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is . . . is dallas bleeding |
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Feb 27, 2015 19:37
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NOBODY GIVES A poo poo SMOOBLES
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Feb 27, 2015 19:37
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7777777 posted:NOBODY GIVES A poo poo SMOOBLES people are dying out there you piece of poo poo ---------------- |
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Feb 27, 2015 19:50
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smoobles posted:people are dying out there you piece of poo poo texans are people? |
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Feb 27, 2015 19:56
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Stormyish posted:texans are people?  I... I have something to confess...
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Feb 27, 2015 19:58
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just told my brother to not total his car this time |
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Feb 27, 2015 20:39
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Stormyish posted:texans are people? he means the people that are visiting. |
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Feb 27, 2015 20:39
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having lived through many many snow storms in dallas i can tell you they should shut the whole town down and impose a curfew if the weather man even suspects a snowflake.
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Feb 27, 2015 21:58
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real content: pick up trucks are awful on snow and ice bc there's no weight over the back tires. since exactly 100% of texans drive pick up trucks, it's literally impossible for texans to drive when the temp drops below freezing
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Feb 27, 2015 21:59
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FluffieDuckie posted:real content: don't texans ride in the back of the truck a bunch, though? |
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Feb 27, 2015 22:53
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Stormyish posted:don't texans ride in the back of the truck a bunch, though? near the border I guess. I never saw this in DFW. I see it more in New Mexico than I ever did in Texas |
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Feb 28, 2015 02:25
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snow is bad make it go away please
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Feb 28, 2015 04:46
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We've had almost no snow in Salt Lake City. It's super hosed up
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Feb 28, 2015 05:12
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FluffieDuckie posted:real content: My brother moved there and drives a truck holy. gently caress. ---------------- |
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Feb 28, 2015 07:34
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FluffieDuckie posted:real content: i don't drive a pickup truck  that stat should be 99.9999999999999%
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Feb 28, 2015 08:02
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I Dunno posted:i don't drive a pickup truck i no longer believe you actually live in texas
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Feb 28, 2015 08:03
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uhh we have pick up trucks in Wisconsin. Snow doesn't cause issues here. 
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Feb 28, 2015 09:02
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Al Borland posted:uhh we have pick up trucks in Wisconsin. Snow doesn't cause issues here. you might not be driving them right
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Feb 28, 2015 09:37
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Lol driving home was a terrible experience Multiple wrecks and one dude flew past me going 80 and nearly slammed into another car |
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Feb 28, 2015 11:13
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Eonwe posted:Lol driving home was a terrible experience sounds like normal dallas/ft worth driving conditions to me |
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Feb 28, 2015 16:46
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ATCG posted:sounds like normal dallas/ft worth driving conditions to me yes but that's the point. typical texan getting into his car: "boy howdy it sure is cold and there's all this white stuff everywhere. better hurry on home."" *floors it*
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Feb 28, 2015 18:34
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RIP texas |
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Feb 28, 2015 19:24
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holy poo poo
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Feb 28, 2015 19:31
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gotta stay warm somehow, I guess |
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Feb 28, 2015 19:35
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its a very inefficient way of clearing snow |
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Feb 28, 2015 19:39
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how did they do this. |
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Feb 28, 2015 19:39
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Brillo_Pad posted:how did they do this. hammering on the gas in the snow until the engine parts/axles/transmission overheat and start a fire
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Feb 28, 2015 19:42
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Dr Cheeto posted:gotta stay warm somehow, I guess lol |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:25
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and i thought people here were bad at driving in snow. hvent seen any spontaneous combustion yet |
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Feb 28, 2015 20:57
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Misread title, only clicked 'coz I thought it said... 02/27/15. the day I showed three inches in dallas texas. ..and Smoobles was presenting his three inches of chaos. I now see my error. Good thing too, I guess.. might be a bit too cold. Suddenly the frigid air has it down to one inch.. factor in stage-fright and we'd be looking a chilly nub at best. *wanders off, disappointed* ---------------- |
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Mar 1, 2015 04:47
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FluffieDuckie posted:i no longer believe you actually live in texas i also don't go to the rodeo!!!!
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Mar 1, 2015 10:53
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I Dunno posted:i also don't go to the rodeo!!!! Basically what you're saying is that you dont live in texas, you're just there alot. |
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Mar 2, 2015 01:07
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she drove through once
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Mar 2, 2015 02:35
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i mean granted it takes 2 days to drive through texas, so i understand why she thought she lived there
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Mar 2, 2015 02:35
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I went to a rodeo once, it was terrible. A cowboy had his throat crushed by a bull and was laying in the dirt spraying blood and the announcer was making jokes. now, however, I get to say the phrase, "This ain't my first rodeo."
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Mar 2, 2015 03:46
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I went to a rodeo once, it was terrible. A cowboy had his throat crushed by a bull and was laying in the dirt spraying blood and the announcer was making jokes. Hooooo eeee! ---------------- |
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Mar 2, 2015 03:53
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FluffieDuckie posted:i mean granted it takes 2 days to drive through texas, so i understand why she thought she lived there I was stranded in Odessa for a week once. by the time I got home I had acquired cowboy boots, an accent, a rudimentary understanding of the petroleum industry, and and no less than three guns |
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