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oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

:bsdsnype:

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Ah hate Iceland

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
#coffe

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0zEOy-iM6k

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Stymie posted:

because coffee is not good

at least in a geopolitical economic sense

what is besides water stymie

what is besides water

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Cat Face Joe posted:

what is besides water stymie

what is besides water

grains are very good for you, esp ones grown right here in the u s of a

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



maniacdevnull posted:

grains are very good for you, esp ones grown right here in the u s of a

please do not troll grayns stymie

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cat Face Joe posted:

what is besides water stymie

what is besides water

water is fine

as long as it's not bottled

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I drink my water straight from the cloud :yayclod:

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I drink my water straight from the cloud :yayclod:

i drink only pure rain water and pure grAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

57Hz
Jan 27, 2009

A white-noise buzzing sound.
i dont drink coffee b/c it makes me sick
i dont drink tea b/c i don't care for the taste

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
coffee is more like;ly to give you kidney stones

tea stains your teeth more


I drink lots of both :twisted:

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
gently caress you

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
My favourite thing in the world is when you ask someone if they'd like to go out for a coffee and they say "I'd like to hang out but I don't like coffee". It's a loving generalised expression, you idiot fuckre. Like, if I invite you out for a coffee and you actually order tea or soda do you think I'm going to get so mad that I just start flipping tables and hurling coffee cups at people because you prefer a different type of caffeinated beverage :fuckoff:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

cyberia posted:

My favourite thing in the world is when you ask someone if they'd like to go out for a coffee and they say "I'd like to hang out but I don't like coffee". It's a loving generalised expression, you idiot fuckre. Like, if I invite you out for a coffee and you actually order tea or soda do you think I'm going to get so mad that I just start flipping tables and hurling coffee cups at people because you prefer a different type of caffeinated beverage :fuckoff:

its because they hate you but they want to break it to you nicely so they say they dont want coffee instead

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

cyberia posted:

My favourite thing in the world is when you ask someone if they'd like to go out for a coffee and they say "I'd like to hang out but I don't like coffee". It's a loving generalised expression, you idiot fuckre. Like, if I invite you out for a coffee and you actually order tea or soda do you think I'm going to get so mad that I just start flipping tables and hurling coffee cups at people because you prefer a different type of caffeinated beverage :fuckoff:

this but people that provide intimate details as to why they can't come to some event/plans you casually invited them to

instead of "ah, shoot, can't make it man, sorry"

it's "Oh man I'm getting back from our family weekend in vail and I'll probably be in the towncar home from the airport then, sorry!"

just say "sure" to coffee plans and order what you want

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




someone invites me for coffee and I always accept. then I just sit there in front of them and watch them drink it until it gets awkward and then I get the chance to say



"I don't drink coffee"



sweet victory.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




another beautiful morning not to drink a coffee

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
I used to hate coffee





















































When I was a loving 4 year old

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




cool story

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

most farmers hate coffee so this is consistent

Steve Ballmer
Aug 25, 2013

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

cyberia posted:

My favourite thing in the world is when you ask someone if they'd like to go out for a coffee and they say "I'd like to hang out but I don't like coffee". It's a loving generalised expression, you idiot fuckre. Like, if I invite you out for a coffee and you actually order tea or soda do you think I'm going to get so mad that I just start flipping tables and hurling coffee cups at people because you prefer a different type of caffeinated beverage :fuckoff:

or when they ask you if you want to get "a coffee" like a weirdo, instead of just asking if you want to get coffee, or if you want to get some coffee, like a normal person.

;)

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




coffee drinkers are normal people?????????????????????11

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

coffee drinkers are normal people?????????????????????11

yes

Steve Ballmer
Aug 25, 2013

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!
only the ones who don't phrase it as "a coffee."

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



mishaq posted:

this but people that provide intimate details as to why they can't come to some event/plans you casually invited them to

instead of "ah, shoot, can't make it man, sorry"

it's "Oh man I'm getting back from our family weekend in vail and I'll probably be in the towncar home from the airport then, sorry!"

just say "sure" to coffee plans and order what you want

its always the other way around for me. when I decline an invite people want to know what im doing instead down to the minute details

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
I have a jar of caffeine anhydrous its much more economical

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Steve Ballmer posted:

or when they ask you if you want to get "a coffee" like a weirdo, instead of just asking if you want to get coffee, or if you want to get some coffee, like a normal person.

;)

Sorry but in :australia: you go to a cafe and order 'a coffee' (well really you order a cappucino or a latte or whatever) and you get one cup or glass of coffee (cappucino or latte or whatever). We don't have diners staffed by sassy waitresses with pots of percolated coffee waiting to give us a refill so to say 'lets get coffee' would seem weird unless you were planning on buying, like, five coffees for yourself.

Steve Ballmer
Aug 25, 2013

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!
"So, would you, uh, like to get coffee later?"
or
"So, would you, uh, like to get some coffee later?"

Steve Ballmer fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Feb 26, 2015

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Steve Ballmer posted:

"So, would you, uh, like to get coffee later?"
or
"So, would you, uh, like to get some coffee later?"

i sidle up to the girl and look at the floor and mutter "hrnnCoffee??" then look all around teh room

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



cyberia posted:

Sorry but in :australia: you go to a cafe and order 'a coffee' (well really you order a cappucino or a latte or whatever) and you get one cup or glass of coffee (cappucino or latte or whatever). We don't have diners staffed by sassy waitresses with pots of percolated coffee waiting to give us a refill so to say 'lets get coffee' would seem weird unless you were planning on buying, like, five coffees for yourself.

this is a weird poast

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Look, I just don't like coffee and this is a safe space to talk about enjoying not liking coffee.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i liek coffee

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Fly away troll

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

i like coffee but i get it if you don't i had immature taste buds when i was younger too

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

bobbilljim posted:

i liek coffee

my stepdads beer posted:

i like coffee but i get it if you don't i had immature taste buds when i was younger too

quoting a few good posts and coffee rules ☕

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
drinking coffee is against my religion

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Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Time to get a new religion, then.

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