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Trin Tragula posted:It's really easy to do this when you've got no idea who Less Wrong is, and then it's just "hey, it's to serve the purpose of poking a bit of fun at the bits of Harry Potter we usually just gloss over for the sake of the story, of course he needs to be a ridiculous smart-alec, I can roll with this". I can see what you mean, since I haven't looked into it any more than to laugh at his okcupid profile.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 00:21 |
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Chapter 5: The Fundamental Attribution Error Part Two quote:
Gladdens my heart to see McGonagall standing up to Harry’s bullshit. Now that I think of it, I’d actually like to read a “boarding school” story written from the perspective of a beleaguered, over-worked teacher who is sick and tired of the crap he or she has to put up with from the precocious self-centred students in her class. I’m sure there are thousands of Harry Potter fanfic written from the POV of one of the Hogwarts staff, but are there any original stories like that? quote:
Alright, this part is pretty funny too. I could certainly believe that a 10-year old would be an accomplished troll. quote:
I can’t quite tell whether Draco is being sarcastic here or not. Either way, this is very out-of-character from canon Draco, so I suppose this is going to be one of those fanfics where Harry befriends Draco. quote:
Ah, so he was indeed being sarcastic earlier on. And they are definitely going to become friends later on. I wonder how Ron and Hermione’s personalities in this story will vary from canon. quote:
I quite liked this scene – the escalating comedy of errors worked pretty well. If Harry spent the story trolling everyone and the role of “Mr Exposition” was passed to someone else, I think I could actually grow to like this particular incarnation of Harry.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 02:08 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Oh man, I remember that service. Did they ever make a single dime? Well I think big yud mentioned he got a good value on getting told to take sleeping pills earlier so presumably whatever he paid them at least.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 04:32 |
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I'm coming to the conclusion that Yud'd be a pretty good comedy writer if he wasn't trying to prove how smart he was - the 'just dicking about' sections are pretty fun, and smartass Harry is much more likable than logical overlord Harry.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 06:42 |
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I don't think we need to read the reviews for an actual good chapter. Troll Harry is so good.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 14:15 |
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/113/Harry-Potter-and-the-Methods-of-Rationality In the latest chapter big Yud has given his readers a challenge. Oldy Voldy has kidnapped Harry Potter and has him stripped naked and surrounded. How will our hero get out of this one? I pose the same challenge with the exception of changing rule #2. Several major plot point comes from pulling a forced interpretation right out of the author's rear end, so feel free to come up with a ridiculously forced rational explanation for why Harry now has a Gatling Gun that fires cursed cats or any other ridiculous last-minute save. A forum upgrade of your choice will be given to the best response (provided they're not all crap).
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 01:57 |
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I confess I haven't read most of this thing. Is the number of ellipses in this latest chapter normal in his dialogue? Because there sure are a lot of them. I know this sounds like a very petty complaint but they are all over the place.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:10 |
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He bribed a wizard to make his wand a portkey to his vault in Gringotts for this exact moment: to travel there whenever he is nude so that he can skinny dip in his massive piles of money. Also doubles as an easy escape tool. He rationalized this by saying that if he was ever in a situation that couldn't be solved with magic, it could probably be solved with money.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 04:00 |
Harry roleplays an artificial intelligence (which apparently he technically is, being in some sense the product of a brain imprint) and introduces Voldemort and pals to the concepts of Timeless Decision Theory, and then leads them on to the possibility that he is currently interacting with them in a simulation or other illusion right now, meaning that if they do not free him now he will torture an infinite number of Voldemorts in HarrySim space. Having established this situation, he then verbally roleplays the scenario with Voldy until he has no choice but to let him free, at which point he scampers off naked and free. Alternate twist ending: It doesn't work, Voldemort kills him, and then a titanic Harry-voice booms, Wrong Choice, Tom and the world erupts in Hellraiser torture devices. Because, you see, it WAS a simulation all this time! Nessus fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Mar 1, 2015 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 04:07 |
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Added Space posted:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/113/Harry-Potter-and-the-Methods-of-Rationality Harry has an emergency wand stuffed up his rectum
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 07:27 |
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Wouldn't it be better for everyone involved if he just died?
