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anyone seen this movie? its about teens but the worst teens u can think of. they go to school and listen to punk music. they burn things and ruin the music teachers life. they stab a fat kid who plays in the orchestra. they love to do drugs. the police wont do anything because theyre scared of teens and the music teacher has to fight the teens himself in a big finale want to know who wins? sorry u have to watch the movie to find out trailer: http://youtu.be/-wFVpKYNvRU thread rules: 1. post multiple times in a row if u want! i wont stop u. 2. TEENS ONLY 3. u can call other posters cucker boys or bitchmade betas, or whores 4. u can get a class of 1984 tattoo and post it here as many time as u wish 5. white supremacists are welcome itt 6. no atheists please! make ur own thread GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Feb 21, 2015 |
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Did you know the director of Class of 1984 did a sequel called Class of 1999 that stars Malcom McDowell, Stacy Keach, and Pam Grier that's about how the teachers are replaced by cyborgs due to the school making a deal with an evil corporation? Malcom McDowell plays the principle who basically sees the cyborg teachers outright murder the kids and he is confronts the corporate people about it, but then the evil corporate guy who is an albino with a massive mullet is like "The program is running as intended!" And McDowell just walks off scene visibly dismayed that he is a highly billed actor in the film Class of 1999. This happens like four or five times before he figures out the plot of the movie that was explained to him in the opening scenes of the movie. It's a campy stupid movie but pretty watchable due to almost everyone over acting and Stacy Keach playing a cyborg teacher that spanks kids who peak up so hard that they can no longer walk. Also it's weirdly good looking, like not Terminator 2 good or anything like that but the cyborg effects at the end of the movie pretty decent.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQsGnL3qs6k Finally, in 1994, a different "creative" team did Class of 1999 II: The Substitute (no relation to The Substitute series of films of which there were three) starring Sasha Mitchell (the bad guy in like 20349852343209 kickboxing movies from the 80s). Nick Cassavetes and Rick Hill (Deathstalker himself) are also featured prominently.  Have a nice day. 
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Feb 21, 2015 21:39
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class of 1999 owns
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Feb 22, 2015 00:59
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Slaapaav posted:class of 1999 owns Surprised at the lack of conversation about this film series.
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Mar 9, 2015 06:14
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Class of 1984 owns basically all the bones.
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Mar 9, 2015 06:18
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Neo Rasa posted:
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Mar 9, 2015 06:24
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Nuke 'Em High best high
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Mar 14, 2015 16:31
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That trailer is pretty badass It's like some kind of whitesploitation flick EDIT This movie is amazing. Full Battle Rattle fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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Mar 15, 2015 18:07
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If you ever wanted to see one of the Van Patten clan brutally rape the pregnant wife of one of his high school teachers, then "Class of 1984" is the movie for you!
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Mar 16, 2015 04:09
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G-III posted:If you ever wanted to see one of the Van Patten clan brutally rape the pregnant wife of one of his high school teachers, then "Class of 1984" is the movie for you! What about Michael J. Fox getting shanked? Is this the movie for me? Fake edit: Holy poo poo, the movie poster... 
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Mar 16, 2015 04:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AszQnGzbpKY The whole thing is on you tube pro click as gently caress
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Mar 16, 2015 05:44
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Between this, Friday the 13th, and Prince of Darkness, Alice cooper really had a lot of 80s soundtracks, didn't he? Love how this movie builds and builds and then just goes completely over the top Death Wish in the last act.
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Mar 16, 2015 19:29
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 Lisa Langlois can shank me anyday  penismightier posted:Class of 1984 owns basically all the bones. You're goddamn right. Armyman25 posted:Love how this movie builds and builds and then just goes completely over the top Death Wish in the last act. 
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Mar 17, 2015 16:16
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Kind of reminds me of Wild in the Streets which is utterly insane.
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Mar 17, 2015 16:20
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Neo Rasa posted:Did you know the director of Class of 1984 did a sequel called Class of 1999 that stars Malcom McDowell, Stacy Keach, and Pam Grier that's about how the teachers are replaced by cyborgs due to the school making a deal with an evil corporation? Malcom McDowell plays the principle who basically sees the cyborg teachers outright murder the kids and he is confronts the corporate people about it, but then the evil corporate guy who is an albino with a massive mullet is like "The program is running as intended!" And McDowell just walks off scene visibly dismayed that he is a highly billed actor in the film Class of 1999. Actually Stacy Keach isn't one of the android teachers, he's the over-the-top albino evil business man.
