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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

drunkill posted:

Bears Rule. I loved playing for the bears, same club song as Carlton (with a few word changes) Ajax always seemed to be kids two years older than the division and St. Beads were annoying too.

gently caress you buddy, I was murrumbeena, we wore the brisbane v strip and I think had the fitzroy song?

e:wrong account but oh well

Solemn Sloth fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Jul 24, 2015

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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

hawthorn shouldnt have even been in the loving 1987 grand final :argh:

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

if you drink then tip dees youre a bloody idiot

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

someone should update this wiki page

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

99,382 at the MCG for the soccer

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

I went with 80 points and I'm getting worried

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Real Madrid have 4 goals, Carlton have 2...

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Doctor Cave posted:

Carlton have delivered their Friday night masterpiece.

Think of how bad Carlton were last decade post salary cap sanctions. They never had a loss this big.

to be fair, hawthorn is in pretty terrifying form after dishing out thrashings to the two other popular premiership contendors in consecutive weeks.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

welfare check on chrono

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Can't wait for the rematch in a few weeks time

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Periphery posted:

That's cause soccer is boring.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

hiddenmovement posted:

Less onerous restrictions on crowd behaviour?

I feel you should CC George Brandis and Tim Wilson in on this, Rita Panahi and Andrew Bolt too

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

realbez posted:

Have you seen the way the security staff behave at the mcg and etihad?

We don't get rabble in the members

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

hiddenmovement posted:

There's a dude going around that has the authority to confiscate flags if they exceed regulation size. Also weren't you abandoning this thread what happened with that?

your siren song brought me back, precious :wink:

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Holy fuckin lol Richmond

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Good to see Richmond taking their crown for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory back from us

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

If...Brisbane only kicked 4 goals against Melbourne in perfect conditions
Then...Expect Brent Harvey to have a happy 400th

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Real classy Essendon fans. Have you considered mass suicide you pack of loving flogs?

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Imagine being a supporter of a club that ran an undocumented experimental drug regime on it's players with no informed consent, and then booing a player who decided that wasn't an environment he wanted to be a part of.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Stanton is probably just glad Essendon fans are booing someone else for once

Big man Goddard getting into Ryder too, yes BJ, please tell us all about loyalty you loving dickhead

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Diet Crack posted:

Why oh loving why did I start Ryder. I have learnt nothing.

Ceglar going out of the team is the best thing that's happened to my UF team, let's me run an extra mid every week

I really want Ryder to win it with a kick after the siren

Solemn Sloth fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Jul 25, 2015

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Good umpiring. Eye gouge wingard mid flight in the goal square and no free

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Chad :stare:

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Hooker is a better forward than Daniher

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

snaeksikn posted:

mckernan surely has the 'most frees against per game' record in the bag for this year

The Mark "jacko" Jackson medal?

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Port kick 8.0 and Essendon kick 0.6 lol

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Score review.... Works?

someone tell me how that's a free when the Essendon player taking on a tackler and getting dumped and dropping the ball down the other end wasn't?

Solemn Sloth fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Jul 25, 2015

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Dear channel 7
Please keep showing pictures of James Hird looking sad
Sincerely,
The football public

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Jesus Christ umpire

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Imo they should get rid of the centre bounce completely, ball it up every time

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Periphery posted:

Just have a specialist umpire whose only job is to to the centre bounce.

Get one of those kids things you use to train their coordination installed in the centre. Sit the ball on the ground, umpire hits a switch and it pushes the ball up into the air

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Shmoses posted:

How were Hird's comments after the game saying he thought Ryder was lucky. He kicked three in the last quarter in a 13 point win. He was literally the difference. Hird is so bitter

Hahahaha loving seriously? gently caress off Hird, I hope you retire disgraced and unsuccessful.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Spedman posted:

There's a few good Hird jokes in this weeks Front Bar video, basically making fun of Carey slagging him off:
http://m.afl.com.au/video/2015-07-24/friday-front-bar-shark-attacks-and-more

I have become a fan of the FB, Malloy and Pang have some pretty decent jokes each week, worth a watch.

"He was a great player and he's turning out to be a very stubborn man" is a loving great burn from Carey on Hird.

Was Andy Maher never taught to not wear hats indoors???

Solemn Sloth fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Jul 25, 2015

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Less rotations, professional full-time umpires, 1 man in your forward 50 at each stoppage.

Just having 1 man is enough, because if you have a decent stay at home forward the opposition coach won't want a 1on1 in an open fifty, so it will naturally attract more players down there.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

double goal if you hit both posts with the one kick

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Player gathers the ball on his knees, then crawls forward to headbutt the tackler in the chest. Free paid for high tackle.

Multiple melbourne players tackled the second they get the ball, free for holding.

St Kilda player drives forward with his head and drops the ball in the tackle. Play on.

Consecutive forward 50 entries with noone within 20 metres of Nick Riewoldt.

Dawes costing us 3 goals in the opening 10 minutes through his kicking.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

I can't actually remember the last time I enjoyed going to the football. There have been some times where it feels good afterwards when we won, but actually enjoying being there throughout the whole thing without this overarching sense of dread of whatever the next possession by some incompetent moron could bring? No idea.

I'd imagine some time in the Daniher tenure.


edit: Actually that's a blatant lie, I really enjoyed going to one of the easter monday games between hawks and geelong, I think it might have been the final easter game in geelongs streak.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

hiddenmovement posted:

You could just switch clubs, and if anyone accuses you of being plastic just hand them a transcript of your last 8 years of posts

I'll see if one of the free psychs at uni will write me a note

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

ewe2 posted:

Sounds like the entire MCG is booing the umpires

The umpires outnumber them so I doubt they're worried

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Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Periphery posted:

Now I'm confused. Is Solemn Sloth Gough?

obviously i need to pick up my game

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