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 07:37 |
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Voldemort was kind enough to give Harry his wand back so that he could make Harry swear an Unbreakable Vow not to destroy the world, so Harry's got that going for him I guess, even if he has a bunch of Death Eaters (who are portrayed as hilariously incompetent?) pointing their wands at him. Real answer: use his unique special-snowflake "partial Transfiguration" power (because why wouldn't super-smart ubermench Harry invent a new form of magic when he's 11 years old?) to transmute the air around him into carbon monoxide, an odorless, colorless gas that, in sufficient concentration, causes unconsciousness in 2-3 breaths. Once he's free from immediate danger, he can grab his stuff, use the Time-Turner, and figure out how to solve the problem better. Put Voldemort in magical stasis forever or something, gently caress if I care. Better answer: Harry casts a spell whose incantation is in Parseltongue, because of course he would have previously researched if Parseltongue could be used to cast spells. If every other language on the planet was used in incantations, why not Parseltongue? This new spell, which will probably be named after some zany anime reference, will have exactly the correct capabilities required to save the day. i81icu812 posted:Wouldn't it be better for everyone involved if he just died? actually, do this instead
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 10:57 |
Wait, Voldemort's making the little poo poo swear not to destroy the world? Is this because Voldemort (probably accurately) perceives that Harry's crackpot schemes backed by magic could actually destroy the planet? If so, I think the magician Hitler with no nose has a pretty loving good point here.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:03 |
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i81icu812 posted:Wouldn't it be better for everyone involved if he just died? Endorsing deathism. No points, back of the class.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:05 |
Yud decides to do a demonstration of the death of the author, his magnum opus remains unfinished and the world is better for it.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:07 |
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Nessus posted:Wait, Voldemort's making the little poo poo swear not to destroy the world? Is this because Voldemort (probably accurately) perceives that Harry's crackpot schemes backed by magic could actually destroy the planet? Yes. The whole reason Voldemort is trying to kill Harry is to stop him from loving up and destroying the world.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:08 |
Qwertycoatl posted:Yes. The whole reason Voldemort is trying to kill Harry is to stop him from loving up and destroying the world.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:10 |
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Nessus posted:Is this on general principles or is Harry planning to pull some kind of scheme that Voldemort is specifically addressing? There was a prophecy that said he would.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:11 |
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I love love LOVE that the author wrote himself into a corner and is crowdsourcing a "solution".
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 11:54 |
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froward posted:I love love LOVE that the author wrote himself into a corner and is crowdsourcing a "solution". I assume he has some preferred solution involving his own pet theories that he'll insist that someone replicates.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 15:12 |
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http://the-toast.net/2014/05/27/ayn-rands-harry-potter-sorcerers-stone/ this thread just reminded me of this; it's kind of in the same vein as Methods, except several hundred times funnier and not a bloated, bilious mass
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:50 |
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"Ah, Mr. Potter. Awake at last. I see that your so-called 'rationality' does nothing to protect you from the sleeping draught that my minion so... adequately... slipped into your drink." "Uhh, whu? Buh bahes..." "Yes. Yes, Harry. I may call you Harry, yes? You see, through much cunning and wickedness of deed, I have contrived a state of affairs where you, the oh-so-logical one, are now my prisoner. MUAHAHAH-" "Nuh-uh" "AHAHAwhat?" "I'm not your prisoner." "What." "You see, before I came to Hogwarts, I cast a little spell of my own. Perhaps you've heard the name 'Bayes'? No? Nevermind. Using the 'magic' of Bayes, I predicted the outcome of every situation I could arrive in. Logically, had any of those situations been negative, such as this alleged capture, I would have taken steps long ago to ensure it's prevention. So, you see, I cannot be your prisoner. Given that we are both trapped in this room, he-who-shall-be-quantified, you must therefore be my prisoner." The guards stand up, applaud, then shoot Voldemort. petrol blue fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Mar 2, 2015 |
# ? Mar 2, 2015 01:04 |
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Chapter 6: The Planning Fallacy Part One quote:
Oh no, we are back to obnoxious show-off Harry. The Pouch of Holding shouldn’t have responded to “okane”, though. “Okane” is Japanese for “money”; for “gold” he should have said “kin”. quote:
Wow! There’re actually things that this Harry doesn’t know! quote:
It’s certainly not using his knowledge of Japanese. quote:
He just saw the person next to him turn into a cat and he’s still getting flustered about voice recognition and natural language understanding. quote:
That last bit feels like it came from somewhere deep in the heart. Anyone know if the author had taken part in maths competitions as a child?
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:42 |
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I still don't get where he's coming from that McGonagall doesn't know what science means. The wizards aren't stupid, they're just for the most part ignorant of muggles advances. But there is a science to chemistry, and Potions are just wizard chemistry infused with magic.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 05:38 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:I still don't get where he's coming from that McGonagall doesn't know what science means. The wizards aren't stupid, they're just for the most part ignorant of muggles advances. But there is a science to chemistry, and Potions are just wizard chemistry infused with magic. I think he means a (systematic) attempt to find the rules that make stuff do what it does. The implication is that every new potion made is done by pure guesswork instead of by learning and applying known rules. How he'd know that is beyond me. Mixing poo poo together isn't chemistry, chemistry is the rules that let you figure out what'll happen without necking a pint of strong acid, or why sodium towels don't work.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 06:34 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:I still don't get where he's coming from that McGonagall doesn't know what science means. The wizards aren't stupid, they're just for the most part ignorant of muggles advances. But there is a science to chemistry, and Potions are just wizard chemistry infused with magic. There is, loosely, two models of science. There's the Baconian, experimentation, guess-and-check method you learn in high school. Then there's the Aristotelian, learning from approved masters, authoritarian based science which is - still relatively common, actually. Most science for most of human history ran on the second model. Arguably most science today still runs on the Aristotelian model, although the elite masters are occasionally allowed to add new standards. What McGonagall would call science is studying stuff that someone else came up with hundreds of years ago and they don't really question. New potion? Are you mad? Half the ones we already have will turn you inside out if you're not really freaking careful, and you want to fool around with a new one? If Merlin didn't come up with it it's not worth finding anyway!
