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Kenning posted:I grow carnivorous plants, so my tools aren't particularly deadly, but I would have a convenient way to dispose of a body. I like this thread.
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Slung Blade posted:NICE TRY, LAW-MAN. YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND OUT ANY SECRET PLANS BY YOUR SUBTLE STATE SPONSORED SUBTERFUGE. Please do not blow my cover. Excellent ideas everyone, in no way should you stop!!
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spooky girlfriend posted:I have knitted many things but never a noose. maybe it's time. That sounds like a lot of loving i-cord. I think I'm going to crochet mine. Maybe use up some of that drat kitchen cotton I keep buying and never end up using. Or maybe just jab a bunch of knitting needles in someone until they look like a voodoo doll.
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Greyhawk posted:I have scalpels and super glue. I can redesign a man in many strange and beautiful ways. Who says man should be symmetrical
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Kenning posted:I grow carnivorous plants, so my tools aren't particularly deadly, but I would have a convenient way to dispose of a body. While making a musical!
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I will spend countless hours super-gluing your extremities together, shaving your mold lines with an x-acto knife, and coring your body with small drill bits before implanting tiny neodymium magnets. I will then complain at length on internet forums over your disproportionate body measurements and how badly I wish your sprue had come with more accessory options. I will let you collect dust on my shelf for months, procrastinating as much as humanly possible before real-life issues that require attention motivate me to take you down and spend a stupid amount of time painting you using tiny pots of overpriced paint. When I'm finished, I will compare you to your box art, ashamed of my own lack of talent before deciding that the best option is to bathe you in a vat of simple green until your skin falls off.
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I guess on could press your face on the spinning pottery wheel, then finish the job by stuffing you in the kiln. Then I would hide the evidence in pots from the very same firing. The perfect crime.
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My tiny tanks hold a terrible secret.
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Can you kill someone with excessive masturbation?
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I guess I could tackle someone, and convince my teammates to dogpile them too. My other hobby is Magic cards, and my collection is probably heavy enough to kill a person if I dropped it on their head from a tall building.
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I shoot guns, and if you swallow a bunch of lead you'll die a horrible death.
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I do medieval combat sports with sword, axe and spear. Some of the traditional dyes we use for the clothing are pretty poisonous I guess.
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Molten glass covereth a multitude of sins. Don't worry, I'll make your corpse new eyes! Alternatively, nitrogen oxides and CO2 from not having the vent fan running, or by silicosis from excessive and intentional bubble popping and subsequent inhalation of the flakes, perhaps. It's more likely that I'd succumb to the latter, honestly. Maybe cadmium and other metal poisoning from pigments fuming out of my colors? Impalement on a broken tube that will draw out blood by capillary action? Glassblowing has such a wide variety of ways to be injured or killed even when you're not trying to hurt anyone. I hope I make it to sixty, now that I think about it. 
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My main hobby is distance running, so I guess I would...run away until they collapse? My other main hobby is knitting, and, well, knitting needles can probably do a lot of damage. I actually used one to punch out a stubborn piece of plywood last night.
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Slung Blade posted:[...] Slung Blade, still best DIY post artisan ever
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spog posted:Can you kill someone with excessive masturbation? You are just going to have to learn to write with the other hand if you want to leave a suicide note. As for how? I have enough dangerous hobbies I could basically finish someone off however the gently caress I wanted, I guess. Good thing I don't want to kill anyone.
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Pretty sure I could if not kill, then at least cause a fair amount of pain and blindness with one of my felting needles. Maybe I could hand-spin a thread out of the wool and garotte them?
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I could probably swat someone, which has a reasonable chance to ending with a fatality.
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adorai posted:I could probably swat someone, which has a reasonable chance to ending with a fatality. Your hobby is killing flies 
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Wire work jewellery making. I have lots of pliers and cutters, as well as hammers, a small anvil and a drill for coiling. Guess I could figure out something with those things. If not, then the patinas are poisonous...
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Death by rivet-counting...
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glass dildo to the eye should do it.
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cursedshitbox posted:glass dildo to the eye should do it. Please link me to the dildo thread. Nettle Soup posted:Pretty sure I could if not kill, then at least cause a fair amount of pain and blindness with one of my felting needles. Maybe I could hand-spin a thread out of the wool and garotte them? This is horrific. I would not want to die this way!
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Also, looking forward to input from the amateur astronomy thread and scale modeling thread!
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I guess the amateur astronomers could tie you down to the ground, point the big end of the telescope of the sun, and the tiny end at your head. Maybe it'll hurt? Scale modelers will build a large expanse of N-scale buildings, attracting tiny people like from Gulliver's Travels. When the tiny little people eventually tie you down, the scale modelers will construct a perfect replica of the HMS Bounty inside a glass bottle. Except the glass bottle is you. Then they use CA glue and zip kicker to close up your dilzhole and you'll pray for death. Iunno, man.
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Glass worker here. I guess i could drill you full of tiny shallow holes with glass grinder or possibly give you thousands of small cigar like burns with an soldering gun
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wormil posted:Your hobby is killing flies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatting
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I'd rig my high power camera lenses to focus on his eyes and then aim them at the sun. I'd then strap him to a rotating chair that tracks the sun all day, so even with use of his eyelids, I'm pretty sure those lenses would cook his eyes in his sockets like a couple boiled eggs.
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This thread is starting to sound more and more like an game of Machine of Death
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I make swords and knives, so I'd just use my tools to make a sword or knife, then just hack them up with it. If pressed for time, a sword blank is essentially a steel bar.
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