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Goodbye, sweet Santino. You will not be missed.

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Oraculum Animi posted:

How did the other queen that was on bottom think that jaw contour was anything but a shadowy beard? And when they did touch ups during the Untucked episode it didn't look like she touched it as a sign of 'I'm listening' to Michelle.

I don't know but she turnt out that lip sync.

The interesting thing is on any other season, Tempest would have been thoroughly middle of the pack. People are definitely stepping it up.

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spite house posted:

Reports from the promo tour indicate that Kennedy absolutely killed it. She's a real pro, seems pretty unflappable, and I pity whoever has to lipsync against her. Potential sleeper.

From the amazon leak, word is that in the next episode, Katya lip syncs and just. loving. kills it with splits and cartwheels and flips and poo poo.

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criscodisco posted:

Isn't she the one who promised to do flips off the stage in 5 inch heels? Because when she said that I knew I had to see it.


I'd love to know more about that.

Nah that's Kennedy Davenport. She's been at S4 forever. You can probably go see her like tomorrow.

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CHiRAL posted:

I think she actually IS just that stupid tho. Ignorance is bliss after all

I love how dumb she is. Think back to that cocoon speech.

But the trans comments are terrible.

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Pinwiz11 posted:

Not that anyone is surprised, but the show got renewed for another season.

e: And Willam is Kickstarting Season Three of the Beatdown!!!!! Get on this.

gently caress it. Gonna buy the fast food date with Warner.

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spite house posted:

If you get to pick the Arby's, insist on the Gower Gulch Arby's. It's like an obligation.

Bitch you are coming on this date.

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And Jaidynn Diore Fierce actually makes me learn her name and who she is.

Goddamn.

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angerbeet posted:

Also the lipsync result is some bullshit.

Yeah it is. I thought she'd be top 3.

Katya owns in this episode too.

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Pinwiz11 posted:

I fully expect a "returning Queen" twist this year.

Yeah, I'd rather see that than a double non-elimination.

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I've decided next episode is when I start yelling at Max to go home.

God, it's like the worst parts of Milk and Jinkx. Mix. Max.

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Went to battle of the seasons tonight. Alaska owned the loving show. Like just put on the most amazing performance.

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Not Today Satan posted:

The one in Dallas? We're going tonight and I'm so frickin' excited!

So I had a thought last night while re-watching this episode. I wonder what the chances are that within the next episode or two Pearl decides to leave the show and ask that Trixie replace her. Hmmm.

Yep. Like completely kills it. During snatch game Bianca couldn't speak, she was laughing too hard at Alaska. Complete surprise.

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I'm really going to miss Mrs. Kasha Davis. I loved that bitch.

It was like someone let someone's dad enter the contest and then completely forgot that she was there and a dad because she wasn't completely awful.

And then you'd realize she was there and laugh.

Dad what are you still doing here? This is a competition. It's not for Dads.

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overseer07 posted:

A) what was with Ru's makeup?

B) Mrs. Kasha Davis won that. What the gently caress is going on with this show?

Honestly the calls have been so bad I'm not feeling this season as much.

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Meow Cadet posted:

Could Max be a virgin? His anti-vulgarity stances seem based on embarassment. I knew some virgins in college who were like that...

I just want him to go home. I'm so sick of his "Ohhh poor me I'm a glamorous prude deer" shtick.

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Moist von Lipwig posted:

you're dead to me

What do you and cafeteria food have in common


No taste

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BIG CITY LAWYER posted:

So freaking glad to see that Ho go.

I'm still sad to see that Ho got to stay and Kasha Davis went home.

He was such a good Dad.

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OhHiMaahk posted:

Odds on Max breaking out a story about being abandoned at a bus stop?

Bitch going home.

Yes Gawd!

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I'm rolling around in this elimination like a pig in poo poo. No other queen was as annoying, self-righteous or full of herself as Max. Not even Magnolia Crawford.

God this was a great Monday present.

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poo poo. Rewatching it, I kind of like Kennedy now.

Also the following has entered my lexicon:

"Where are you from?"

"My house."

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spite house posted:

Thank the LAWD mom is safe, that rumor had me entirely too worried that I'd have to break up with this show forever

If Max came back and mom left I would lose my poo poo and probably do the same. God I'm so glad she's gone.

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:staredog:

This is goddamn bizarre and amazing.

Like "Top 3 episodes of drag race ever" amazing.

Edit: I'm probably going to be showing this to people as a first drag race episode instead of Float Your Boat

Double edit: Rich uncle skeleton is guest judging!

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Seriously, Ginger's performance was loving brilliant.

Edit: This is one of the worst lip syncs in the show's history.

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Not Today Satan posted:

Anyone here going to the Drag Fest happening this weekend in Austin? So excited!

Yep. I'll be there tomorrow. Super excited for Coco Peru and then Tammie Brown and Kelly Mantle are doing a thing together Saturday night that should be fun.

Do you know any lesser known queens I should check out?

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What a janky drag festival. Hosted at la Quinta of all places.

Saw Sherry Vine and loved her. While at her show, ended up meeting the Feast of Fun guys and chatting for an hour. Marc and Fausto are sweet guys.