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 07:20 |
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petrol blue posted:I think he means a (systematic) attempt to find the rules that make stuff do what it does. The implication is that every new potion made is done by pure guesswork instead of by learning and applying known rules. How he'd know that is beyond me. I mean, hell, one of the few things we know about Dumbledore is that he did some research on dragon blood.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 07:22 |
Wizards do research on magical stuff, although perhaps not with double-blind experimental trials or the like. Presumably there are laws of magic and so forth which they use, even if they're imperfect, but those weren't the focus of the drama. I mean Harry never took a poo poo in the Potter novels I read, but that doesn't mean he's some magical unshitting being. Though this one seems pretty full of poo poo!
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 07:26 |
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Harry will be attending a school that teaches the science of magic. Say this thing, use this focus, direct your thoughts properly and you can replicate a spell that will have the same effect every time. There are foundational principles and techniques, that once learned, allow more complex spells to be performed. "It's magic," seems like a perfectly good answer to give a muggle who has had no exposure to the wizarding world when they ask how something magical works. If the little poo poo wants to read up on Sub-Ley-line Aether Flow Theory or something, tell him to go to the campus library.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 07:32 |
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Nessus posted:I mean Harry never took a poo poo in the Potter novels I read, but that doesn't mean he's some magical unshitting being. well, he *is* a transhumanist
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 07:32 |
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Chapter 6: The Planning Fallacy Part Two quote:
It appears that Harry thinks that the second possibility has a higher probability than the first. Isn’t that “irrational”, considering that Harry knows next-to-nothing about magic or the wizarding / witching community? quote:
Ten. Years. Old. quote:
Again, seems like the author is speaking of himself in this case. Has he claimed to be a child prodigy and/or a genius in his other writings? quote:
I think that an evil child genius plotting to take over the world may in the right circumstances be entertaining, but this particular smug know-it-all Harry is just so unpleasant to read that it sucks all the potential joy out of the story. Are there any good (original, non-fanfiction) stories about an evil child overlord or overlord wannabe? JosephWongKS fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Mar 2, 2015 |
# ? Mar 2, 2015 09:33 |
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quote:Again, seems like the author is speaking of himself in this case. Has he claimed to be a child prodigy and/or a genius in his other writings? Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. quote:I think that an evil child genius plotting to take over the world may in the right circumstances be entertaining, but this particular smug know-it-all Harry is just so unpleasant to read that it sucks all the potential joy out of the story. ...Wow this sentence just made it click for me. This fanfiction is basically an insufferable, low-rent version of Artemis Fowl. Holy poo poo how did I never notice this? Then again, not even Art was THIS much of a shithead.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 09:49 |
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JosephWongKS posted:The Pouch of Holding shouldn’t have responded to “okane”, though. “Okane” is Japanese for “money”; for “gold” he should have said “kin”. Well, giving everything else it's doing I'm sure the pouch responds just as well to "bag of money" as it does to "bag of gold."
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 10:53 |
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JosephWongKS posted:
There's This series by Catherine Jinks, though I only ever read the first one, and I read it ten years ago. So I can't speak for its quality.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 11:22 |
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JosephWongKS posted:Again, seems like the author is speaking of himself in this case. Has he claimed to be a child prodigy and/or a genius in his other writings? This is basically one of the core beliefs of his blog, yes.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 20:03 |
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JosephWongKS posted:Again, seems like the author is speaking of himself in this case. Has he claimed to be a child prodigy and/or a genius in his other writings? Yes. I can't find it now, but he claims the only reason he hasn't achieved great things is that he's too lazy, and getting himself off his rear end is a superpower he can only use once before it destroys him.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 20:49 |
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SSNeoman posted:Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. Basically. Now I'm morbidly curious to see how Hermione is characterized. I can anyone be a bigger insufferable knowitall than Harry? JWKS:The Artimis Fowl series is more or less is what you asked for. Assuming you want YA Fiction. Pretty much any evil child overlord will be YA Fiction anyway.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 23:12 |
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I wish every argument Harry had would end with someone slapping him and saying, "It's loving magic, dipshit."
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 00:27 |
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"Yer a loving wizard, Harry."
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 00:50 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:19 |
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Added Space posted:https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/113/Harry-Potter-and-the-Methods-of-Rationality Just a reminder, this contest runs for another 24 hours. Davros1 posted:I wish every argument Harry had would end with someone slapping him and saying, "It's loving magic, dipshit." Eh, this is like saying if you're flying in an airplane you shouldn't be surprised to look out the window and see a griffin flying next to you. Responding that both fly "with their wings" doesn't really resolve the problem.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:09 |