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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Discuss House of Cards in this thread.

Courtesy spoiler tags for season 3would be great since not everyone is binging.

Season 1 and 2 spoilers? :fuckoff: why didn't you watch this sooner?

I'll start.

What the gently caress Doug?

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Feb 27, 2015

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The better question is why isn't Doug dead? He's a super creep.

Also Colbert had some sick burns for Frank.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Douglas "read to me" Stamper

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Douglas "watches his not-ex-girlfriend have sex from an outside window" Stamper

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

That arm sling tho

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ahahahaha the VP choice

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

ahahahaha the VP choice

the reasoning was quality aswell

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
lol season1 was so good

what the gently caress happened here.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sweet so doug is off the wagon and on the pill train. This should be interesting.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
ep1: If you've seen episode 1, you knew this was a safe spoiler to look at because I put "ep1" in front of it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ep1:suck my dick from the back

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Bookmarking for later!

Rachael Posner is loving hot.

bloops fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Feb 28, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ep2: I think this is the first time they've shown the Underwoods loving each other instead of other people, aside from the threeway last season

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Ep2: I think this is the first time they've shown the Underwoods loving each other instead of other people, aside from the threeway last season

I wonder when the doug threesome is going to come into fruition.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Doug E1 has some interesting kinks

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Gettin' in on the ground floor of this Kevin Spacey S3 love fest :toot:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Not-Putin is pretty badass.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Not-Putin is pretty badass.

"My kids are assholes, whatever. More $750,000 a bottle vodka for us. DRINK!"

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Just started ep6. Calling it now: Mickey Doyle's gonna get Frank's Underwood as they reminisce about teenage boylove at some point.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nice appearance by Pussy Riot

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Not Putin does indeed own.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Not Putin is like a beardless Stephen Merchant

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ep 4: Press F to Pay Respects

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Ep 5: Nice Monument Valley plug :buddy:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Frank's having a lot of trouble getting his way this season. I don't think there are enough cars in the DC subway to solve all his problems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFnBQ0Z4klk

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The bishop is Commissioner Rawls from The Wire. Thought he looked familiar.
E4Frank just spit on Jesus and Chris did not like that.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's also not his first time in the cloth, he played Rodrigo Borgia in Borgia.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
ep 6: I kinda want Claire to slap this idiot activist.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ep 5: Freddy!

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

ep 6: I kinda want Claire to slap this idiot activist.

Edit: lol

double lol

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Feb 28, 2015

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003



No joke, I accidentally saw that she was only in one ep in Season 2 before I started so I figured she was gettin' axed and still laughed like an idiot when it happened

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ep 6: What are you looking at?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
A distinct lack of titties this season thus far. Pretty sure the hot physical therapist is gonna get her boobs out soon.

bloops fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Feb 28, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ep 7: The Stanley Parable!

holocaust bloopers posted:

A distinct lack of titties this season thus far. Pretty sure the hit physical therapist is gonna get her boobs out soon.

Keep watching

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'm gonna finish up the Russian Vacation episode and save the rest for tomorrow.

Edit: episode 6 ending :stare:

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

SquirrelyPSU posted:

No joke, I accidentally saw that she was only in one ep in Season 2 before I started so I figured she was gettin' axed and still laughed like an idiot when it happened

I'd seen the old British one, so I was just surprised that she wasn't killed earlier. Zoe Barnes' British analogue gets thrown off the roof of Parliament at the end of the first season.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
Poured a bunch of tequila and just started my house of cards journey.

President Frank is something I'd never like to imagine

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Well. It was more entertaining than Season 2, but still nowhere near Season 1.

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