Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3698517

*HELP SANCTION MMA IN NEW YORK http://www.mmafacts.com



Only two cards this month which kind of sucks, but 185 is going to be pretty great and it doesn't look like the athletic commission is going to ruin anything by using that pesky drug testing thing when they don't need to, i tell you what.

Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Cain Velasquez


Interim Heavyweight Champion Fabricio Werdum


Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler


Lightweight Champion Anthony "Showtime" Pettis


Featherweight Champion Jose "Scarface" Aldo


Bantamweight Champion TJ Dillashaw


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey


Women's Strawweight Champion Carla "Cookie Monster" Esparza

Upcoming Events:
UFC 185 - March 14
UFC Fight Night 63 - March 21


Credible news sources:
http://www.mmabuzzsaw.com/
http://www.mmajunkie.com
http://www.fightopinion.com
http://www.mmapayout.com
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com
Yahoo! Sports MMA
http://www.mmaweekly.com
http://www.mmamania.com
http://www.mmarated.com
http://www.cagepotato.com/
http://www.f4wonline.com/

Other news:
http://www.sherdog.com
http://www.bloodyelbow.com

Related threads:
Best/Worst of 2014
Ask/Tell me about Martial Arts
Bellator
Goonweight Grand Prix
Boxing training thread
Combat sports Q&A
Grappling thread


Other:
Sherdog Fight Finder
Unified rules of MMA
http://www.fightmetric.com
MMA Fantasy league(join SA Goons)
MMA IRC chat room at #mma on SynIRC.net
Welcome to MMA, here's the history of the sport
Comparison of MMA betting lines
Understanding Sports Betting
Cool UFC galleries
GIFs
Ariel Helwani's YouTube channel
Entrance_Music.xls
LobsterMobster's MMA blog
BeanFried's MMA blog

Lord Of Space posted:

my good god if mma could land a proper NYC venue I will eat a hat

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Looking forward to seeing Joe Duffy fight at 185

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
Not sure if the Esparza photo is trying to say Rose is the true champ or if there just aren't any good photos of Esparza kicking someone in the face.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Sprecherscrow posted:

Not sure if the Esparza photo is trying to say Rose is the true champ or if there just aren't any good photos of Esparza kicking someone in the face.

It was going to be an all kicking pictures OP and it turned into a statement on wmma, what can I say

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yay my title got picked. Too bad I'm going to miss the Texas card.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
thread was closed before i could do a proper lmao at this so

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Dearest Maffew,

I am sorry to hear about your incarceration, not because you have been denied your freedom, but because you have failed to meet the standards of a poster. Rest assured upon your return you will be branded a piece of poo poo, terrible human being, etc. Not simply because of the ways in which we are, but the pro-posters here are reeling a bit since Weidman got popped for HGH and stripped of his belt. They're all lost to a mental wilderness having been betrayed, with the exception of Keven, who wrote a really funny "Visit Scenic New Jersey" pamphlet in the aftermath. You had to be there, instead of prison, where you are.

We finally get to see Machida vs Vitor though, every cloud has a silver lining.

Rest assured the classic laughs of on line are still here, Jake Shields has big teeth, click on this video (it won't actually play if you press the piece of paper, but you can pretend, getting tricked in the cool mindgarden threads of prison) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS9vdoX3Ju0 and so on

I wish you every health and happiness in prison. Life on "the outside" is pretty much the same as ever, Metal Gear Solid V (5) got leaked and it "sucks and is fairly gay" - IGN.com, unbelievable that they'd go to the well more than once on the theme of "given the correct environment, anyone can be Snake". Who he actually turns out to be is kind of stupid. The economy is so bad. Luke kills Han Solo's son. Jon Snow gets murdered.

Your friend,

Triticum Guzzler (pun about being gay)

lmao

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

It was going to be an all kicking pictures OP and it turned into a statement on wmma, what can I say

it's quite a good one, as always.

Anyways, this is going to come back to bite me in the rear end but UFC 185 won't suck because it can't. there are too many entertaining fighters on the card and good matchups. So while it does suck that there are only 2 events this month 185 being in the middle should hold everybody over until things start rolling in April May.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Reminder that we need to update inmate# Maffew Buildings on poo poo that's happend lately write him a letter and send it to mr nice

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
thank you for paying homage to the next middleweight champion Vitor Belfort with the foot pics

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


:lol:

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

-Atom- posted:

thank you for paying homage to the next middleweight champion Vitor Belfort with the foot pics

Hahaha, could you imagine?

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die
Going on the record that I hate Carla Esparza more than reigning champion. Not only is she an unlikable turd outside the cage she is unwatchable turd in the cage. gently caress her.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Pwny_Xpress posted:

Going on the record that I hate Carla Esparza more than reigning champion. Not only is she an unlikable turd outside the cage she is unwatchable turd in the cage. gently caress her.

Her being the crap out of Rose was quite watchable.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Novum posted:

Hahaha, could you imagine?

No. Sell.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Pwny_Xpress posted:

Going on the record that I hate Carla Esparza more than reigning champion. Not only is she an unlikable turd outside the cage she is unwatchable turd in the cage. gently caress her.

She doesn't have a very exciting style, but what is wrong with her outside the cage?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


DumbWhiteGuy posted:

She doesn't have a very exciting style, but what is wrong with her outside the cage?

Some people don't like her because she got edited into a mean girls routine on tuf and bought an expensive ice cream sundae to celebrate becoming a world champion.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Has a fun nickname

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I think it is very humble of Pettis to have offset how cool he is to watch fight with how awful those tattoos are. He is dedicated to the hermetic life of a true warrior.

