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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


Avshalom posted:

pit bull

more like
















pot bell


Superconsndar posted:

i beg your pardon

more like butt pill, Suppositoryconsndar.

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Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

thatbastardken posted:

more like butt pill, Suppositoryconsndar.



rude

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Lol if you don't carry a knife on a dog walk incase you need to slit a pitbull's throat to get it off your normal person pet.






I mean look at that fat yank in the OP falling all over the murderdog trying to dislodge that poo poo. You're never going to get it off, its like Excalibur if Excalibur was a garbage dog and your pet was the stone.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

Motherfucker posted:

Lol if you don't carry a knife on a dog walk incase you need to slit a pitbull's throat to get it off your normal person pet.






I mean look at that fat yank in the OP falling all over the murderdog trying to dislodge that poo poo. You're never going to get it off, its like Excalibur if Excalibur was a garbage dog and your pet was the stone.

they're pretty easy to dislodge with a break stick but the average idiot baby shitbull owner wouldnt have one or know what to do with it and just sobs and bellows like a useless cow while their dog kills labradors and grannies

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

There is a literal tool with an actual name for using to dislodge pitbull jaws from grandmas / dead better pets.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfMVH4wY5Pg


Profighter 'warmachine' teaches you how to use your break stick to safely remove a murderdog, this is vital as shooting it in the head while its still attached to your pet/grandparent may cause accidental injury or death!

Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Apr 16, 2015

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

u should only use a breakstick on ur own dog, running up to some strange shitbull and cramming a stick in its mouth is not advised so ya just shoot it, unironically

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Superconsndar posted:

u should only use a breakstick on ur own dog, running up to some strange shitbull and cramming a stick in its mouth is not advised so ya just shoot it, unironically

even if you own the dog you should shoot it.



than consider shooting yourself.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

if your dog is eating a granny i p much agree

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


lol just lol if you think a bullet will stop a pitbull you sad peice of poo poo

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

strewth


stick the gun up your own arse and give your prostate a 9mm massage you loving american

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


my dog is a pitbull and he's pretty chill. he mauled a baby once but he didn't get a treat so he knows better now.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

My Pit-mutt rescue puppy makes the funniest faces after killing grandmothers.. But i got yelled out of the Schadenfreude thread once when i suggested that not all pit owners like the murder-y parts of our pets.

Tim Jong-un
Aug 22, 2008

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title



adebisi lives
Nov 11, 2009


The other day I was at the dog park and there was a pretty good mix of dogs there including some pit bulls. A goony looking guy and his fat girlfriend show up with their pitbull and as they enter the park the guy says, in the most insufferable poo poo eating voice "Ooo look at all the vicious pitbulls!" with this self satisfied grin on his face. It's like some people get these ugly murderdogs just to try to prove a point or something.

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches


She is kind of a googley eyed freak, but she is my precious googly eyed murderdog.

aerialsilks
Nov 28, 2013

please stop telling me about how you "humanely euthanized" your hamster by drowning it in its ball


i had a woman come into my store today and shove a picture of a 9 week old puppy her daughter adopted in my face going IS THIS A PIT? DOES IT LOOK LIKE A PIT? I WILL NOT HAVE A PIT IN MY HOUSE WITH HER YOUNG CHILDREN, I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT, I WON'T HAVE VICIOUS DOGS IN MY HOUSE

it was like, some lovely shep/lab/southern US stray bullshit mix or something, gently caress if i know. that was actually the first time i've seen someone so viscerally opposed to pits that wasn't just a fear hype "are you sure its safe" thing though so i was kind of thrown off by it. everyone and their mother owns shitbulls in new jersey

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

LiquidCatnip posted:

My Pit-mutt rescue puppy makes the funniest faces after killing grandmothers.. But i got yelled out of the Schadenfreude thread once when i suggested that not all pit owners like the murder-y parts of our pets.


