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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.




The planet CYBERTRON is still going into shutdown, and with the dwindling energy reserves reaching fatal levels, AUTOBOT and DECEPTICON alike now make a desperate bid for the last remaining ship off planet: THE ARK.

Friends turn against friends, ancient rivals set apart their differences, and all bets are off as the war is set aside in favour of one final goal: SURVIVAL.



CHARACTER CREATION:

There will be three stages to character creation, all done through PMs.

Join the game by picking a difficulty level below in a Private Message:









GAME BEGINS:

The game begins when the lobby is full.

THIS GAME WILL ALSO NOT OPEN UNTIL TWO OTHER AUSPOL MAFIA GAMES HAVE BEEN COMPLETED.

The Post below this one will reveal whether the game is accepting more players.

If at any time before the game starts you wish to leave the game, PM me and I'll reopen the lobby.

THE RULES:


- Days are 12 hours long. From 12pm to 12am.
- Day 1 will start once two other Auspol Mafia games have been completed and all Characters are built.
- No editing of your posts.
- There are no millers or death millers or reverse death millers or anti-reverse death millers in this game. That being said, expect roles. Transformers have cool abilities and so do you!
- Role explanations: http://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=Roles but feel free to PM me for any clarifications!
- Do not quote or reference anything given to you in a Mod PM other than your Character Name, your Alignment or your Role. Even then these may not be quoted from the PM itself.
- No Deadposting.
- Posting about this game in the chat thread is a modkill.
- Deliberately posting after the hammer is a modkill.
- Transform, and Roll Out!

Asphyxious fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Mar 30, 2015

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.


LOOKING FOR A HOST SERVER...
  1. Anidav
  2. Avshalom
  3. Bifauxnen
  4. Birdstrike
  5. black_tangled
  6. busb
  7. Fruity Gordo
  8. Gough Suppressant
  9. Gwynplaine
  10. Kat Delacour
  11. Milky Moor
  12. Mithranderp
  13. Seagull
  14. SKY COQ
  15. Splode
  16. thatbastardken
  17. Those On My Left
  18. Tirade
  19. Uber Kosh
  20. white mans burping
  21. Zetsubou-san




Asphyxious fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Mar 23, 2015

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.


DAY ONE WILL BE 6 HOURS LONG, FROM 3PM TILL 9PM.


Then the fun begins...

Asphyxious fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Mar 24, 2015

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.


GENERATING ROLE DATA



GAME BEGINS 3PM TOMORROW

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
:siren: ALL ROLE PM'S HAVE NOW BEEN SENT OUT, CONTACT ME FOR ANY QUERIES OR CLARIFICATION:siren:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
WELCOME TO ESCALATION


This will be a little different from other games, so I'll debrief you on the changes.

DAY PHASE

Day will be from 12pm - 12am Melbourne time.

HAMMER

We are NOT playing to Hammer. Most votes at deadline wins. Tied votes = both die.

THE FLIP

The flip will be broadcast the following day. Don't stay up late killing yourself for a reveal, just go to bed. Take it easy. Flip will occur before noon.

NIGHT PHASE

Night Phase will be at least a full 24 hours, as opposed to my usual 3 hours. Gives all of you geared up robots time to mull over your skills and targets.

This means you'll only be posting in the thread every OTHER day.

DAY ONE

Day one will be from 3pm to 9pm Melbourne time TODAY.

HELP!!

Confused about anything? Please send me a PM, I'm more than happy to clarify any concerns you have about the game and your roles.

It's better to check in advance than be told "you can't do that" after trying to use an ability.

GAME BEGINS SHORTLY

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS GAME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx6FV2qR2TY

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
EPILOGUE: PROLOGUE

After the last effort to leave the planet CYBERTRON was thwarted by the warmongering COMBATICONS, MEGATRON and ONSLAUGHT set about destroying the ships, stranding AUTOBOT and DECEPTICON alike on the war-torn planet FOREVER.


With the battle over, the combined forces of the Autobots and Decepticons had time to recover from their deaths, apparently, and now realise they are stranded.


Or so it seemed.


ONE ship remained. One final ARK, loaded up with some of Cybertron's finest minds and dedicated colonists. However you are a solider, and as such have no place on this one last ship of hope.




IRONHIDE: "Sorry little buddy, this ship ain't got the space fer a military detachment, I'd say it's only got space fer four t' five soldiers tops. Ya ain't gettin' on board."

Yeah, that's what he thinks!



All around the Ark, Autobots and Decepticons use TELETRAAN-1 access points to equip themselves for the brutal battle ahead.