Wandered over to coco Peru and hated the club. Bad energy, bad layout, bad scheduling. Left to go see Tammie brown.

Tammie is a crazy person.

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angerbeet posted:

I'm kind of curious as to what a Tammie show is like?

Rambles like a crazy person. She and Kelly Mantle lip synced a bit and she did a bad dance. I only saw the last few minutes of it due to everything being a clusterfuck at scheduling.

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Not Today Satan posted:

Yeah, this year was definitely a first year event. I'm hoping next year if they do it again it won't be so poorly planned. I was annoyed with how early a lot of the sets were and missed out on a bunch. Oh well.

Yeah. Still fun though. I saw some very good drag, some average drag, and some very, very, very bad drag.

Who'd you see?

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Correct decision. That vogue was goddamn fierce by those two.

Hoping for a non-elimination.

Oh gently caress. Poor Trixie. She won that lip sync and did a good job dancing but Ginger has been consistently turning it out every week. She totally put everything she had into that and had energy for days but... she just hasn't been there and someone had to go home.

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At this point I'm preferring a season where one or two queens roll through and wreck poo poo and everything else is a sideshow. Less emotion and more fun.

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Leak occurred.

You want to be depressed? I can make you depressed. Just mouse over this little black bar.

Goodbye, Mom.

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Who am I going to cheer for now?

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CHiRAL posted:

In other news I GOT MY WILLAM RINGTONE :dance::derp::dance:

You guys should be getting yours too, check ya mail gurl

Yup. Rewards going out already. DJ pastabody and I are trying to coordinate our arbys date.

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spite house posted:

If you leave me out of this I swear to God

I'm going to buy you a meat mountain.

While Willam tries to hit me up for a meat mountin'.


Also, this episode is loving boring and abysmal and so incredibly blah.

Edit:

Every time I see Pearl lip sync, I think of these two shitlords:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_GcbQmM6E&t=0m30s

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caligulamprey posted:

It really is the best.

Adore's a shoe-in. I hope they re-hire Willam and then fire her again, and what the gently caress, bring back Pandora and throw her under the bus again somehow.

Because nothing makes me cackle maniacally more than a bummed out Pandora Boxx.

Pandora Boxx always looks bummed out. She was at drag fest in the crowd watching Sherry Vine and was literally right next to me. I leaned over to my girlfriend and said,

"Hey, isn't that Pandora Boxx?"

"Yep."

"Want to say something or get a picture?"

"Nah. She looks sad."

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BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:

Why does everybody dislike her so much?

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We haven't been watching untucked

There you go.

They're portraying her as a bitter old queen.

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This is interesting. Now logo's going to rebroadcast the best season (Season 4) with commentary from the queens.

http://www.newnownext.com/rupaul-br...d_facebook_rpdr

God I hope willam narrates. But poo poo. Latrice Royale, Willam, Chad Michaels, and Sharon talking about all the poo poo backstage? Yes, please.

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I booked Alyssa Edwards for a charity bingo gig tonight. She was wonderful. Tons of energy and warmth, handled the crowd well, told a lot of jokes and did a meet and greet afterwards. She even donated all her tips to the charity.

Can't say enough good things about her.

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Warner is super loving big, slobbery, chill and very soft. Will post a picture tomorrow.

Willam continues to be a sweetheart and a charmer. Cannot say enough good things about him. Pastabody, too.

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Here's the full trip report I cross-posted on Reddit for him with a little elaboration I didn't post there.

During Willam's kickstarter earlier this year, my girlfriend and I talked it over and decided that we love Willam, we love dogs, and we needed an excuse to go to LA to see spite house. So we backed the Arby's brunch with Willam and Warner.

We email back and forth a few times, get everything set up and finally meet up last weekend at a little park in Bel Air (I told him I was going to feed Warner so many roast beef sandwiches it was going to stain his couch, so that was probably best).

During the e-mail exchanges, he's completely polite, punctual and bullshits with me. He's a complete sweetheart the entire time.

We meet up with Willam around 12:30 with my girlfriend and spite house and her husband. He's there with DJ Pastabody and the biggest loving dog I've ever seen. I grew up around large dogs-- 120 pounds is a normal sized dog for me.

Warner is at least 200 pounds. My entire head can fit in his mouth. His paws are like the size of my hands. And he's a complete gentleman if you ignore the tons and tons and tons of drool. He was off-leash the entire time we were there and didn't stray more than five feet.

Willam has been running hard. He recapped his last week for us and it was absolutely insane. I put in 60 hour weeks and he puts me to shame. Multiple shoots, multiple flights, filming beatdowns and still taking time to answer all this crap on social media. He was authentic, shady, and funny as hell. We ended up telling stories about burning man and talking about all the horrible poo poo we've seen across the world. He shows me a video of a vagina smoking a cigarette, I tell him about Superpussy in Bangkok, spite house and Willam wax on about old burning man memories. He was pretty professional and cheerful to start and eventually he started to feel comfortable enough to let his guard down.

Pastabody (his PA) was there too. Total sweetheart, very quiet.

Totally recommended. Go see him. Buy his poo poo. Subscribe, goddammit. He's a hard workin' lady.

Obligatory picture (posted with permission of all involved, I'm the guy on the left)

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