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yeah I eat rear end posted:
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 01:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:13 |
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bean_shadow posted:Lots of people are amused by the poo poo Kaufman pulled but I think it would have been exhausting and irritating to be around him when he pulled this poo poo. It's not surprising that he got the crap beaten out of him more then once.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 01:12 |
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Che Delilas posted:Related peeve: decent pricing for new customers and a cornholeing for existing customers. That seems to be the new business model with just about everybody. It's like repeat business is an alien concept.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 00:33 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I heard Nickelback on the radio the other day and I hate them so much.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 11:50 |
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Coolspaz posted:Pet Peeve from this past weekend: I wouldn't have had to. My wife would have jumped over the table and kicked his rear end.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 18:37 |
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Mu Zeta posted:Welcome to Crossfit I blame Crossfit for half the stupid stuff I see people doing in the gym. The upside is that sooner or later they injure themselves doing something stupid and then quit coming.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 16:56 |
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Che Delilas posted:Peeve: People rolling an overflowing cart up to the 12-items-or-less lane because they're the only loving person on the planet. And the clerks letting them. I feel like you should have to prove you have an IQ above room temperature before you are allowed to use the self checkout.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 12:11 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:People who try to talk to you in the bathroom. Sidling up to the urinal next to me and talking about work isn't appropriate. Ask me when we both don't have our dick in our hands. This.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 11:39 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:People who say "pop." poo poo just sounds so dumb. Call it soda, call it coke, idgaf, just not "pop". When I lived in Texas, they called all soda/pop "Coke." As in, "I'll have a coke." "What kind?" "Root Beer."
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 16:31 |
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Blue Star posted:edited: It's Fourth of July Weekend.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2017 16:00 |
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Maggie Fletcher posted:I'd say up to four days before and after any 'MURICA holiday (Memorial Day, July 4, Veterans Day, Labor Day), you should know your idiot neighbors are gonna set off firecrackers. Keep Fluffy and Snookums under supervision during that time, would ya? Don't forget New Year's.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 20:57 |
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Vitamins posted:Its nice being from a socialist utopia where 2 weeks worth of polos/t-shirts along with 3 pairs of work trousers and 2 pairs of safety boots are provided free of charge at the start of every year in my job. Along with a tax refund being available to account for the cost of washing said items at home. Restaurants that make employees pool their tips, resulting in a setup where everyone is responsible for everything (meaning nobody is responsible for anything), so you get things like one waiter taking your drink order, another taking your food order, somebody from the kitchen bringing it out, and some totally random person bringing your check, which is the wrong one because he didn't know what you ordered because he was waiting on another table. I don't know what the point of this nonsense is, but it's annoying as hell. Let me have ONE server, and I'll gladly tip him/her generously.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 00:55 |
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DavidAlltheTime posted:People who don't pull up to the car in front of them at a light or stop. Often causing cars to not be able to get into the lane properly behind them. If that car in front of me stalls and can't get started, then I'm stuck behind him and can't get around. If I leave a car length in front of me, then it's no problem. Pet peeve: People who have no situational awareness whatsoever. Not even the ones who walk around looking down at their phones; the ones who just walk like a snail in the middle of a hallway, or who stop directly in front of a doorway and start rooting though their purse, etc. Do you not even realize that there are other people in the world besides you? MightyJoe36 has a new favorite as of 01:18 on Jul 10, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 01:16 |
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When I'm watching a movie or TV program and the person/people I'm watching it with don't pay attention, then keep asking what a character did/said, etc. Then I explain it, now I miss the next two scenes. If you're interested, pay attention. Otherwise, shut the hell up and let me watch my show.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 11:56 |
