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Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Jesus, Stephanie. What are you wearing?

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
"I'm not one to come out and cut boring 20 minute promos."

Get The Authority out there.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Gramps doesn't like the authority!

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
Seth Rollins is still running away from the arena that hosted Fast Lane.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Seth Rollins is now Triple H, a woman and two huge freaks

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
brb getting on knees

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

achillesforever6 posted:

The bonk to his head cured the voices from the head

but they counseled him.

They understood.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Dr.Tree posted:

"Four months because Kane tripped over me."

Will never get tired of that

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

J.A.B.C. posted:

"I'm not one to cut a 20 minute promo."

Cuts a 5 minute promo and actually calls someone out.

Welcome back, Randy Orton.
Well if he isn't going to cut one, we got to send someone to do it!!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
As much as I can't stand the Big Show anymore, that's a nice looking suit.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Shima Honnou posted:

brb getting on knees

lmbo youre name's doug, what a lame name

bartok
May 10, 2006



Blasmeister posted:

I wish they had shown Kane's trip again

Now I am picturing The Trip with Kane as Steve Coogan and Big Show as Rob Brydon.

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !
Oh look, Randy will have a series of matches against these two exciting, young and tall superstars.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Will never get tired of that



Kane's finest moment.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Kane is wearing a shirt I guess Randy won't be starting his match right now

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
LOOK AT THOSE STRIATIONS MAGGLE

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
JBL commenting on Stephs boobs

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

You've got Korperate Kane.

You've got the Big Suit.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
"Look at the size of those giants."

Pretty sure that was a Steph's boobs joke from JBL.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Triple H: I AM HERE TO CUT A 20 minute promo

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

triplexpac posted:

Orton is fired up and it's cool. I like it.

Time to poo poo in some bags.

someusername
Jan 26, 2015
He wasn't gonna bore us for 20 minutes because that's Hunter's job.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
AIR FORCE GATOR SIGN SOMEBODY CALL RYCKERT

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dexo posted:

Triple H: I AM HERE TO CUT A 20 minute promo

What you're looking for is :words:

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Randy, just RKO the gently caress out of everyone in the ring.

And then start on the fans.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
I hope Big Show is ready to fight tonight!!!!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
#OrtononomnomnomRaw

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

u are such a bad father triple h i mean how could u turn ur back on ur baby boy randal fOR A SECOND TIME

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Randy chant over.

Crube
Feb 16, 2006

“Stop seducing me!”
But, does she want the same Orton that abducted her?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

I hope Big Show is ready to fight tonight!!!!

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
AIR FORCE GATOR

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why won't you forgive him Randy, all he did was smash your head through cement.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



"She's got a point Randy!"

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."
man I can't wait for this Kane/Big Show match tonight

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

Edwardian posted:

Randy, just RKO the gently caress out of everyone in the ring.

And then start on the fans.

Greatest raw ever.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Hace posted:

AIR FORCE GATOR

poo poo, did I miss it?

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

i hate this

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

rko them all!!!!!!!!!!

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