Gross

Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY




adebisi lives posted:

The other day I was at the dog park and there was a pretty good mix of dogs there including some pit bulls. A goony looking guy and his fat girlfriend show up with their pitbull and as they enter the park the guy says, in the most insufferable poo poo eating voice "Ooo look at all the vicious pitbulls!" with this self satisfied grin on his face. It's like some people get these ugly murderdogs just to try to prove a point or something.

across the pond, we get just as much obnoxious shrill bitches with their staffies doing the same thing

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

aerialsilks posted:

i had a woman come into my store today and shove a picture of a 9 week old puppy her daughter adopted in my face going IS THIS A PIT? DOES IT LOOK LIKE A PIT? I WILL NOT HAVE A PIT IN MY HOUSE WITH HER YOUNG CHILDREN, I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT, I WON'T HAVE VICIOUS DOGS IN MY HOUSE

it was like, some lovely shep/lab/southern US stray bullshit mix or something, gently caress if i know. that was actually the first time i've seen someone so viscerally opposed to pits that wasn't just a fear hype "are you sure its safe" thing though so i was kind of thrown off by it. everyone and their mother owns shitbulls in new jersey

Well... with young children I'd say thats a valid concern... maybe not so much with puppies. but hey its the "gently caress pit bulls" thread rite?

Yeah they aren't pretty, but does everyone really think they are just by nature just vicious murder-ators?



just asking, if you just want to post more murderdog gore porn thats fine too, just not my cup of tea.

khy
Aug 14, 2005



The other day I went to the dog park with my curvy beautiful girlfriend and our precious angel. There were several pits there and groups of people huddled in circles glancing over at them with fear etched into their features. I couldn't resist but comment "Ooo look at all the vicious pitbulls!" at the spectacle of these lame sheep cowering from an alpha specimen of canine power.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

LiquidCatnip posted:

Well... with young children I'd say thats a valid concern... maybe not so much with puppies. but hey its the "gently caress pit bulls" thread rite?

Yeah they aren't pretty, but does everyone really think they are just by nature just vicious murder-ators?



just asking, if you just want to post more murderdog gore porn thats fine too, just not my cup of tea.

lol there are several serious posts in this thread from actual pit bull owners talking about actual pit bull things

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Superconsndar posted:

lol there are several serious posts in this thread from actual pit bull owners talking about actual pit bull things

ah, this is my first time in the pet island subthreads, figured I was just somehow doing it wrong.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 14, 2012

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er, maybe also A DRAGON
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BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR


LiquidCatnip posted:

ah, this is my first time in the pet island subthreads, figured I was just somehow doing it wrong.

If I came into your subforum and started joking about a specific weight of a block of concOH YEAH how's your motorcycle (yes i understand you took it all with good humor but you do see how poo poo gets out of hand)

But yes. You are doing it wrong. But that's okay, we are all sinners in the eyes of Supes. Just lurk and try not to be how horrified at the neck breaking whiplash speed which we turn from going 'aw cute look at these fluffy babies' to SLAVERING MURDERPHILES

Supes thinks all animals are terrible and should be euth'd. That's why she has a god drat farm's worth. And goats, I'm so jealous. A pit bull riding a wargoat into battle! The Supesapocalypse will be sweet.

Your dog is adorable, and I bet it hardly kills anyone.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Apr 23, 2015

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Suspect Bucket posted:

If I came into your subforum and started joking about a specific weight of a block of concOH YEAH how's your motorcycle (yes i understand you took it all with good humor but you do see how poo poo gets out of hand)

But yes. You are doing it wrong. But that's okay, we are all sinners in the eyes of Supes. Just lurk and try not to be how horrified at the neck breaking whiplash speed which we turn from going 'aw cute look at these fluffy babies' to SLAVERING MURDERPHILES

Supes thinks all animals are terrible and should be euth'd. That's why she has a god drat farm's worth. And goats, I'm so jealous. A pit bull riding a wargoat into battle! The Supesapocalypse will be sweet.

Your dog is adorable, and I bet it hardly kills anyone.

Hey shut up.. I just have the server room full of osmium.. but yes I did ride that concrete block derail pretty hard... in... fact...



ANYHOO..

But thanks, she actually hasn't murdered anyone to my knowledge.. but i don't know for sure, I literally found her on my front porch one day. She weighed about 30 pounds, ribs sticking out, no fur from various skin infections, chain implanted in her neck, nipples dragging down to the pavement.

AND SOME rear end in a top hat FIGHT CROPPED HER EARS.

