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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Master Bateman posted:

PBR is $3 in the bar I go to. Which is pretty drat good for Waikiki.

You live in Hawaii? Congrats on winning life. I'll be in Honolulu for vacation next week. Any recommendations for food/night life?

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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Depends on what you're looking for. There are classy places and hold in the wall shitholes. What's your preference?

Id prefer not to get beat up by BJ Penn so classy.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Master Bateman posted:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/ono-seafood-honolulu

Best poke ever and the superbowl (extra poke) is under $10 never frozen. Takeout and there are two picnic tables out front. I go at least 3 days a week.

Yes. This exactly what I'm looking for. I'm obsessed with poke. I have even made it at home with frozen yellowfin steaks. Thanks for the recommendation I will definitely check it out.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Mr. Nice! posted:

If you have time to go up to north shore, Giovanni's shrimp truck is always a great stop and so is ted's bakery.


As far as honolulu bars, it depends on your scene. Do you want a club or do you want a smoky bar? You're going to see military people everywhere anywhere you go. You're more likely to get into a fight with them than most locals unless you're being an exceptional jackass.

I want to bang stare awkwardly at hot late 20s/ early 30s tourist chicks.

E: the only remotely rude person I ran into last time I was there was a white dude with long hair that seemed to get legit upset when my friends were encouraging me to move there. He said "By all means have fun here, but just make sure you LEAVE". It was one of those things were you could tell he wasn't really kidding when he said it. I heard haoles are worse than natives about people moving there most of the time.

Bulky Bartokomous fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Mar 7, 2015

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

sometime before we decided the italians were white.

What do you mean decided?

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.


I kid. I kid.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Professor Bling posted:

explains why i like fuckin' white women so much

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

The woman of Hawaii seem to be cool with thong bikini bottoms. Life owns.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Being a tourist on Tinder in Oahu is like being military in Savannah in terms of most women having a default rule about wanting nothing to do with you.

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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Master Bateman posted:

We don't like your kind me around here, boy.

I can't really blame them, or you tbh.

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