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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
rip wesley willis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mLiBViw0U

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Good thing you have that case of MONSTER ENERGY under your desk, right?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's OK, Deathy. You made the right decision. You're still one of us. :)

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You're either gettin' the weenie or you're not gettin' the weenie. There's no such thing as "I'm only gay one weekend a month, two weeks a year."

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Icon Of Sin posted:

welcome to somethingawful, let me point you towards GBS so you can see how wrong you are
Neckbeards aren't real beards.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

The Rat posted:

On my first contract, one of the Ugandans on the opposing shift team literally had a heart attack and died at age 40 from Rip It overdose. They found him in his room, on his cot, dead, bowels voided, surrounded by Rip It cans.
Welp.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Cole posted:

in basic training they give you twice the amount of food as everyone else if you are underweight.

loving hated those skinny fucks for that.
Hell yes. This was me. I put peanut butter on loving everything... and it worked! :getin:

I have really high metabolism, though, so it's tough for me to keep both fat and muscle. :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Kill all hipsters.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Anything that comes in a can or a bottle that isn't brown is poo poo beer hth

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Yep, that's what I said. Sorry about your canned piss, brah.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Not trying to sound (too) beer snobby. I don't see how you guys could actually enjoy Peebers or Coors or any of those. But, hey, 'merica, drink whatever you like.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Painsaw posted:

Thank you wife, for managing to put windshield wiper fluid in the radiator and then destroy the clutch of the car we were about to sell. All in one day.

Anyone want to help me replace a Volkswagen clutch? I just need someone to support with additional poo poo talking, I don't think I've got enough profanity to cover it all by myself :suicide:

I've lived through some terrible poo poo, but this car is what's making me consider suck starting my sidearm (not really)
:stare:

How?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Why is GiP last in the forums list? WE SERVED ARE CONTRY WE SHOULD BE FIRST BA GAWD
Because it's the newest. :confused:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Subarus own. Jeeps are for scrubs. VW... lol. Ask me about:

not getting stuck ever

straight and gay chicks alike diggin' my whip

so much room for activities

not pulling the engine to do a clutch job lol gently caress that

the best fart noises a car can make

not being a pathetic scrub who complains about the weather

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
More chicks need to work on cars.



:shlick:

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

So aside from Subaru what are the decent brands these days. Mazda? Hyundai? Seems like Honda and Toyota aren't the 300k mile beasts from the 80s and 90s anymore
Hyundai's Genesis Coupe is pretty rad, if that's the sort of thing you're into.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

new lincoln continental

GROSS
I'm trying to eat my lunch here, thanks.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Slim Pickens posted:

Welp, looks like I'm single again. Dunno when I should start hitting up tinder, i agreed to get a place together and get a dog like a dumbshit so it's gonna take a while to sort out.
Welcome back to the club.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I met a previous girlfriend through OKC. It's not bad at all once you just filter out the fatties. Both their website and the app make it super easy to hide any chicks that look like they belong in the ocean.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Please don't post my ladyfriends' pics tia

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

JSARSOM posted:

In the future terrorists will be SJWs and intelligence agencies/contractors will need gender studies analysts.
TRANNINT

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1agaZinJHg

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Fuckin' a, prof, there's a reason why we use computers to design more computer circuits instead of doodling them by hand on test papers. :suicide:

Between that, the physics exam, ~4 hours of sleep, and a software update almost entirely disabling my phone last night, you'd think today was a Monday. But hey, got 'em done, and since I was able to get the phone's WiFi working in school, it has somehow magically regained the ability to connect to cell networks. :woop: One more lecture and one more lab to go!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Vasudus posted:

why isn't the dead man profile in the op forever

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Mods please rename me to "Hella Strong Butt Game"

e: seriously, I don't loving care

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
welp, since the dudes who were responsible for maintaining and building the version of cyanogenmod that broke my phone stopped doing their jobs about two months ago, it looks like i'm gonna go off the deep end and roll my own phone software :catdrugs:

maaybe this will be good karma points for a cs student??? going full nerd right here

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hahaha that list is wayyy too short.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
jfc

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
the gently caress am i gonna do with all this candy then

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ded posted:



TRIBUTE

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
What's that, you say? People need dying? You've come to the right place! Boy, doc, have I got a solution for you!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

im glad my back and legs are only mildly hosed up, just need to watch how much heavy poo poo im picking up and how

all you guys with super hosed up backs are a bummer :smith:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Stroking my beard right now. Don't have to get up before dawn. Gonna spend most of tomorrow working on car. Life is good.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Whole bunch of dudes in this thread who secretly wish they were Irish today. :smugdog:

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Mar 17, 2015

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Please don't become a Masshole.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Have they voted on it again?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Use WASD to line up outside the arms room.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Mission Failed

You did not call "At Ease" quickly enough.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Civ life status: man, this corned beef owns.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Irish beard does what Irish beard wants. It has a mind of its own.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just as it was finally starting to warm up a little bit... it snowed again today. gently caress New York.

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