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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this


here it is

the thread for veterans

it is a place for vets to post

vets will get fat

and grow beards

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWWsWP9bPAg

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quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003



works for me.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I'm making GBS threads as I write this

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




Zeris posted:

I'm making GBS threads as I write this

reported for shitposting

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Zeris posted:

I'm making GBS threads as I write this

March Veteran's Thread - i'm making GBS threads as i write this

Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004



I'm at work on this loving Sunday posting on the internet while letting you all know you can suck my dick from the back.

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008


1 more year of IRR. :3:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT



Zeris posted:

I'm making GBS threads as I write this

same

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.


stop getting fat you pieces of poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT9yEHOjYjU

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Mar 1, 2015

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

i weighed 190 when i got out and ballooned up to 210 in the first few months. then i had blood work done and found out i was an unhealthy slob. i told the doc to stop fat shaming me.

now im down to 185.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


rip wesley willis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mLiBViw0U

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this


Mother fuckin sgt. Slaughter



Tryin to get on terminal lance

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

i'm tired of having a gut, yeah i got loving lazy as poo poo after getting out. gonna start going to the gym and peep butts while i get fit.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


Mike-o posted:

i'm tired of having a gut, yeah i got loving lazy as poo poo after getting out. gonna start going to the gym and peep butts while i get fit.

the trick is to get swole titties shoulders and arms to offset the gut then it doesnt look as outta place

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005



awww vet life, cuz i dont give a fuuuuckkk

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Fart Sandwiches posted:

Mother fuckin sgt. Slaughter



Tryin to get on terminal lance

Fat Mac

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011



I can't make myself give a poo poo about any of my classes this semester. what the gently caress

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this



I'm in bulk mode

Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004



Lol you guys are fat

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


MurderBot posted:

Lol you guys are fat

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this


MurderBot posted:

Lol you guys are fat

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.




Sugartime Jones

Me IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkoPq5AOCOA

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


could be worse

we could still be in the military

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

could be worse

we could still be in the military

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

it's my right as a veteran to be a lazy piece of poo poo, get fat, and live off government welfare

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

could be worse

we could still be in the military

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



MurderBot posted:

Lol you guys are fat

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


What's the verdict, N4i? Are you man enough to summit Fart Sandwiches?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this


totally NOT GAY but it is of great concern how attractive I am to gay dudes. More of a self esteem boost than women finding me attractive because I at least tricked one idiot lady to find me attractive enough (8 years ago) to marry

edit: NOT GAY

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Fart Sandwiches posted:

totally NOT GAY but it is of great concern how attractive I am to gay dudes. More of a self esteem boost than women finding me attractive because I at least tricked one idiot lady to find me attractive enough (8 years ago) to marry

edit: NOT GAY

Fag

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this


Buzz feed but it's pretty funny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7StVvbFOU

non military people don't get phrases we have all used (although "jody boy" gets a definite wtf who adds boy on the end)

Their definition of balls watch (or balls-thirty) was off to me. I thought it was because all 0s look like balls but they explain it like you are nodding off looking at your balls. Maybe I'm super dumb (likely)

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


That air force guy looked pretty cool

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene


SperginMcBadposter posted:

I can't make myself give a poo poo about any of my classes this semester. what the gently caress

Yeah spring semester is bullshit. Been getting toasted like erryday

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Fart Sandwiches posted:

Buzz feed but it's pretty funny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7StVvbFOU

non military people don't get phrases we have all used (although "jody boy" gets a definite wtf who adds boy on the end)

Their definition of balls watch (or balls-thirty) was off to me. I thought it was because all 0s look like balls but they explain it like you are nodding off looking at your balls. Maybe I'm super dumb (likely)

I know of the balls one in a different context. Any AWACS of ours that had a tail number like 83-0008 (RIP lol) was known as "Balls 8."

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


Helldump Immunity. posted:

That air force guy looked pretty cool

the mexican with the yellow bandana bring shame upon the corpse

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011



Fart Sandwiches posted:

Buzz feed but it's pretty funny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7StVvbFOU

non military people don't get phrases we have all used (although "jody boy" gets a definite wtf who adds boy on the end)

Their definition of balls watch (or balls-thirty) was off to me. I thought it was because all 0s look like balls but they explain it like you are nodding off looking at your balls. Maybe I'm super dumb (likely)

lmao vets.png

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.


Fart Sandwiches posted:

totally NOT GAY but it is of great concern how attractive I am to gay dudes. More of a self esteem boost than women finding me attractive because I at least tricked one idiot lady to find me attractive enough (8 years ago) to marry

edit: NOT GAY

I was joking around once at a party about how i'd gently caress me, right then a gay dude walked in the room and said "i wouldn't"

that cut deep.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

elite_garbage_man posted:

I was joking around once at a party about how i'd gently caress me, right then a gay dude walked in the room and said "i wouldn't"

that cut deep.

dusted

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN


I have a research paper due tomorrow.

This isn't what I signed up for.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Good thing you have that case of MONSTER ENERGY under your desk, right?

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012


Spicy Guacamole posted:

Good thing you have that case of MONSTER ENERGY under your desk, right?

rip its my man

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