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ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

only gay on days that end with the letter y

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 21:25

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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 08:58

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

the mixed ~seasonal~ case of sam adams i got is pretty ok for fake microbrew

costco owns for good cheap beers

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 07:09

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

one time i had sleet and heavy winds while driving my jeep. my gf was flipping out saying i should pull over and wait. lmbo

thats about the only thing i miss about the jeep, not giving a flying gently caress what the conditions are

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 04:08

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

my jeep was a steaming pile of poo poo that did nothing but cost ridic money

only 1 thing broke while in warranty, the radiator at ~3,000 miles

it was a 2006 and i sold it at 58k miles and got 11.5k for it, whomever got it after that was going to have to replace the transmission and most likely other things soon after

loving thing costed me about 6-8k in repairs

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 05:44

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

my gfs honda is at like 80k miles with zero issues so far and she drives the gently caress out of it on surface streets only no highways

my mustang is at 5k with no issues yet! :911:

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 05:55

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

i think that poo poo is all subsidized right now

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 06:00

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

THE TRUTH ABOUT STEEL BEAMS AND JET FUEL

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 02:36

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Zeris posted:

Holly let me know if you want fact checking on your powerpoint I miss working with the dogs

So I really meant it earlier when I said theres a very very goony 6'5" submarine vet who claims he got out in 2013 with a general or oth (I forget which) in my yoga teacher training class. He also claims his height on a sub has trashed the right side of his body and has major joint issues as a result. I made the mistake of outing myself as former army and I think he wants to be friends now. He told me most of the above in confidence so I hope he's not a goon actually please be a goon.

He claims his discharge was due to sad brain induced drinking hijinks from awful awful submarine duty. I don't know anything about the navy but my gut instinct is that he sucks.

Moral of the story most veterans just like people in general usually suck.

To be 6'5" on a sub you need a waiver. My boat had a NAV (o-4) who was 6'4" and that dude never walked fully upright. Even at my height of 5'11" I had problems at times.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 14:55

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

man i miss my 62 ford econoline van

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 05:09

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

TRIBUTE

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 05:11

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

you should watch vikings

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 08:45

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

i have to deal with 2 birthdays today

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 20:09

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Oregon is a poo poo state right?

theres a position opening in the nw corner of the state for the company i work at and i dont want to move at all but itd make me much more resolute if someone told me it was full of antivaxxers and poo poo

do you like trees and rain?

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 21:55

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

it is a nice state really, but they are jerks to people who move there and apparently are turning into morons about vaccinations

# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 22:16

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Your LES has several errors, stand in line at admin and hope you make it to the front before they leave for lunch at 10am because they won't be back till after 2!

# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 17:48

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Press A to jerk it while alone on midwatch.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 18:34

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Civ Life Status : Currently slow cooking soup for 8 hrs in a crockpot

# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 20:25

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Good that you dudes are getting moneys. Too bad you had to get hosed up to get it.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 00:33

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

today i am cooking a few pounds of ribs for my mommas birthday

sam adams cold snap was on sale too bonus

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 00:35

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Hardware Wars is now on amazon prime :siren:

When I was a kid we would watch that on one of those old reel to reel movie players in school, like back in uhhh long time ago.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 19:44

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

weird poo poo i think about while driving

the universe is in constant state of expansion/contraction right? so time flows forward and backward depending on its state. if this is not the first time it has done this, then everything ever done really is ore-ordained and fate is real.

in fact i may have posted this millions of times and would never know

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 02:52

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

holocaust bloopers posted:

Time cannot flow backwards. It can slow down, but it cannot be reversed. That's my understanding anyway.

you haven't watched Mr. Nobody have you????

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 03:06

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

its a weird mind gently caress of a movie

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 03:11

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I used to have lamps like that. Well, the ex-wife bought lamps like that. What I'm getting at here is: fat, likely has cats, "open relationship" involves a vibrator she calls "Bob" because she thinks she's clever.

Calling it now. Don't ride that moped.

E: Holy poo poo my resolution shot up and why the gently caress are you showing us your worst local trannies

lmbo

# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 05:58

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Soon as my terminal leave was up I threw all my loving uniforms away cept my dress blues. Then I lost those with all the moving I had to do later on. Oh well!

# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 02:07

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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 08:58

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'm keeping my uniforms. Not for me. Grand kids.

I don't think anyone wants to ever see dungarees.

I lost my medals, awards, and evals too. If I ever care enough I can just buy the ones I earned.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 02:25

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