Old alliances are forgotten. Subtelty is thrown out the window. There are only two options: Fight your way onto the ship, or die with the planet.

No matter the cost, YOU will survive!!


WAVE ONE BEGINS

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Zetsubou-san posted:

##vote Kat Delacour


This vote just tripped all of my sensor arrays, why vote on a silent player when silence on D1 is a modkill? It seems scummier than wmb's vote on Fruity which my onboard AMD* flagged as a "jokevote"


*Amusing Message Detector

I actually removed silence on day one being modkill because it's like 6 hours and it's just day one chill.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Avs said she wouldn't be able to play but changed her mind.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

Hey Gaspy/Milky, who are the antagonists in the game you're screencapping from? Are they on Transformers Wiki?

Also it looks fun, do people still play Online?

I taking the screenshots from the game, who do you want to know is who?


Also yeah people still play multiplayer

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

You said Autobots and Decepticons are fighting together to get onto the last Ark. Are you also implying that the antagonists in this mafia are still


?

No that's a call back to the last game.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

I'm asking if I'll find out mafia characters if I look up the game or if your just using screenshots for artistic purposes m

Oh. No it's just a bit of colour.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
ITS WAVE ONE AND WHO'S READY TO FIGHT?!



WARPATH: "YEEHAW I LOVE BEING A TANK, I'M GONNA BLOW STUFF UP AND YELL AT PEOPLE!!"

BUT THEN!



BRAWL: "NOT SO FAST, WARPATH, I TOO LOVE BEING A TANK, BUT I'M GONNA BLOW PEOPLE UP AND YELL AT STUFF!"



BRAWL: "HEY WAITAMINNIT THERE'S A NOTE HERE ON THIS DROPSHIP, IT'S FROM OPTIMUS PRIME!"

WARPATH: "AWWWW YEAH!! WHATSIT SAY??"












BRAWL HAS LOGGED OFF

(RIP MILKY MOOR, TOWN ALIGNED FIVE SHOT VIGILANTE, TWO SHOT BULLETPROOF, ONE SHOT DOUBLEVOTER)

WARPATH HAS LOGGED OFF

(RIP SPLODE, SCUM ALIGNED GUNSMITH, ONE SHOT STRONGMAN, ONE SHOT BULLETPROOF)



NIGHT ONE BEGINS NOW, GET YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS TO ME. WAVE TWO STARTS THIS TIME TOMORROW!!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
:siren: YOU HAVE UNTIL 9AM TOMORROW TO PM ME YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS:siren:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
- WAVE COMPLETE -




WAVE TWO BEGINS!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

Only votes for THATBASTARDKEN or WHITE MANS BURPING will count towards the end of day tally.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Um yeah to clarify ken used an ability this isn't me loving around.


AUTONOMY...

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

anyway do we still have to wait for deadline even though Ken has achieved majority?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

white mans burping posted:

Sphinxy can we have the flip tonight I don't be able to sleep otherwise

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Seagull posted:

bus driving... is bad

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
THE LYNCH HAS FAILED!


THE AUTOBOTS AND DECEPTICONS HUNKER DOWN ON THE BATTLEFIELD AND STEEL THEMSELVES... IT IS TIME FOR NIGHT TWO!!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
:siren:YOU HAVE UNTIL 9AM TOMORROW TO PM ME YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS!:siren:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
IN ONE OF THE SENTRY TOWERS, A WOUNDED COMRADE FINDS A SYMPATHETIC EAR!



SNARL: "Grimlock! Thank Primus you found me! I'm in a critical state!"

GRIMLOCK: "Haha you dumb Snarl, you should have full HP like me Grimlock!"

SNARL: "Wait where are you going! Don't leave me here, I think... I think there's someone in here with me...!

GRIMLOCK: "Uh yeah Snarl, ME here, thought we covered that. Anyway, me open big door to get better view of battle."

KABOOM!



GRIMLOCK: "Puff, Puff. Splutter! Cor! An explodin' blast shield door! Stone the crows, the missus will never believe this 'un!"



GRIMLOCK: "Hey hold on sec, this not fair! Me GRIMLOCK still on max hit-"



GRIMLOCK: "-poooooooooooints!"


SNARL HAS LOGGED OFF

(RIP UBER KOSH, SCUM ALIGNED TRAITOR AND ROLEBLOCKER)

GRIMLOCK HAS LOGGED OFF

(RIP WHITE MANS BURPING, TOWN ALIGNED MASON VIGILANTE)

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
- WAVE COMPLETE -




WAVE THREE BEGINS!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

From now until deadline, only votes for SKY COQ or BUSB will count towards the lynch, even though Coq didn't actually follow his role text like a chump.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

Beep boop, I am a helpful robot. Activate Sensor!
*vibrates violently*

YOU HAVE ACTIVATED THE METABOMB!!

