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rip wesley willis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mLiBViw0U
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 19:32 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:20 |
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Good thing you have that case of MONSTER ENERGY under your desk, right?
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 08:04 |
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It's OK, Deathy. You made the right decision. You're still one of us.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 17:03 |
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You're either gettin' the weenie or you're not gettin' the weenie. There's no such thing as "I'm only gay one weekend a month, two weeks a year."
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 22:14 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:welcome to somethingawful, let me point you towards GBS so you can see how wrong you are
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 02:06 |
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The Rat posted:On my first contract, one of the Ugandans on the opposing shift team literally had a heart attack and died at age 40 from Rip It overdose. They found him in his room, on his cot, dead, bowels voided, surrounded by Rip It cans.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 04:01 |
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Cole posted:in basic training they give you twice the amount of food as everyone else if you are underweight. I have really high metabolism, though, so it's tough for me to keep both fat and muscle.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 23:31 |
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Kill all hipsters.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 07:40 |
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Anything that comes in a can or a bottle that isn't brown is poo poo beer hth
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 19:01 |
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Yep, that's what I said. Sorry about your canned piss, brah.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 19:51 |
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Not trying to sound (too) beer snobby. I don't see how you guys could actually enjoy Peebers or Coors or any of those. But, hey, 'merica, drink whatever you like.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 20:47 |
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Painsaw posted:Thank you wife, for managing to put windshield wiper fluid in the radiator and then destroy the clutch of the car we were about to sell. All in one day. How?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 01:33 |
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Why is GiP last in the forums list? WE SERVED ARE CONTRY WE SHOULD BE FIRST BA GAWD
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 01:39 |
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Subarus own. Jeeps are for scrubs. VW... lol. Ask me about: not getting stuck ever straight and gay chicks alike diggin' my whip so much room for activities not pulling the engine to do a clutch job lol gently caress that the best fart noises a car can make not being a pathetic scrub who complains about the weather
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 06:20 |
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More chicks need to work on cars.Nostalgia4Dicks posted:So aside from Subaru what are the decent brands these days. Mazda? Hyundai? Seems like Honda and Toyota aren't the 300k mile beasts from the 80s and 90s anymore
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 07:19 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:new lincoln continental
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 20:30 |
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Slim Pickens posted:Welp, looks like I'm single again. Dunno when I should start hitting up tinder, i agreed to get a place together and get a dog like a dumbshit so it's gonna take a while to sort out.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 08:37 |
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I met a previous girlfriend through OKC. It's not bad at all once you just filter out the fatties. Both their website and the app make it super easy to hide any chicks that look like they belong in the ocean.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 21:43 |
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Please don't post my ladyfriends' pics tia
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 22:04 |
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JSARSOM posted:In the future terrorists will be SJWs and intelligence agencies/contractors will need gender studies analysts.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1agaZinJHg
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 21:21 |
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Fuckin' a, prof, there's a reason why we use computers to design more computer circuits instead of doodling them by hand on test papers. Between that, the physics exam, ~4 hours of sleep, and a software update almost entirely disabling my phone last night, you'd think today was a Monday. But hey, got 'em done, and since I was able to get the phone's WiFi working in school, it has somehow magically regained the ability to connect to cell networks. One more lecture and one more lab to go!
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 18:11 |
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Vasudus posted:why isn't the dead man profile in the op forever
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 18:49 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:Mods please rename me to "Hella Strong Butt Game"
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 00:37 |
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welp, since the dudes who were responsible for maintaining and building the version of cyanogenmod that broke my phone stopped doing their jobs about two months ago, it looks like i'm gonna go off the deep end and roll my own phone software maaybe this will be good karma points for a cs student??? going full nerd right here
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 04:16 |
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Hahaha that list is wayyy too short.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 18:03 |
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jfc
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 02:28 |
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the gently caress am i gonna do with all this candy then
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:04 |
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ded posted:
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 06:26 |
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What's that, you say? People need dying? You've come to the right place! Boy, doc, have I got a solution for you!
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 07:16 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:im glad my back and legs are only mildly hosed up, just need to watch how much heavy poo poo im picking up and how
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 03:43 |
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Stroking my beard right now. Don't have to get up before dawn. Gonna spend most of tomorrow working on car. Life is good.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 06:16 |
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Whole bunch of dudes in this thread who secretly wish they were Irish today.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 22:52 |
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Please don't become a Masshole.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 01:18 |
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Have they voted on it again?
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 02:36 |
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Use WASD to line up outside the arms room.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 18:42 |
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Mission Failed You did not call "At Ease" quickly enough.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 19:06 |
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Civ life status: man, this corned beef owns.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 21:08 |
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Irish beard does what Irish beard wants. It has a mind of its own.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 21:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:20 |
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Just as it was finally starting to warm up a little bit... it snowed again today. gently caress New York.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2015 04:05 |