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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Bina posted:

If you don't love Katya, something is seriously wrong with you.
Katya's Twitter feed is basically made up entirely of Eraserhead screenshots and Larry King retweets and it's my favorite thing ever.

I'm off the bat weary of Max because I backed Milk for season 6 for far, far too long. If she makes it past episode 3, someone better pin her down and force her to wear a non-grey wig. Ginger Minj busted out more varied looks in the premiere episode than Darrienne Lake in her entire run. I'm exited for Trixie specifically because of how off putting the makeup is and I can't wait to see Miss Fame stumble into the dirt the moment any challenge requires a personality outside of bitchy.

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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Tempest DuJour was a dead ringer for Fred Gwynne and it was weirding me out the entire time.

Munster realness.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I'm pretty sure they shifted Untucked to day-after-on-youtube just so RuPaul could say "See you next tuesday" during the end credits.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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There's something highly unsettling about Trixie Mattel to me and I'm 100% into it. She's like Diane Ladd smearing the lipstick all over her face in Wild at Heart.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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the escape goat posted:

it'd be rad if she is; it's weird how bisexuality is completely downplayed everywhere lately.
or maybe it's just a Portland thing...
Portland Bi representin'. :getin:

And by representin' I mean I just kind of shrug and go "Eh, I guess," so maybe I'm the problem.

I've been obnoxiously overhyped on Katya since day one, but I have no idea if she could take it all. I'm waiting for Snatch Game before I put my money on any one queen, but I definitely agree on Katya/Violet/Trixie. Even if Violet is basically a monster in the talking heads segments.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I had no idea how to feel about Pearl. She seemed drolly funny at moments (full-on Detox flashbacks when the eye started twitching) and then completely oblivious in a kind of charming way another second, but now the truth is out: stone cold dumdum. Like, Gia Gunn not knowing what a Delorean is, that's so much more forgivable.

Ru cackling like an absolute loving maniac during the whole safety video thing was like a king(/queen) howling at a court jester in the middle ages is basically the greatest thing ever.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I was 100% on board with Jasmine taking Ms. Fame to task for not knowing how to perform, but she was spewing out truly heinous poo poo in the first five minutes of the episode, goddrat.

Also: talking poo poo about not being able to perform and then... Not being able to perform.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Nihonniboku posted:

Jiggly Caliente guest starred on Broad City tonight as the shop keeper at a wig shop.
This is amazing.

Also: I can watch the Shakesqueer videos over and over again in comparison to the Chaz Bono interview challenge from last season, which I've only watched one time because it makes me hide under a blanket, completely mortified for Trinity K. Bonet. When Ru said this acting challenge was the worst debacle in Drag Race history, I immediately thought about the whole Chaz/Chad thing.

And then cringed for five minutes straight at the memory.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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notaspy posted:

But gently caress me how bad do you have to be that RU had to unload like that, it was painful.
I want the full 20 minutes of Ru tearing into the queens more than I want the missing Watergate tapes.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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The Apple is truly the greatest film of all time. I even managed to track down the soundtrack on vinyl. Nobody will walk away disappointed by it, guaranteed.


EDIT: It's an excellent Rifftrax, but everyone owes it to themselves to go in without the accompaniment first to really appreciate the bugfuck lunacy and songs about methamphetamine.
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Mar 25, 2015

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I'm not really a fan of Kathy Griffin, but I could watch her tear into Queens for lousy hack shtick forever. She was 100% on point. Well, 95%.

I liked the Danny DeVito joke. :colbert:

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I can't actually watch the show until tomorrow, but I just walked in to make sure that, yes, Kandy Ho is gone.

I was just assuming that poo poo, but I'm glad to have confirmation.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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The shocked-question RuPaul voice (Bring back my... GIRLS?!/Celebrity guest judge...MERLE GINSBERG?!) is the greatest addition to Drag Race Season 7 and I want it to be in every episode.

Max, gently caress off with your tiny umbrella, are you kidding me..

EDIT: Ahahaha, Kandy Ho's hair poking out the back of her RuPaul wig.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Apr 8, 2015

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to fit "a worm stole my credit card ONCCEEEE" into as many conversations as I can.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I'm guessing Katya MUST be in the top three considering the effort she's putting into the social media aspect, she's really building up a base who could drop a decent voting chunk by the final episode that really doesn't ultimately matter because it's all Ru, but still.

Or I just really want Katya to win. I hope it's both. :allears:

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Vertigo Ambrosia posted:

Why do you think Violet's going soon? She's rarely severely criticized, especially for runway looks, and since there have been so many drat acting challenges I doubt there'll be another one for her to fail at anytime soon.
I think Snatch Game is going to sink Violet and Kennedy. Possibly Miss Fame, but Miss Fame is finally showing her true form as an insane maniac and I would hate to see her leave.

I just loaded up the preview on the Logo app and for fuckssakes, Max brought the umbrella back. That might be worse than Mrs. Kasha Davis pulling out her catchphrase at the end of Untucked.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Combed Thunderclap posted:

Let's face it, once the show is over every queen is living on borrowed minutes of fame, and they should be be doing everything possible to grab the spotlight while they're still on TV.
Max selling his runway outfits on eBay after every week is diabolical, utterly brilliant and kind of gross.

EDIT: Hell, there's no way Max stays all that much longer considering he's selling poo poo on eBay, right? That's not a long con move, that's a get it while the gettin's good move.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Apr 10, 2015

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Katya's weird influences are out of left field and seem completely alien in the drag world (well, the drag world as presented to us by RuPaul), which is why if she doesn't win, I'm duct taping a crown together and mailing it to her.

