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Former host of Dateline nbc's How to Catch a Predator Chris Hansen will be hosting a new television program about catching would-be homegrown terrorists. According to Mr.Hansen's pr manager, the show will revolve around a local internet justice group posing as isis recruiters on the internet. The group, called iifj (Isis impersonation for justice) will attempt to recruit impressionable people via internet chat rooms. The suspects will then be supplied with a fake airline ticket to the middle east. The subject will then board a fake commercial airline cabin, only to be confronted by Chris Motherfucking Hansen himself. Hansen will read off a printout of the chat log, and then fbi agents will proceed to arrest the suspect and ship him/her off to gitmo.
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Mar 1, 2015 19:51
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thats basically already what the fbi does to catch them except no tv show. might as well
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Mar 1, 2015 20:07
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Would watch
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Mar 1, 2015 21:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElTgT35fZWs
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Mar 1, 2015 21:53
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This is news to me!
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Mar 1, 2015 21:55
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I had to go Google this to make sure it wasn't fake. I can't imagine anyone allowing Chris Hansen on t.v. ever again after he did more to protect pedophiles then he did to put them away.
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Mar 1, 2015 21:57
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Why don't you have a  right over there?
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Mar 1, 2015 21:58
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This sounds sick, would watch, cmon op when is it premiering
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Mar 1, 2015 21:58
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I've got a date with Chris Hansen tonight, OP. So excited!
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Mar 1, 2015 22:06
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What's the terrorist equivalent of showing up with wine coolers and condoms?
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Mar 1, 2015 22:10
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Remember how all the internet dudes were crying because that show made a pedo kill himself lol
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Mar 1, 2015 22:12
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I said come in! posted:I had to go Google this to make sure it wasn't fake. I can't imagine anyone allowing Chris Hansen on t.v. ever again after he did more to protect pedophiles then he did to put them away.
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Mar 1, 2015 22:15
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Volume posted:Would watch
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Mar 1, 2015 22:36
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ArbitraryC posted:What did he do to protect pedophiles? off camera he let them bang 8 year olds in order to secure their cooperation with how to catch a predator he sold the videos of the sex to other molestors on the black market
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Mar 1, 2015 22:37
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I said come in! posted:I had to go Google this to make sure it wasn't fake. I can't imagine anyone allowing Chris Hansen on t.v. ever again after he did more to protect pedophiles then he did to put them away. It isn't? 
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Mar 1, 2015 22:38
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Anatharon posted:It isn't? I can't find anything on the google
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Mar 1, 2015 22:40
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try this link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/account.php?action=logout
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Mar 1, 2015 22:57
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This will work this time cause the CIA will make these people disappear and we won't have to worry about them getting off on technicalities like on To Catch A Predator.
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Mar 1, 2015 23:10
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proclick 
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Mar 1, 2015 23:14
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See,ms to confirm some thingsd.
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Mar 1, 2015 23:16
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this is why child predators should wear bomb vests at all times
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Mar 1, 2015 23:18
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he's gonna get stabbed in the jugular by a ululating british teen in a niqab
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Mar 1, 2015 23:23
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We'll be like the FBI and offer some guys from the project 200 grand to do stuff and call it a terrorist plot utterly foiled.
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Mar 1, 2015 23:24
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Why don't you have a prayer rug right over there
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Mar 1, 2015 23:31
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donkey salami posted:Why don't you have a prayer rug right over there
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Mar 1, 2015 23:33
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eenie meenie miney *KABLOOOIE* that was the only episode
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Mar 1, 2015 23:34
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i can only hope that he gets beheaded on camera.
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Mar 1, 2015 23:36
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will the fbi tackle the dudes while they leave the airplane
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Mar 1, 2015 23:46
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he should make a new show called to catch a moderator
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Mar 1, 2015 23:49
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I like how in to catch a predator they sometimes used the mission complete music from vice city when Chris walked into the room to confront the pedos
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Mar 1, 2015 23:55
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The Twinkie Czar posted:What's the terrorist equivalent of showing up with wine coolers and condoms? Showing up with wine coolers and condoms. 
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