I AM HERE TO TELL YOU HOW MANY SCUM WERE PART OF YESTERDAY'S LYNCH!


...


...



...

THERE WAS NO LYNCH YESTERDAY!!

THANK YOU FOR USING THE METABOMB!!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

My pms had squaresquaresquare lynch. I didn't see your italics Gaspy.

I had no way of knowing that! Maybe in that case question "hey what as that word before "lynch", was it important?"

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Tirade posted:

One thing that these auspolformers games has taught me is that there's some serious transformers lore that I was completely oblivious to. I remember watching the cartoon back in the late eighties but had assumed that nothing had happened between then and Michael Bay.

Stick with the games and in time I will show you... everything.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
:siren: IF I'M NOT AROUND AT DEADLINE TO CLOSE THE THREAD, POSTING AFTER DEADLINE IS A MODKILL:siren:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
I don't give a poo poo: close enough.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
ABOARD THE DECEPTICON ASSAULT SHIP 'NEMESIS'...



MEGATRON: "The ARK has begun liftoff! I shall battle my hated foe Optimus Prime in the most fitting arena... IN SPACE!!"

SOME GUY: "uhh.. I don't see.. I don't see what space has to do with anyth-"

MEGATRON: "SILENCE YOU FOOL! I shall now battle you to the death for your insubordination!"

SOME GUY: "loving HELL!"

MEGATRON: "hhhhh.. I shall have to deal with you later, for I see my hated foe OPTIMUS PRIME on the ship below!"



OPTIMUS PRIME: "'sup?"

MEGATRON: "COWER IN FEAR OPTIMUS, for today you meet your doom... IN SPACE!"



OPTIMUS PRIME: "Megatron, this seems insane even for you, there's about a million things that could go wrong here..."

MEGATRON: "SILENCE! I will not be denied my destiny!!"

THE FIGHT BEGINS!



OPTIMUS PRIME: "Getting your rear end kicked is the right of all sentient you!"

MEGATRON: "ARRRRRRGGHHHH!"

AS THE SHIP LEAVES CYBERTRON'S ORBIT, THE COMBATANTS ARE PULLED TOWARDS THE WHIRLING VOID OF THE SPACE BRIDGE!



MEGATRON: "AAARGHH WHOS STUPID IDEA WAS IT TO FIGHT IN SPACE?!"

OPTIMUS PRIME: "My fellow team mates, I have defeated Megatron, but unfortunately I will not be returning to you. Be strong, and be brave. I know you have it in you to win this. No matter what, I will always be proud of you.."

MEGATRON: "What?! I defeated YOU, you-"



MEGATRON: "- idioooooooooooooot!"





MEGATRON HAS LOGGED OFF

(RIP SKY COQ, TOWN ALIGNED TWO SHOT GLADIATOR, ONE SHOT MENTOR, ONE SHOT ABSORBER, TWO SHOT MOTIVATOR, ONE SHOT VENGEFUL)

OPTIMUS PRIME HAS LOGGED OFF

(RIP THATBASTARDKEN, SCUM ALIGNED ONE SHOT GLADIATOR, ONE SHOT GOVERNOR, GODFATHER)


NIGHT THREE BEGINS NOW, GET YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS TO ME. WAVE FOUR STARTS MIDDAY TOMORROW!!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
:siren: YOU HAVE UNTIL 7AM TOMORROW TO PM ME YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS:siren:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
- WAVE COMPLETE -



JUST UH.. JUST PRETEND KEN AND COQ AREN'T THERE. I'LL FIX IT UP TONIGHT.



WAVE FOUR BEGINS!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

Hey Gaspy, remember you promised to fix the votefinder errors tonight. :v:

Yeah I'll be home in about an hour "tonight" has a ways to go yet.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

busb posted:

Hey Asphyxious can you put the votefinder image into the OP please?????????

Image?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Done.

But why did they call the third Auspolformers game "Auspolformers 2"?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
SOMEONE SNEAKS UP ON BIFAUXNEN AND ATTACHES A DETPACK TO THEIR BACK!!


BIFAUXNEN CAN ONLY LOOK ON IN HORROR AS THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS ON THE HIGH DENSITY EXPLOSIVE DEVICE!!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

oh HOH HOH POST EDITING???

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Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
IT'S COOL, PROCEED.

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