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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Mother fuckin sgt. Slaughter



Tryin to get on terminal lance

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MurderBot posted:

Lol you guys are fat

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What's the verdict, N4i? Are you man enough to summit Fart Sandwiches?

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Buzz feed but it's pretty funny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7StVvbFOU

non military people don't get phrases we have all used (although "jody boy" gets a definite wtf who adds boy on the end)

Their definition of balls watch (or balls-thirty) was off to me. I thought it was because all 0s look like balls but they explain it like you are nodding off looking at your balls. Maybe I'm super dumb (likely)

I know of the balls one in a different context. Any AWACS of ours that had a tail number like 83-0008 (RIP lol) was known as "Balls 8."

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I know of one GiPper who shamefully retreated back to the military as a reservist. I won't name names because being back in the military is punishment enough.

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Casimir Radon posted:

Was he a Bloomin' Onion(TM) technician?

No. This was very recent.

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MurderBot posted:

The best way to get big calves is to get morbidly obese, walk around and live life, then drop an obscene amount of weight.

Goons know the one trick for sick calves.

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Vasudus posted:

In at 112, out at 174. I'm at like 160 right now. Moderately in shape, getting better though.

It was cool to hulk out of my clothes I wore in high school when I came back from OSUT.

112?! At what height?

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Professor Bling posted:

Beardchat: spent Sunday and most of Monday showing an old AF bud + his roommate around Chicago; they'd grabbed a hostel in Wicker Park.

My buddy kept giving me weird looks because fuckin' of course all the bars in Wicker Park are filled with beards, flannel/denim shirts, and pub caps, which is all I fuckin' packed also.


It was like i had inadvertently dressed up for a "poo poo hipster" theme party all night. Still got laid though.






welp that's my story

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I stick to a bar on Irving and Ashland. A distinct lack of hipsters. I'm moving out of Wrigleyville here in May. Wicker Park is not on the approved area list.

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Dec 30, 2010

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I gladly drink High Life when it's 3 bucks.

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Zeris posted:

Um wicker park is beyond gentrified. Hipster danger areas are Pilsen, Ukie village and Logan square.

Source: gently caress you

Logan Square is alright. Good bars.

How many Chicago GiP dudes are there? Seems like there's a few of us.

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Dec 30, 2010

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Small Town Brewery puts out a 10% draft root beer-type thing. Surprisingly good, and excellent for getting hammered in short order.

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Dec 30, 2010

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Road tripped 5000 miles from Oklahoma City to Anchorage in my 98 Cherokee Sport. Outside of an over heating issue in Las Vegas, it ran like a champ.

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

My wife's grand cherokee laredo was basically the biggest pile of poo poo i ever had to deal with

including military vehicles

Did you keep up with maintenance properly or just pencil whip the 1800?!

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Cole posted:

my family is from palermo

guess you can call me your nigga

So is mine.

Oh god are we related?

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:psyboom:

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I hope Nazi Grandpa Bloopers pounded a few of Cole's lady relatives.

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Mike-o posted:

at least we didn't get a degree in gender studies

Or rhetoric.

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The VA has informed me that it'll be 90 days or less till I get my rating. Is that something they adhere to and also do I get back pay from my DOS?

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50 degree weather has brought a hella strong butt game to campus this week.

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My final for a class about non-profit organizations is to build a paper npo and to present it. I'm creating a fictional veteran support organization called Pets For Vets where therapy dogs are given to veterans in need. I know it already exists and I don't give a poo poo. It'll be a 7 minute powerpoint full of dog photos. Roscoe and Monty included.

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Delizin posted:

haha glad to see you guys are still enjoying my old profile. I'm still alive for the moment at least. Got my 100% VA rating, but the bastards only back paid me to August when I got out and filed my claim in January of last year, so gotta appeal that now.

What's a 100% rating net you each month?

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Delizin posted:

A little over 3 grand each month, then the fed kicks in another 1k+ because I'm too hosed up to be able to hold down a job until I can find a doctor that can treat me instead of trying to murder me like the VA docs.

Goddamn. Well I hope you get the treatment you need.

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

realtalk if you need a specific shot of roscoe that i could do inside a house lemme know and i will do what i can (dogpark is shut down due to 9 feet of snow there so itd be tough to get action shots)

Roscoe wearing a patrol cap would be adorable.

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Dec 30, 2010

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Boeing aircraft were designed in mind for people who were roughly 5'7". I could move around the jet and the lower lobes like a goddamn cat while other crew members struggled to find space.

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Dec 30, 2010

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All of my classes wrap up this week and finals don't start till next week. I've lucked into a two week spring break. Hell, even my internship is over tomorrow.

Civ life owns.

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And the agency I interned with gave me an overwhelming recommendation for hire so that's cool.

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Vasudus posted:

So uh, how is weather in Alaska in June?

Because I'm going to be all over the state at various military posts for like two weeks.

ninja edit: :lol: per diem is 275+ :lol:

It'll be wonderful. Usually in the 60s and sunny. June and July are the best months to visit. If you're hitting up Anchorage, I'll shoot you a list of places to eat at.

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Humpy's is legit good. Glacier Brewhouse owns, too.

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iyaayas01 posted:

Same, although our lists would probably contain a lot of repeats. Check out the Snow Goose and make sure you sit upstairs for the view.

I miss AK in the summer.

Snow city? Was that the hipster breakfast place?

And what was the awesome sandwich place? I went there a bunch while hanging out in base lodging.

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Yea Brown Bag owned. Krazy Moose in Wasilla was excellent as well.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

n4i probate blue squares tia

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blue squares posted:

Mostly because I had a question and despite whatever else goes on, people in this forum are usually still really helpful about that kind of thing for fellow vets.
edit: anyway I'm not trying to come post in here every day or anything. Just thought you guys might have some lesser known insights into good summer jobs that pay well.

Serious answer: internships. Even better option: don't take summer off from school. College is your job.

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Interstellar is out for download.

That goddamn wave planet. :stare:

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Why didn't you sleep?

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Godholio posted:

A great loving movie.

The wave planet and the docking sequence are extremely my poo poo.

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blue squares posted:

I forgot about that thing but it's more we're going to run out of fish and farm food and there will be lots of flooding. I took an ecology class with an admittedly pessimistic professor (actually this guys http://www.foxnews.com/story/2006/04/05/professor-many-humans-have-to-die-for-earth-to-live/) who persuaded me pretty well that we are hosed.

No one has ever heard of a college professor with an agenda.

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A bunch of Interstellar screen caps I took for desktop wallpaper purposes.















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LeoMarr posted:

Please make some for 3840x1080 these are amazing.

Source is 1080p.

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