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Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
nitro coffee is the p good thing. agreed guinness itself is mega fail

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




take your lovely drink talk elsewhere, this is a safe space for those who don't like, hate even, the coffee drink.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

coffee is the best

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




fly away trill

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
there is no safe space for coffee haters. they are objectively bad and wrong and should find their own planet. preferably a planet made of molten lead.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
"Hmm almost time for bed. I think I'll drink a coffee." - a stupid dumbass coffee-liker

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
mmm, just had a great coffee

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
oops, wrong thread :rolleyes::coffee:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
I did not drink a coffee today.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
Yesterday, either.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


same

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Drink Spectrum (not an exhaustive list, named drinks are exemplary of their tier)

GOD TIER
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Hot English Breakfast tea with milk, slightly sweet
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Iced tea with lemon, slightly sweet
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The Best Beer
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Wal-Mart Great Value Brand Black Tea Blend, hot, sweet, with lemon
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Des Moines municipal wastewater
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Litvinenko Special Polonium Tea
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COFFEE TIER

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

at the date posted:

Drink Spectrum (not an exhaustive list, named drinks are exemplary of their tier)

GOD TIER
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PISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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COFFEE TIER

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
if your gonna hate coffee and like tea instead, then you should at least drink good tea

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
tea, unlike coffee, doesn't need milk. English ppl put milk and sugar in there because their tea sucks and they know it

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
lets have a proper brew you fucks

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the sugar in tea is to support sugar plantations. the milk is probably for nationalism

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
god save the queen :britain:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



pg tips is p good

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




still hate it

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
just loving lmao if you say you 'drink tea' and don't just work on a cup of unsweetened earl grey without milk or any other stupid bulshit

we actually have this Earl Greyer stuff at work, oh god its so good like a bergamot punch in the face i love it

go hard or get the gently caress outta here

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
also green tea is some bullshit and hot green tastes like something you have to drink when you pissed off a chinese grandmother by getting a cold

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
lol at everyone's tea machismo. you could drink it with nails in it it's still tea.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
earl grey is good. so is irish breakfast

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Panty Saluter posted:

earl grey is good. so is irish breakfast

yeeeeah sure is


side recommendation if you ever want to take a firehose of wake the gently caress up to the face, get a can of one of these



im a 4 cup a day black coffee drinker and i treat this stuff with respect

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

Jonny 290 posted:

also green tea is some bullshit and hot green tastes like something you have to drink when you pissed off a chinese grandmother by getting a cold

:goleft:

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
for the lighter kinds of tea you def gotta go loose leaf. and brew it right. i like green tea a lot but i hate the bagged kind

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

tried to get to drinking coffee back in 2011...

my friend and I went in together to buy grounds and we'd make a pot every morning and enjoy it while listening to crop futures efore heading to class.
about a month in, he went and bought some special 'kona' coffee - straight from hawaii. "the good stuff" he claimed.

it tasted fine, but about an hour later it felt like an entire luau was being forcibly removed from my rear end in a top hat. I think it took an entire week to fully degrease my rear end in a top hat after the kona incident and ive pretty much abstained from coffee ever since

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

my friend and I pooled our resources to invest in some pre-ground coffee

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

DNova posted:

my friend and I pooled our resources to invest in some pre-ground coffee

*looks at camera*

college!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Coolest Flag EVAR posted:

it felt like an entire luau was being forcibly removed from my rear end in a top hat.

poretty good imagery. good job

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
bergamot is disgusting Earl grey is for losers

cool hi caf tea though keen to try

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
Yorkshire tea with some good old lactose free milk for me thanks


no sugar allowed

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Coolest Flag EVAR posted:

tried to get to drinking coffee back in 2011...

my friend and I went in together to buy grounds and we'd make a pot every morning and enjoy it while listening to crop futures efore heading to class.


is ur friend displaesed moo cow, yospos' one and only true farmer

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
having coffee rn ☕️

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



newreply.php posted:

having coffee rn ☕️

same op

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Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

lol if you prepare your tea in any way before consuming it. i eat my tea leaves directly from the plant while crawling in the fuckikng dirt like a pig

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