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Mar 17, 2015 20:53
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 Mark Lester also directed Commando, Firestarter and Showdown in Little Tokyo!
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:they stab a fat kid who plays in the orchestra. And that fat kid was Michael J. Fox.
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Mar 17, 2015 23:43
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well poo poo, this movie looks p good. i'm gonna watch t
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wyoming posted:Lisa Langlois can shank me anyday Is she the one that gets grilled about biology at gunpoint? Because if so she probably gave the best drat performance in the movie, and this is a movie where a teenager gets high on PCP and jumps off a flagpole EDIT: So the crack whore is supposed to be in highschool right? Because if so...this is a scene wherein teenagers rate another teenager in terms of her ability to be a crackwhore and test her accordingly, after which the main villains' girlfriend takes her off screen to have underage lesbian sex
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Full Battle Rattle posted:Is she the one that gets grilled about biology at gunpoint? Because if so she probably gave the best drat performance in the movie, and this is a movie where a teenager gets high on PCP and jumps off a flagpole Yeah, that's a great scene. 
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Armyman25 posted:Between this, Friday the 13th, and Prince of Darkness, Alice cooper really had a lot of 80s soundtracks, didn't he? He was actively doing soundtrack music and appearing in films during this period, yeah. The "accepted" soundtrack for genre films in the 80s was also generally either electronic like what Carpenter would do or metal, which meant you got lots of Alice Cooper as well as Dokken doing music for Nightmare on Elm Street films and stuff like that. There were WAY more soundtracks with metal bands than good punk stuff, but there were also notable exceptions like the incredible soundtrack for Repo Man, which as a film would make an excellent double feature with Class of 1984.
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Mar 18, 2015 14:38
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The movie has no idea how the justice system works. Assaults, organized crime, and eventually a quintuple homicide go essentially uninvestigated because... reasons.
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Mar 18, 2015 14:42
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Drunkboxer posted:The movie has no idea how the justice system works. Assaults, organized crime, and eventually a quintuple homicide go essentially uninvestigated because... reasons. It's a callback to an earlier scene. Also, law enforcement was shown throughout the movie to be operating at near complete incompetence All the years I've spent posting in CD has been worth it just to see this stupid movie EDIT: This is a movie where some teenagers stage a home invasion and gang rape a pregnant woman. They don't make movies like this anymore (they're not allowed)
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Lisa Langolis is doing commentary for the Shout Factory release next month. Michael J Fox is not, sadly.
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Jack Gladney posted:Lisa Langolis is doing commentary for the Shout Factory release next month. Michael J Fox is not, sadly. Ahem, like Larry going to Lawrence Fishburne, there is no Michael J Fox here. Just plain old Michael Fox.
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Full Battle Rattle posted:EDIT: This is a movie where some teenagers stage a home invasion and gang rape a pregnant woman. They don't make movies like this anymore (they're not allowed) That is something I loved about the movie, how raw it is. No punches pulled, no allusions to things, just straight up murder, drug use, skinned animals, dismemberment, rape, it's all so wonderfully trashy and not done with any kind of ironic filter to it. The punk look was great too, it's a style I've always loved stuff like the hair cuts and fingerless gloves reminded me a lot of the "tough" kids in the neighborhood. Who, looking back, were just a bunch of douchebags, but aren't they all? Feels like Suburbia or Return of the Living Dead would make a good double feature. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DAhIHu7mYE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkhCAV3wmIU
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Full Battle Rattle posted:It's a callback to an earlier scene. Also, law enforcement was shown throughout the movie to be operating at near complete incompetence Yeah I know, that's what I'm saying with all those assaults they couldn't prosecute because it wasn't on film with 20 eyewitnesses or something. Also there's no mention of juvenile detention in this at all. Unrelated: How frustrating is that scene with Van Patten's dumbass mom?
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Armyman25 posted:The punk look was great too, it's a style I've always loved stuff like the hair cuts and fingerless gloves reminded me a lot of the "tough" kids in the neighborhood. Who, looking back, were just a bunch of douchebags, but aren't they all? Now they're all werewolves or whatever the gently caress. I had a teenager once explain to me how rad he is because he has an undercut like Skrillex. 30 years from now they will all laugh at themselves. It all goes round.