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

She doesn't have a very exciting style, but what is wrong with her outside the cage?

her style is exceptionally boring to me, and i am somewhat of a grappling nerd. And her time on TUF was basically her being a dumb catty bitch for 6 weeks while also associating with all the other dumbest, cattiest bitches. She was a major part of the drama about training times and everything else. She isnt as bad as Magana or whatever her name was, but pretty much her only redeeming quality is the cool nickname.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Pwny_Xpress posted:

her style is exceptionally boring to me, and i am somewhat of a grappling nerd

Yeah gonna call bullshit on that one and go with you're just butthurt that she beat Rose.

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die

K8.0 posted:

Yeah gonna call bullshit on that one and go with you're just butthurt that she beat Rose.

she has no power or technique in her striking and her ground game isnt very good. She just can spam takedowns that the other girls haven't been able to stop because the girls seem to universally suck at wrestling, and her cardio seems passable, sometimes.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
In my opinion "Because I just do" is a perfectly valid reason to dislike someone.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Pwny_Xpress posted:

the girls seem to universally suck

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Pwny_Xpress posted:

she has no power or technique in her striking and her ground game isnt very good. She just can spam takedowns that the other girls haven't been able to stop because the girls seem to universally suck at wrestling, and her cardio seems passable, sometimes.
yes but which non-Ronda wmma fighter aren't you describing here, exactly

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

K8.0 posted:

Yeah gonna call bullshit on that one and go with you're just butthurt that she beat Rose.

Like that's not a good reason to hate someone.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I'm glad that dudes in prison so I don't have to read his posts anymore

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die

TheRationalRedditor posted:

yes but which non-Ronda wmma fighter aren't you describing here, exactly

There are several fighters with excellent technique on the feet. Jojo, rose and the girl challenging Carla next and i wont try spelling the name of all have good kickboxing. So does Holly Holm.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Pwny_Xpress posted:

There are several fighters with excellent technique on the feet. Jojo, rose and the girl challenging Carla next and i wont try spelling the name of all have good kickboxing. So does Holly Holm.

Lol

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
You don't need reasons to dislike fighters but those are all really dumb reasons to dislike this fighter.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Pwny_Xpress posted:

her style is exceptionally boring to me, and i am somewhat of a grappling nerd. And her time on TUF was basically her being a dumb catty bitch for 6 weeks while also associating with all the other dumbest, cattiest bitches. She was a major part of the drama about training times and everything else. She isnt as bad as Magana or whatever her name was, but pretty much her only redeeming quality is the cool nickname.
TUF gave us Warmachine, Junie Browning, Matt Riddle and Tony Ferguson yet this is what you're upset about? I have one thing to say in reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAuOjX2ZkEs

also you can't really "spam" major athletic movements, though i always found the dragon punch motion more confusing than a good single-leg

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Mar 2, 2015

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Apparently "Babysitter To The Stars" Burt Watson is no longer with the UFC. First "reported" by Front Row Brian, but now confirmed by an actual journalist here: https://twitter.com/tedgruber/status/572264124991848448

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

individual865 posted:

Apparently "Babysitter To The Stars" Burt Watson is no longer with the UFC. First "reported" by Front Row Brian, but now confirmed by an actual journalist here: https://twitter.com/tedgruber/status/572264124991848448

The UFC featured him in so many videos, I wonder why they split.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I gotta imagine that was an amicable split because I remember a video where somebody asked Dana White for Burt Watson's job and he laughed and said nobody could ever take Burt's job. I mean, he's been around since Zuffa purchased the company.

Either way it's sad to see him go. Like Dana said, you can't replace him.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Burt last tweeted on the 27th and was still working for the UFC, if it was mutual I bet the UFC would have had some official retirement statement.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Burt is really old, I could see it just being time for him to retire. That's a bummer though, Burt is one of my favorite things about UFC.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Burt last tweeted on the 27th and was still working for the UFC, if it was mutual I bet the UFC would have had some official retirement statement.

It's been Monday morning for all of 10 minutes. Since UFC was busy doing that big "Welcome to the Show" press conference and putting on UFC 184 this weekend both Burt and the company may have decided to wait.

Like I said he's been with the company since 2001. They wouldn't abruptly fire him unless he tried to blackmail Lorenzo over more late night text messages.

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die

Shumagorath posted:

TUF gave us Warmachine, Junie Browning, Matt Riddle and Tony Ferguson yet this is what you're upset about? I have one thing to say in reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAuOjX2ZkEs

also you can't really "spam" major athletic movements, though i always found the dragon punch motion more confusing than a good single-leg

None of those shitheels are currently champions, and this came about from me saying i hate Esparza most of current champions. And i hate JBJ a fair amount.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Pwny_Xpress posted:

There are several fighters with excellent technique on the feet. Jojo, rose and the girl challenging Carla next and i wont try spelling the name of all have good kickboxing. So does Holly Holm.
sure, simply link to the compelling video evidence of this.

mune
Sep 23, 2006

Shumagorath posted:

TUF gave us Warmachine, Junie Browning, Matt Riddle and Tony Ferguson yet this is what you're upset about? I have one thing to say in reply: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAuOjX2ZkEs

also you can't really "spam" major athletic movements, though i always found the dragon punch motion more confusing than a good single-leg

I'm familiar with why the first three are lovely people but I didn't know anything about Ferguson's time on TUF. What did he do that was so bad? (I don't watch TUF, or fights)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I'd forgotten that Crocop's last 2 fights have been defeating Ishii
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/2/23/8093237/mirko-cro-cop-ill-avenge-worst-loss-against-gabriel-gonzaga-or-die

  • Locked thread