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When you're on a two-hour conference call and it's just about to wrap up, and some idiot asks a question that should have been asked like an hour ago. Real pet peeve: Any meeting/conference call that lasts longer than an hour.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 17:15 |
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Looking older than Clint Eastwood and having to show my ID to some kid who is barely old enough to work.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2017 17:16 |
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Bomrek posted:Sorry man, my manager gets on my case otherwise Yeah, I know. And I never give the cashiers any poo poo about it because I know they're only doing their job. My beef is with the idiot managers/corporate types who make up these policies "Card Everyone." I can see carding anyone who looks under 25 or even 30, but I'm so obviously over 50 that it's just ridiculous.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 12:26 |
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fizzymercy posted:One of the Dakotas spotted. If you want to give your kid a unique, special snowflake name with an obscure spelling, that's up to you. Just don't get all pissy and call me a racist when I don't know how to pronounce it correctly.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 11:52 |
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Noctone posted:that's broke-brainedness. I want to use this at least once today.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 11:54 |
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Thin Privilege posted:What does it have to do with race? The Black People Give Their Kids Crazy Names stereotype? According to some stupid article a read a while ago, the reason you have trouble pronouncing the Crazy Names some Black People give their kids means you're a racist. It didn't mention what it meant if you also have trouble with Crazy Names some White People give their kids.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 00:04 |
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Nettles Coterie posted:I really hate when people who have been working lovely jobs for a while latch onto the idea that breaks are for the weak, and they intentionally work through their breaks or refuse to take them at all. I get that some people have bosses who illegally push that poo poo, but I've had a couple jobs where management actively encourages us to take breaks and write up break schedules every day, and there are STILL people who do this! WHY? It doesn't make you a better employee, it makes you more likely to get hurt, exhausted or burned out, and I guarantee you the company doesn't deserve that kind of blind dedication to your awful minimum-wage job. Then when I try to take my break, these fuckers come at me like "Oh, you're taking a ten? Must be nice, I haven't had a break in 3 years" MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE DOING THAT BY CHOICE, against the wishes of literally everyone else here! gently caress off! Yes. If you're one of those people who insist in coming to work when you're sick, so you can make everyone else in the office sick, stop it.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 00:13 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I know others can succeed in and even prefer that kind of hellish existence, but there should always at least be an option to work in whatever way is most efficient for you, and all the employer should care about is the results you produce, not how long you spend at lunch. One would think so in the age of teleworking and flex time and all the endless buzzwords about being "productive" but when all is said and done, all that matters is still how many hours you spend in the office.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 11:46 |
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People who come to me for advice on how to lose weight/get into shape and then counter every single suggestion with a lame excuse for why they can't/won't do it. Person: I want to lose weight/get in shape. What do you do? Me: I run and lift weights. Person: I hate to run. Me: Well, you could walk instead. Walking at a good pace is just as good as running but not as hard on your knees. Person: I don't have time. Me: Do it after work. Person: I'm too tired after work. Me: Get up a half hour earlier in the morning. Person: I could never do that. Me: Do it on your lunch hour. (We have walking trails right across the street from our office). Person: Then I'd be all sweaty and I don't want to go back to work sweaty. Me:
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 12:10 |
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You Are A Elf posted:There was a period not long ago where I would hear Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" at a bare minimum of five times a day. Didn't matter where I was, what device or radio station it was on, or who was listening to it, I would walk by and that piano intro would start up like clockwork. This is me with "Free bird."
