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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010







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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Your wife a divorce lawyer

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Looks like a fun gaming experience to me.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
It's an Animorphs tie-in. I applaud their diverse and interesting business decisions.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

You'd have to be even more messed up and evil than Bowser to not enjoy the Wii U.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Who wouldn't want to become the koopa king, lord Bowser?

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

You'd have to be even more messed up and evil than Bowser to not enjoy the Wii U.

Bowser is not messed up.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Evil Eagle posted:

Bowser is not messed up.
He's got a bunch of kids and no wife.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Being a single dad will stress you out.

Velthice
Dec 12, 2010

Lipstick Apathy
i'm glad hipster bowser is enjoying his game, but what did he do with the children? :ohdear:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Doctor Goat posted:

It's an Animorphs tie-in. I applaud their diverse and interesting business decisions.

My name is Bowser. Just Bowser.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

i wish my dad would do that.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

mabels big day posted:

i wish my dad would do that.

:yikes:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
How did Bowser have all those kids without a wife

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
Looks like a Wii U console, OP. That's clearly a Wii U Game Pad.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


seiferguy posted:

How did Bowser have all those kids without a wife

candy wrappers and hookers

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

A Spider Covets posted:

candy wrappers and hookers
Holy gently caress, just like on goddamn Archer!! Imagine if Bowser and Stewie were on Archer together, haha!

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
are there any WiiU games where one player is the dungeon master with secret stuff on the gamepad and the other players cooperate against him or her

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


FactsAreUseless posted:

Holy gently caress, just like on goddamn Archer!! Imagine if Bowser and Stewie were on Archer together, haha!

too f*cking powerful for me, i dont think i could bear it!

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012
whoa...why did the kids suddenly vanish in the last frame?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i think nintendo is trying to sell video games and video game systems

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


the origin story of nerd bowser

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

AHungryRobot posted:

whoa...why did the kids suddenly vanish in the last frame?

ate them to complete his Perfect Form

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

we are all one bowser

it is the turmoil of our material lives that cause us to think otherwise

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

King Dad.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Ralp posted:

are there any WiiU games where one player is the dungeon master with secret stuff on the gamepad and the other players cooperate against him or her

You can turn the new super mario brothers game into this easily if the person using the gamepad wants to try to murder everyone actually playing.

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

seiferguy posted:

How did Bowser have all those kids without a wife

The stork brought them to him. Idiot.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Ralp posted:

are there any WiiU games where one player is the dungeon master with secret stuff on the gamepad and the other players cooperate against him or her

Technically nintendoland has mini-games that have the person holding the game pad only seeing stuff that others cant but that's pretty much it as far as I can tell.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


AHungryRobot posted:

whoa...why did the kids suddenly vanish in the last frame?

they turned into goombas so they're too short to be in the frame now

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

what the gently caress is this...?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Ralp posted:

are there any WiiU games where one player is the dungeon master with secret stuff on the gamepad and the other players cooperate against him or her

Nintendoland was mentioned. Wii Party U also has some 1v3 minigames where you can see yourself but invisible to everyone else and stuff like that. They're pretty fun although WPU suffers I think from having no real gameboards--they ruined the Island with really terrible dice mechanic that slows the game the gently caress down, and the run along the highway one is stupidly boring since its mostly the same thing repeated for 1000 spaces

Mario Party U will definitely have that,

quote:

Bowser Party

Bowser chasing the players in Bowser Party mode.
Bowser Party is a new mode of gameplay featuring Bowser. There will be five players instead of four. Up to four players control Mario and his friends with Wii Remotes, with the fifth player playing against them by using the GamePad to control Bowser. Mini Stars are replaced by Hearts. The goal of Bowser is to deplete all the other players hearts, whilst the goal of the other players is to make it to the end of the course with at least one heart between them. Bowser rolls multiple dice, corresponding to the number of other players available.

i'm looking forward to it since I played the poo poo out of MP1-3. that reminds me, I need to play more wii-u :(

Xaris fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Feb 25, 2015

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

seiferguy posted:

Technically nintendoland has mini-games that have the person holding the game pad only seeing stuff that others cant but that's pretty much it as far as I can tell.

That luigi's mansion game is what Evolve should have been

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...

this one is the best

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


red plastic cup posted:

this one is the best

the hints of anxiety straining the face of the leftmost child, the dead-eyed stare of the right

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Doctor Goat fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Feb 25, 2015

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
what happens to his family
are they absorbed into bowser

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014


make it keep rubberbanding back and forth pls

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
nintendo, selling drugs is still illegal...

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A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009



reminds me of the ending of this. that's what i think happened to the kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM

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