I live in a (lovely) rather economically disadvantaged area, so there is an abundance of dog fighting type poo poo, so I'm assuming she was used as a breeder and ditched.

she is my sweetiepie of sweetness.

nursed her back to health and socialized her with other animals and people, she now weighs.. well.. most likely too much. my G/f says i spoil her. (I most likely do)

She really liked my (recently passed) alpha male cat (who ran my house menagerie)



She managed to restrain herself from eating him, he was 2 weeks shy of his 20th birthday



They like my easy chair too.

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."



lmao thank you for the gift of this thread, PI.

Tim Jong-un
Aug 22, 2008

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title



If you think about it pit bulls are like Rancors, some are wandering around their home planet eatin goats and poo poo but the rest are owned by Hutts and any time you go near one you risk being fed to a belligerent slugs murderbeast.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.




What did a Rancor do to you to be compared to a Pitbull?

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

BigPaddy posted:

What did a Rancor do to you to be compared to a Pitbull?

Got trapped in a pit and made to fight things.....

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

LiquidCatnip posted:

Hey shut up.. I just have the server room full of osmium.. but yes I did ride that concrete block derail pretty hard... in... fact...



ANYHOO..

But thanks, she actually hasn't murdered anyone to my knowledge.. but i don't know for sure, I literally found her on my front porch one day. She weighed about 30 pounds, ribs sticking out, no fur from various skin infections, chain implanted in her neck, nipples dragging down to the pavement.

AND SOME rear end in a top hat FIGHT CROPPED HER EARS.

I live in a (lovely) rather economically disadvantaged area, so there is an abundance of dog fighting type poo poo, so I'm assuming she was used as a breeder and ditched.

she is my sweetiepie of sweetness.

nursed her back to health and socialized her with other animals and people, she now weighs.. well.. most likely too much. my G/f says i spoil her. (I most likely do)

She really liked my (recently passed) alpha male cat (who ran my house menagerie)



She managed to restrain herself from eating him, he was 2 weeks shy of his 20th birthday



They like my easy chair too.

Someone please hold me and tell me this post isn't real

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Superconsndar posted:

Someone please hold me and tell me this post isn't real

... you pet people are weird.

I'm gonna go read the rules now to make sure this isn't like "ironic furry palace" or something.

sneakyfrog fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Apr 24, 2015

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."



LiquidCatnip posted:

... you pet people are weird.

I'm gonna go read the rules now to make sure this isn't like "ironic furry palace" or something.

its the no dog moms allowed zone sorry we're going to have to ask you to stop mom posting

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

wtftastic posted:

its the no dog moms allowed zone sorry we're going to have to ask you to stop mom posting

Its Mr alpha male commander jesus raptor superstar awesome to you.

dog mom. Jeez.

fine I shall refrain from posting pet pictures, in a pet thread.

I shall also stop using sweety, sweetykins, sweetypoopsie, or any sweety term as applicable to any lifeforms that are not human.

ok sweety?

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."



LiquidCatnip posted:

Its Mr alpha male commander jesus raptor superstar awesome to you.

dog mom. Jeez.

fine I shall refrain from posting pet pictures, in a pet thread.

I shall also stop using sweety, sweetykins, sweetypoopsie, or any sweety term as applicable to any lifeforms that are not human.

ok sweety?

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

no one "fight cropped" your dogs ears what does that even mean

no one wanted to fight your random rear end blue bully hth

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

it is literally a bully it is not even a pit bull even sort of

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

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*SLAMS EVERY DOOR IN THE HOUSE*

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."



Superconsndar posted:

it is literally a bully it is not even a pit bull even sort of

see, I thought this was the hippo thread...

sneakyfrog
Mar 16, 2011





Fan of Britches

Superconsndar posted:

it is literally a bully it is not even a pit bull even sort of

yeah its a pit-bully mutant mutt thing i dunno. I didn't get my dog genetically analyzed or anything no.

I used fight-cropped to describe cutting a dogs ears down to the skull. its barbaric. and makes me Grr.

yeah I know no one tried to fight her, she doesn't have nearly the temperament.

she may be secretly evil though.. plotting my demise.

wtftastic posted:

see, I thought this was the hippo thread...

heh she does look like a hippo.

poopship
May 2, 2003


You all are terrible dog racists and should feel bad.

For real, think about it.

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Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

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poopship posted:

You all are terrible dog racists and should feel bad.

For real, think about it.

How much of the thread did you read

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