Also didn't have sex until he was THIRTY. Rugrets dropping bombs.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Capsaicin posted:

"full on penetrative sex"
If only there were an even worse and more technical way to describe it.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Apr 10, 2015

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Katya on Snatch Game was too restrained and witty instead of being a dick joke machine and basically exactly what Max was hoping to be, but couldn't pull off.

Pearl's Big Ang makeup looked like zombie Michael Jackson in the Thriller video and it was wonderful (EDIT: The dumb Batman and Robin question answered with the equally dumb mansion under another mansion scenario was everything, I don't care if it was intentional or not).

I forgot Little Richard told everyone to shut up all the time and how it's always funny every. Single. Time.

caligulamprey posted:

EDIT: Hell, there's no way Max stays all that much longer considering he's selling poo poo on eBay, right? That's not a long con move, that's a get it while the gettin's good move.
AHAHAH. AAAAHHHAHAHA.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Apr 14, 2015

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Max, honey, no. That's not how that works.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Capsaicin posted:

her hair clip is a dreidel.

jesus christ.
The techno remix "Hava Nagila" ringtone murdered me.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I'm pretty sure Max says she wasn't talking about Jaydin during the whole garbage bag thing. Maybe Ginger? That would explain Ginger's stance.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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OH GOD MRS KASHA DAVIS HAS A BOX OF WINE AND I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK. STOP. IT.

(unrelated drag note: saw Christeene over the weekend and Goddrat. I was in the front row and I'm pretty sure I have pink eye now)

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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spite house posted:

#2 has gotta be Christeene Vale, who genuinely thinks she's a princess.

This is the only picture I managed to snap from last weekend's show. Seconds later Christeene pulled a camera from another dude in the crowd, jammed it into her bare rear end, shoved it halfway down her throat and then politely handed it back to the guy. I have no idea how I managed to dodge that bullet, but I'm glad I did.

spite house posted:

As for Drag Race girls, Raven is always wonderful even though she's soused half the time.
One day Raven's gonna roll through Portland and I'm gonna tell her we grew up in the same shithole town. I'll break out a high school yearbook and we'll burn it together.

...though my family relocated from L.A. to Victorville for work reasons when I was a kid, Raven was born in Victorville. That idea hurts my goddamn head.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Holy poo poo, I'm gonna need this shir-THIRTYFIVEDOLLARS?!

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Pinwiz11 posted:

Katya is doing well, I'm happy.
I'm only able to swing in and catch the tail end of this live feed, but I spent the last few days fretting over the whole "Katya's not a singer, there's a good chance she's getting the boot tonight," but I'm happy to see things are going well.

Also:

Yodzilla posted:

Oh my God Ru's dress.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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My favorite thing for the past two or so Untucked episodes is Kennedy trying to warn everyone else about Katya's talent as Katya does cartwheels in the foreground of the frame.

That actually brings up something that's missing from this season: nobody is arguing about what is and isn't drag. Even Jasmine's ranting about being an entertainer was pretty soft and reasonable compared to, say, Gia Gunn's insanity.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I love the fact that Katya's point of reference for the Tango is True Lies.

EDIT: Watching Untucked now and they cut back to Violet doing Alyssa Edwards on the Snatch Game, and there's a point when she slams her hand on the table and a nail goes loving sailing into the air and it's the funniest goddamn thing.

DOUBLE EDIT: Goddamn, Kennedy in full dickpig mode on Untucked is pure entertainment. This Untucked is fantastic because everything is up in the air and everyone is expecting to lipsync except Trixie.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 03:14 on May 6, 2015

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Oh for tucks sakes.

EDIT: my cell phone autocorrect knows what thread I'm in.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Well, now you can at least vote for Miss Congeniality, so that might -

Oh Ru probably picks that poo poo anyway, too.

http://www.logotv.com/shows/rupauls_drag_race/widget/miss_congeniality

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I knew from day one that Katya was going to be my favorite and had a snowball's chance in hell of actually taking it all, but man it still hurts so bad.

This season has been one big, weird, evil rollercoaster.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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angerbeet posted:

Also that's some bullshit jumping off stage.
The reunion episode features RuPaul disqualifying Kennedy and Ginger for jumping off the stage/crawling through a contestant's legs unexpectedly and bringing in Katya and Trixie. There are rules that must be followed.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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I want Pearl to stay for as long as possible so she can make really weird faces and be super hot and stuff.

So Pearl, I guess?

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Katya never got to show off her Twin Peaks Black Lodge dress. :smith:

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 05:29 on May 12, 2015

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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New theory: this is all just to ensure that an Alaska/Katya team-up will dominate All Stars Season 2.

It will be worth it.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Ahahha, that bit in Untucked where Violet is consoling Katya, saying "Look at me, this is me being real" (and it's pretty clear she's dead serious) and Katya's loving making goofy faces.

EDIT: JESUS CHRIST, THIS ELIMINATION WALK. DID LARS VON TRIER DIRECT THIS? TWIST THAT KNIFE.

caligulamprey fucked around with this message at 03:24 on May 13, 2015

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Heads up to those interested: Violet's porn has surfaced.

How is your head, anyway?

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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Pinwiz11 posted:

I just watched the last RuGRETS... :qq:
Katya crawls into a dumpster with a WELCOME HOME banner in the Ruflections video.

Goddamn it. So good.

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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

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curiousTerminal posted:

So far it's 50/50 as to winning getting you somewhere.

Pan Dulce posted:

Awww, Chad Michaels came out on the season finale of Jane the Virgin.

These back-to-back posts made me have All Stars flashbacks and now I'm fully convinced that Hell is being in a room where Chad Michaels is on one end saying "May the odds be forever in your favor, my dear. Forever in your favor," and Mrs. Kasha Davis is on the other side saying "There's always time for a cocktail" over and over again for all eternity.

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