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hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


There's some massive echo in the staples right now.And a cool takedown that goes nowhere.

Glacial pace all around.

hump day bitches! fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Mar 1, 2015

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hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


This is some lovely striking.Crauss is throwing some terrible shots and eating every jab.Lazarov is connecting some good stuff countering every leg.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Tezcatlipoca posted:

You must not be watching because Krauss has gone for like 3 or 4 takedowns and thrown a bunch of kicks.

He is throwing his kicks without setup and is going to cost him.His takedowns are cool.He would benefit of not standing in front of Lazaro.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


They love a little bit of ball-cooling action in Nova União

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


nice as gently caress for a heavywheight fight.Cool submission attempt

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Potts got hit by a meteor.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


^^^^^Grand Hotel Budapest ?

He's assaulting that leg like a dog in heat.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


WTF is this attempting submissions in heavywheight

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Those are some awful nicknames

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Misha Tate is horrible as a broadcaster and drug testing update.Let's all get excited about urine !

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Someone explain for those who can't watch.

Every fighter in the card gets urine and blood tests.Also british betting ads are loving horrible.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Those fight shorts are baller go crazy japanese dude.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Non-kid fighter better start doing something to try to close the distance more effectively .

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Surprised they didn't put Muņoz in the manila card.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Duzzy Funlop posted:



It would appear I'm going to watch the main card after all.

That is an unholy monstrosity and continues the proud tradition of mixing alcohol leftovers without any sense and sticking irish in front of it.

hump day bitches! fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Mar 1, 2015

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


If I ask for that poo poo in my usual bar, the russian dudes in there would look at me like a degenerate.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Cormier being a massive idiot about Muņoz.Massive brain trauma on the regular is amazing for your quality of life dummies

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


We go to WMMA expert Brendan Schaub

someusername posted:

Irish Trash Can is redundant.

Irish Car Bomb and Hand Grenade are taken what do we name this poo poo ?

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


I love the historic intro.So much better than the poo poo they show after.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


I forgot the bulldog choke Pennington put on Evans-Smith.loving awesome.And Ellenberger looks about done.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Tibau got hosed very badly.

Hot Body Spray posted:

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/571869344377933824


Seth Rollins to cash in his MITB contract in the audience

Helwani would have a massive orgasm if the UFC suddenly turned into WWE.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Zingano looks way too happy to be there.I'm having vietnam-like-flashbacks to the alexis davis fight.

Team Stab posted:

im gonna steal your kids bubblegum because i happen to be out of bubblegum and its the last thing on my list to do before i go out and whoop some rear end

This is so bad it owns.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


As a fellow bearded australian Richard Walsh has my full support.

edit:An honorary TAM dude?.IT gets better.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Jouban is 33 ?? Holy poo poo

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


:australia:

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


That fucker has a transpacific flight in front of him with a splitting headache.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Mickey Rourke looks like a woman.

Al-Saqr posted:

I don't get it, how was that a knockout?! He was still standing and he seemed not totally knocked out.

He collapsed like a sack of meat dude.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


This card has owned dang.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Mike Goldberg has the creepiest smile ever.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


PaganGoatPants posted:

He has given one of the best KOs ever



How his head stayed attached to his head is a mystery to me

hump day bitches! fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Mar 1, 2015

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Ellenberger looks like poo poo to me so he probably will win.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Hot pushing action.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


These two dudes are petrified of losing.Who's the coach of Ellenberger ?

Tezcatlipoca posted:

vvvv Edmond Tarverdyan

He's not in his corner tho.

hump day bitches! fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Mar 1, 2015

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


That ref was looking into that face and let that thing go a few seconds more.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Lid posted:

The only chance Pennington has



Look at all that blood and the faceplant.loving awesome.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Pennington is not one inch shorter than Holms.Holms looks gigantic.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Holms looks like half a foot taller than pennington.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


I wonder why hip tosses judo style are not more popular in cage wrestling positions.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Bartender asked if I want another trashcan, I think "you trying to kill me?" and opt for just a casual shot of Jägermeister to wash the taste of red bull out of my yapper, expecting to pay something like 2-2,50 bucks.



6,50 United States American Dollars.

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Lol you got ripped of for being eurotrash.Botellon or die.

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hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


Hot Body Spray posted:

Pretty sure both these fighters couldn't beat Rousey in a handicap match

I'm pretty sure Ronda could beat these two together

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