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People who breathe loudly.
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FELD1 posted:
Hey don't put yourself down like that
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Sep 21, 2016 03:52
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Cats will get underfoot and trip you just as you approach a staircase.
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Sep 22, 2016 16:11
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Magic Hate Ball posted:it's me i'm the person who gladly sniffs any book that's remotely yellowed or crispy Same but instead of books its asses
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Sep 27, 2016 14:23
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Indolent Bastard posted:So how do I say “I bow to godly/good qualities within you"? What's the approved white guy equivalent? Namaste
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Sep 30, 2016 15:11
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Nettles Coterie posted:^^^ That is EXACTLY what is going on at my workplace right now. It's making me crazy. We also keep having an issue where employees will bring up and issue to the supervisors, who bring it up to their managers, who bring it up to the top-level managers... who then say "well that can't be a real problem because we haven't had any employees complaining to us about it so we're not going to do anything about it." Even though they explicitly hate it when employees talk straight to top-level management without running through the proper chain of command. Email?
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Oct 11, 2016 04:14
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America has earned the right to be obnoxious in other countries
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Oct 18, 2016 16:44
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Taxing weed would single handedly save the US economy, and, by extension, the economy of the world.
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Oct 20, 2016 13:32
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Where do you live?
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Oct 26, 2016 22:52
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ghost emoji posted:So I have a short walk to and from my bus stop (maybe 1/2-2/3 of a mile from my apartment) and there's been a marked increase in random strangers pulling up and asking me if I need a ride. (One dude didn't even ask, he just honked his horn until I looked at him, and then he asked.) This makes me think of the Tales from the Crypt episode where a man who picks up hitchhikers and kills them picks up a hitchhiker who kills the people who pick him up.
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Oct 31, 2016 15:36
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Eat their food. To the victor go the spoils
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Nov 1, 2016 15:37
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During lunch I quietly read my Bible but am always amicable whenever someone wishes to have a pleasant chat.
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Nov 3, 2016 18:32
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Despite apparent record breaking early voting in my city, I didn't have to wait at all to go in and vote straight Republican ticket,
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Nov 4, 2016 19:42
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areyoucontagious posted:Pet peeve: Republicans. t Please use the terms Rethuglicans or Republicants.
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Mu Zeta posted:Why are people buying 32 or 40 oz yeti tumblers? Do you really need to keep a day's worth of soda on your desk at all times? I also see people getting 32oz thermos and filling it with coffee. That's a lot of loving coffee for one day man. It's getting a medium at Starbucks and then a refill as you leave.
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Nov 5, 2016 14:59
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Shes probably desperately lonely and reaching for any human contact to keep her crushing depression at bay but sorry she inconveniences you
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Nov 21, 2016 17:49
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People who say or type "grats" instead on congratulations or even the already shortened form of it, congrats.
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Nov 27, 2016 06:17
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Hold the box over your crotchtal area and when they remove the lid your penis is exposed. This is like that sketch from SNL
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Dec 2, 2016 06:05
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When I look forward to a slice of pecan pie and when I check there is no pecan pie so I can't have any pecan pie. That really gets me.
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Dec 7, 2016 21:44
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WampaLord posted:More like oldpieless. 
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Dec 8, 2016 03:48
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BioEnchanted posted:I think we can all agree on the best youtube instructional video:
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Dec 10, 2016 01:22
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Rabbit Hill posted:Last night, I learned about this neat website -- http://radio.garden -- that lets you tune into random radio stations all over the globe. How cool is this?! Every local culture in the world, right at your fingertips! I thought. I wonder what they're listening to in this tiny dot in the middle of nowhere in Siberia ... or this tiny dot on some island in the South Pacific... or this tiny dot in the Andes Mountains... stupid world liking their stupid music I don't like
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Dec 21, 2016 19:42
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Realtor: I found this 2 bedroom perfect for a young family. Good school and a public park down the street. What do you say? Goon: eh what I'm REALLY looking for is something in the middle of gangbanger territory. That's where I'll feel safest.
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Jan 1, 2017 22:25
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Anything that "wins all the (blanks)"
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Jan 5, 2017 00:38
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bean_shadow posted:I don't like avocados either. Not too long ago it was National Avocado Day. Someone on my Friend's List went crazy with avocado pictures. Dude even got an avocado Christmas ornament. They're not that great. Well, not for eating
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Jan 7, 2017 01:28
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Your friends sound fun
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Jan 7, 2017 01:51
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What about the handshake that has to be done afterward?
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Jan 7, 2017 04:40
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fizzymercy posted:. nah loving hell I was being a dick. Those are always the best posts though
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Jan 8, 2017 00:21
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Cowslips Warren posted:Creepy guys who whine, in public, how they can't get laid. Loudly. And not drunk.
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Jan 8, 2017 04:31
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Just piss directly into your own mouth like I do
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Jan 20, 2017 05:27
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Sorry wrong thread
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Jan 20, 2017 05:28
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Mu Zeta posted:You could just drink water when you're thirsty and not carry around a huge water bottle in a baby sling and chug it every 5 minutes. Just piss directly into your own mouth like I do
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Jan 20, 2017 05:28
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Dumb names for the President. I rolled my eyes when people say Nobama and Obongo and I roll my eyes at Dump and the other names.
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Feb 11, 2017 03:39
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Leavemywife posted:There's a time and place for everything. Please don't leave my wife
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Feb 15, 2017 22:29
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Cowslips Warren posted:I work in delivery and logistics. No one gives a poo poo what time we get off work as long as they get their boxes. And yes, it would be nice if I didn't need a use vacation time to take the cat to the vet! I work at FedEx and I always have time to do my stuff during normal business hours.  Of course I have to get up at 1:30 AM to go to work.
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Mar 8, 2017 20:03
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I remember this ventriloquist whose act was all vulgarity like the puppet saying he met a girl puppet and now he had splinters in his dick from loving her in the rear end. I also remember the guy didn't try to actually talk without moving his lips. He just spoke normally and hid his mouth behind the mic. Anyway I think both he and his puppet are dead now.
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Mar 29, 2017 18:45
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People who keep reading their books when I feel like talking.
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Mar 31, 2017 14:07
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On people being late, my wife's family is habitually late. Habitually. I always like to get somewhere 15-20 minutes early and while their lateness drive me crazy at first I soon just accepted it because they weren't gonna change and being annoyed only made me in a bad mood. However one instance I refused to just accept that no matter what they were gonna be late was at the movies. Our theater didn't have assigned seating until last year so it was first come first serve. Now there could be anywhere from 8-15 people in the family going to a movie starring at 7. My wife and Insould get there about 6:30 and then it was always up to us to try to save a whole row of seats until 6:58 putting our jacket on seats or telling people trying to sit down at the other end of the aisle that the seats were taken. I did this 3 times and then told my wife I wasn't going to do it anymore and if the family couldn't sit together then that was too bad. And I'm pretty sure we never sat together until they started letting you choose Sears online at time of purchase.
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Apr 5, 2017 13:42
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Please don't make fun of my good friends the supertasters
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I have a coworker who refers to his monthly bills as "billies". I'm broke man I paid all my billies last night.
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