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Armyman25 posted:The punk look was great too, it's a style I've always loved stuff like the hair cuts and fingerless gloves reminded me a lot of the "tough" kids in the neighborhood. Who, looking back, were just a bunch of douchebags, but aren't they all? When taken to the screwball extreme you get Troma's Class of Nuke 'em High.  And yes, the title is exactly what you think. quote:The original title for the film was simply; 'Nuke 'Em High'. It was changed in hopes of people mistaking it for Class of 1984.
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I like Trom's version of that trick a a lot more than I like the Asylum's, I tell ya' what.
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I still need to see Class of 1984, but if it's the more reserved version of Class of Nuke 'Em High, that's a good enough recommendation for me. Class of Nuke 'Em High is really, really good. Like, even better than The Toxic Avenger and Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D.
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Jack Gladney posted:I like Trom's version of that trick a a lot more than I like the Asylum's, I tell ya' what. Speaking of Troma being tricky, I think Combat Shock might have the most ridiculous disparity ever between what the movie looks like and what the VHS covers look like.
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Neo Rasa posted:Speaking of Troma being tricky Describing Troma as "tricky" is being nice to them.
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Armyman25 posted:That is something I loved about the movie, how raw it is. No punches pulled, no allusions to things, just straight up murder, drug use, skinned animals, dismemberment, rape, it's all so wonderfully trashy and not done with any kind of ironic filter to it. We really just need to hijack the thread and have it be about the "Urban Terror" genre, which is an entire movie genre that justifies school discipline, vigilantism, private school vouchers, declining public education spending and increased police presence and militarization because of the "fear" of "inner-city" "youth gang" "crime". Everything from this to Death Wish 3 to Robocop.
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InfiniteZero posted:Describing Troma as "tricky" is being nice to them. I can't say I felt particularly deceived by any of their in house stuff. If anything the grandest trick was Toxic Avenger becoming Toxic Crusaders the friendly Saturday morning cartoon series with tie in video game tie ins on the NES/Game Boy Genesis.
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Young Freud posted:We really just need to hijack the thread and have it be about the "Urban Terror" genre, which is an entire movie genre that justifies school discipline, vigilantism, private school vouchers, declining public education spending and increased police presence and militarization because of the "fear" of "inner-city" "youth gang" "crime". Everything from this to Death Wish 3 to Robocop. Keep it narrow I say, keep it to things like Tuff Turf. 
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Watched this last night. Roddy MacDowell was great. So was everything else.
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Drunkboxer posted:Keep it narrow I say, keep it to things like Tuff Turf. Tuff Turf is a good example of this, as are things like Angel, Savage Streets, Massacre at Central High, etc. But at some point you're talking about punksploitation. Or what is The Last American Virgin, or Dazed and Confused? They're kind of those movies, too.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Tuff Turf is a good example of this, as are things like Angel, Savage Streets, Massacre at Central High, etc. But at some point you're talking about punksploitation. Or what is The Last American Virgin, or Dazed and Confused? They're kind of those movies, too. Maybe I'm unclear about who Class of 1984 was made for, but I think that the difference between "Urban Terror" and "Punksploitation" is the audience. "Urban Terror" seems to be aimed more for audiences older than teenagers. For instance, Class of 1984's primary protagonist is Perry King, with the Roddy McDowell scene holding up a classroom viewed as "a honest man pushed too far" instead of "are you a goddamn maniac?", much like Martin Balsam and the residents of the apartment building in Death Wish 3 (in fact, Death Wish 3 has a similar scene where Balsam attempts to leap into action and fails when he misloads his machinegun). The punks in both are typically viewed as being less than sympathetic. You can have Tim Van Patten, I'll raise you Gavan O'Herlihy, who seems to be channeling Richard Widmark in Kiss Of Death, except now he has a reverse mohawk. You do get outliers, like Tuff Turf and stuff like The Warriors and The Wanderers, who cast the youth or same punk gang members as heroes but essentially make them the least objectionable of the gangbangers. The Warriors look like the guys who could ride a train with compared to the Turnball ACs or the Baseball Furies. Edit: I forgot, since you brought up Angel, but, holy poo poo is that film creepy, with all these guys running around looking for underage poon. It was really bad when Peter Jason shows up and you're going "Hey, it's the guy from Deadwood" and the first thing that's out of his mouth he's asking is if Angel is under age, because that's what he wants. And don't think that doesn't count, because the whole movie since it plays on "Dads, look out for your daughters" fears (especially with Rory Calhoun and the police detective as stand-ins for that audience) while encouraging them to watch them have sex 
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