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2017 16:00 |
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WampaLord posted:Receipts for small purchases like lunch. No, I don't want them, stop handing them to me by default, I will just throw it away. Yes! I love places that ask me. Unless it's a major purchase and/or something that I may need to return, I don't need a receipt. The worst are those places that give you a fifteen-foot long receipt with coupons and a survey attached.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 02:15 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:What is the actual reason for this kind of weirdness, where one product continues decades or maybe even hundreds of years after its practical? Is it obscure nostalgia or some sort of crazy grip on the market the old timer companies have? My pet peeve is the reverse of this. A perfectly good product that works as intended, then they discontinue it and come out with the "new and improved" version which is a piece of poo poo, but they never go back to the original.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 12:08 |
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Because it's my goddamned house and I don't like walking around with no shoes on that's why. And it's my coffee table, so if I want to put my feet on it, I do.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 14:58 |
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Mu Zeta posted:I saw a bunch of restaurants around Korea that just had a toilet paper roll on the table for the diners to use instead of napkins. I've been to a few barbecue joints that had rolls of paper towels at the table instead of napkins. Made sense to me.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 00:25 |
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CainsDescendant posted:My dentist is the worst about this. He's an outspoken Trump supporter while on the job, throws fits if you ask him to change the channel from Fox news, and takes a particular joy from making GBS threads on my generation while he's wrist deep in my mouth. He's the cheapest guy in my area, though, so I have to put up with it. Unless you two are friends, or he's familiar enough with you that he knows you share the same political views, this is really unprofessional. Pet peeve: When somebody starts a conversation with "I never discuss politics," Followed by a lengthy diatribe on whatever the current hot-button political issue is. Is the "I never discuss politics" supposed to make me the rear end in a top hat if I don't sit quietly and listen to everything he says?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 00:40 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:My dad is convinced that nearly everyone on the road who is driving kind of dumb around him is trying to assert dominance and attempting to convince him that they're probably just stupid or bad at driving is impossible. It's always a personal thing to him and he has to start competing with them My dad was like this. Which is one of the reasons he ended up having two heart attacks.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 23:33 |
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"trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? i mean, we are all unhappy. do we have to be fat, too?" Pet peeve: People bringing in donuts and looking at me like I'm trying to act uppity because I don't want one.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 11:46 |
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Leavemywife posted:Wait, people will actually get lovely if you don't take a donut? What do they loving care? Isn't that more donuts for them? Do they see it as a personal slight? In my office, yeah. I tend to agree with Indolent Bastard that it's a crab bucket thing, i.e., if everybody has a donut, they don't have to feel guilty about chowing down on junk food they don't need. I also got called a "show off" because I took the stairs up to the second floor instead of waiting for our slower-than-poo poo elevator.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 23:01 |
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To each his/her own. I don't drink enough soda to worry about whether or not it's "diet." And I think all diet soft drinks taste like lighter fluid.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 19:52 |
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McDonald's fries used to be the best. Now they're the worst.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 12:03 |
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Rabbit Hill posted:I have this low-tech one and it works fine: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GFSF402/ I have an even more low-tech one that works great for me.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 00:41 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:One of my mother's bothersome habits is to refuse help when it's offered then complain that nobody helped her. Mine too. After about 10 years I've finally stopped taking the bait and just saying "Okay." Pet peeve: Left turn arrows that operate randomly, and only last for about three seconds.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 14:18 |
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My pet peeve: People at work.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 11:48 |
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Brawnfire posted:I had to train a coworker to replace my role when I left my last job, and she kept telling me she didn't want to do it and was just gonna phone it in. Finally I'm just like "gently caress you, twist in the wind then" and two weeks later she's fired. I had this happen once. Then she called me at my new job (God knows how she got the number) and asked me how to do one of the things I spent an hour showing her. The SECOND time she called me, I told her that if she called me again I was going to charge a $50 an hour consulting fee every time she called me. Never heard from her again. Pet peeve: People who don't bathe/use deodorant. I don't care what your reason is. I'm not allowed to smoke indoors because you shouldn't have to breathe my filthy tobacco fumes. Fine. I shouldn't have to breathe your god-awful stench when I walk into a room.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 12:13 |
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Job ads that, when you click on them, make you read a gigantic wall of marketing text before you even get to the job description. Then the job description is like two or three lines. Example: Project Manager - XYZ Corp. XYZ Corp is a dynamic, cutting-edge market leader that provides world-class solutions to our clients.....(goes on for about five paragraphs like that). Project Manager: Manages projects and does other stuff. Requirements: 3-5 years experience.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 19:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:13 |
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Maggie Fletcher posted:It's the same at work. The relentless stream of gifts and flowers anytime someone so much as gets a hangnail. Apparently there's a thing called Bosses Day, and although all three of our department's "bosses" are incompetent at best, we had to all get them flowers and cards, only to hear them respond "wait, this is a thing?" Bosses Day and Admin Professionals day are my two pet peeves. My boss probably makes four times what my co-workers and I make, and she's rarely in the office. We're buying her a gift and/or taking her to lunch why? Our Admin works for the boss, period. She makes that clear whenever you make a request of her. Why are we acting like she works harder than everyone else and taking her to lunch on her "special day"? Shouldn't the boss be doing that?
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 00:20 |