her unique world?
Nothing's user generated. Everyone's on their own. You can interact with other players you're friends with, but only really as a mechanism to restore health/sanity/respectability and occasionally unlock free items. Or to send them a big box full of rats.

And there's The Game of Knife and Candle as well, the politest form of multiplayer deathmatch on the internet.

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Oct 19, 2012

No pets!? But what about my fine pedigree racing slug?



Won awards, he has.

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Oct 19, 2012

Captain, as the saying goes, you can't make an omelette without breaking a few corpses. Find some wrong 'uns and feed 'em to the spiders.

It'd be a mercy, the state some of them are in.

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Oct 19, 2012

Hey, I think we just found our gift for the spiders. Come on, Captain, two bats with one stone an' all that.

("Death destroys everything and pities nothing." Memento mori indeed.)

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Oct 19, 2012

Devour Marry her. The Dapper Chap will understand. Probably.

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Oct 19, 2012

Team up with the Adventuress. Defeat the monkeys. Then kill her.

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Oct 19, 2012

Revolution, Captain!

Farfetched claims of horrors lurking behind the mirrors are clearly the work of crypto-fascist bourgeois counter-revolutionaries.

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Oct 19, 2012

Support the tigers!

Captain, I know this is treasonous, and the tigers are vicious man-eating brutes, but they're so just darned cute that we have to support them.

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Oct 19, 2012

quote:

Ah, well, at least my racing slug survived.



...north...

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Oct 19, 2012

They may have been human, once. You can become one in Fallen London. Eventually. Perhaps.

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Oct 19, 2012

Sacrifice your love and scion. Abandon the exile. Alone, again.

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Oct 19, 2012

I love a happy ending.

At least, I think that was a happy ending.

:tinfoil:

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