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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > problems you would not hear a jungleman say
 
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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
jungleman: [swinging on tree vines] my credit score is under 650!

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
jungleman: no WIFI!

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* # ? Feb 25, 2015 02:28
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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
jungleman: single ply??

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* # ? Feb 25, 2015 02:29
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pig slut lisa

irl is good


 amazon warrior: found out from a HS friend via email this afternoon that my dad had died

* # ? Feb 25, 2015 02:29
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 a broken laptop flies out of a treehouse window

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
jungleman: [spearing fish] the gold and silver market are bullshit!!!!!

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* # ? Feb 25, 2015 02:33
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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
junleman: [opens big mac container] SAID NO PICKLES! [tarzan yell of frustration]

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 jungleman: [on cliff holding phone at different angles] loving t mobile

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
jungleman: gay marriage! [angrily pounds chest]

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verily carefree

 a safari venture photographs a jungleman smoking herbal medicines out of an elephant skull in front of his treehouse

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
jungleman: [eating bugs from own hair] the howard stern show sucks now!!!

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* # ? Feb 25, 2015 02:39
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bacalou


 jungle man [upon meeting civilization for the first time] i can't believe they just released a new iphone right as I bought this one

* # ? Feb 25, 2015 02:44
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 (carved into largest tree in the forest) WHEN ENOUGH ENOUGH???? #nobama

* # ? Feb 25, 2015 02:47
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 jungle guy: [picking insects off gf with one arm, texting to friends on other] CRAB TASTE GOOD! SMALL SNACK, GOOD CRUNCH. 👌😂

* # ? Feb 25, 2015 02:51
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Piso Mojado

 condescending jungleman - "kids might be texting, but are they really communicating?"

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 jungleman talking with co-worker, "Jim can go to hell if he thinks saying that poo poo about me is ok. I should talk about all the poo poo his wife does to him, but I have loving class. No,. no, I shouldn't have said anything."

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