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Sep 11, 2001

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FMguru posted:

At Auntie Anne's, we're more than soft pretzel makers. We're raising the standard of snacking.

soft pretzels own, but those people want to smear sugar syrups all over them :rant:

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Sep 11, 2001

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you don't know what it's like; you don't have a clue
if you did, you'd find yourself doing the same thing too

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Space-Pope posted:

ok idk who this lady is but she is pretty so yeah

it's weird when people know the names of random pretty girls in pictures

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Sep 11, 2001

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what does it mean to "pinch a few slices"?

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Sep 11, 2001

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jony ive aces posted:

to take/steal a few slices

slices of what? :confused:

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Sep 11, 2001

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du -hast posted:

what exactly am i looking at here. i se that the pig has splattered one of ur posts onto ... some strange body part... a cyst?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

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Sep 11, 2001

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stolen from bss:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKv563gbJbE

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Segmentation Fault posted:

Someone in gbs says they have a copy of this vhs tape, which they sent to red letter media

would watch the hell out of "plinkett reviews" that

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Sep 11, 2001

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gently caress harvard

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du -hast posted:

tbqh i am not sure what is happening with this guy(?)'s chin

he's got a big, fat, george lucas neck

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Sep 11, 2001

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Segmentation Fault posted:

Like you're immersing your 3.5" in anything

:thurman:

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Sep 11, 2001

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madeupfred posted:

Q: OP, how did you get 6 felony convictions?

A:

i don't even know what "larceny by conversion" is

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Sep 11, 2001

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Tangra posted:

reminder to the Yospos to never stick yer dic in crazy (looking at you echi and smythe)



i knew a guy who dated a girl who, post-breakup, tried to set his house on fire

although that's not completely convincing, to be honest

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Sep 11, 2001

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Sniep posted:

what was that old flash game where you tried to do this for the longest distance possible

i know there were like 10 millino of them but there was one really popular one for a minute

i remember one where you were a yeti that hit penguins with a club

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Sep 11, 2001

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thanks for making me feel guilty about my lovely eyeballs :smith:

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:aaaaa:

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BANME.sh posted:

i actually tried this last summer and it doesnt work worth poo poo

good. because i did it the old fashioned way when i was a kid, and i'd hate to think it could have been easy

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Sep 11, 2001

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvXMVDOhgJ4

jasper is a great name for a pet. (the cat's name is jasper)

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Sep 11, 2001

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Stymie posted:

jesus christ learn some discipline and throw poo poo away you don't need

but i might need it someday!

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Sep 11, 2001

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Trig Discipline posted:

oh good, it's australian style hamnoodles


seriously australia what the gently caress is up with those things

you know what would be really good? a plate of egg noodles with a bunch of ham chunks in it :yum:

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Sep 11, 2001

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du -hast posted:

I lived in reseda for four months and i can tell you that it is epic fail, i have a 2 hour commute on the bus each way to downtown LA where I work as a computer janitor

Then I moved to by MacArthur park. 15 minute commute bitches, and I can walk to work but its like 2 miles.

i think reseda is mentioned in a frank zappa song. that is my total knowledge of reseda

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Sep 11, 2001

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Trig Discipline posted:

my commute is about an hour and a half, but i only do it one day a week. plus it's a train through a couple of absolutely stunning national parks, so it's really quite nice. today i saw dolphins on the way home

that's not a commute; it's a scenic trip :rant:










prefect fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Mar 11, 2015

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Kenny Logins posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVCaUonrbE
at 13:37, fittingly enough

also perfect video title

:wth:

also, they misspelled "curated" :spergin:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Shaggar posted:

nothing about buses is cool or good.

i took the bus this morning, and it was much more pleasant than driving through boston

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Sep 11, 2001

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stolen from politoons:

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Segmentation Fault posted:

Context: Paradox Interactive added a free "great women" DLC to Europa Universalis 4 in celebration of International Women's Day



good for him. did the discussion continue after that? i'd like to think the op had to walk away from his computer while smoldering from the :supaburn:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Kenny Logins posted:



yosposting station spotted

holy poo poo; i figured ronnie would never do anythiing mean to agrias. did he ask her out and get dumped or something?

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Sep 11, 2001

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Segmentation Fault posted:

the next generation nest's voice should be modeled after Gilbert Gottfried

would buy

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Shaggar posted:

lol what a joke of a sport.

i saw mario lemieux do something very similar (more impressive, actually, because it involved "picking up" the puck and taking a few steps) once

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Kenny Logins posted:

all "sports" outside of track & field/original greek olympics and immediate derivatives (archery) are jokes and their participants are not athletes in any meaningful sense

which is not to say i care about track & field/original greek olympics but still

sports shaggaring at shaggar mmm boy thursday morning motherfuckers

shaggar in the pics thread
tori in cjs
here i am
stuck in the middle with you

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Shaggar posted:

hockey players are constantly trying that poo poo but defensemen can actually defend in hockey and also the goal isn't 10 miles wide so the goalie is a thing. when you see players effectively pulling that stuff off its usually cause they're really goddamned good (but also sometimes the defense just sucks)

i have a theory that hockey is the same as soccer, just in a smaller area and with more equipment. the rules have a lot of similarities

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Kenny Logins posted:

hockey and soccer are both like whose line is it anyway, where everything is made up and the points don't matter

and there's only one black guy :haw:

(okay, that's really hockey-only)

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prefect fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Mar 12, 2015

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Linguica posted:

Can't say I ever read a Pratchett, I am no true yosposter

i was late coming to pratchett, but once i got started, i plowed through piles of books as fast as i could. the first couple, he hadn't quite hit his stride, but there's a long string of amazingly funny, insightful, charming, et cetera stories. great stuff, really

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Sep 11, 2001

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Smythe posted:

heres a sucky pic i took yesterday on my cell phone



what's that little rectangular building-thing in front of the sun?

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