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tao of lmao



Mask of Death is a real piece of poo poo starring Lorenzo Lamas and Billy Dee Williams.

imdb posted:

While attempting to flee from the FBI, the criminal Frank Dallio kills Detective McKenna's wife, Rachel. McKenna himself is shot in the face by the professional killer Lyle Mason, who dies in a car crash shortly thereafter. The FBI persuades McKenna to undergo facial surgery and take the place of Lyle Mason in order to find Dallio and a valuable microchip.

It's a fairly stock low budget action movie from the mid-90's which of course means it's incredible. I mean, look at this

That's good guy lorenzo lamas. They take off the wig and mustache when he's bad guy lorenzo lamas. Watch this movie.

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Miss Psychosis

Lorenzo Lamas: I'm a male feminist.

Miss Psychosis

Male Feminist wearing a very strange wig and nose wig.

tao of lmao

i guess we can talk about other lovely movies we see itt? i don't really have anything more to say about mask of death other than to tell people to watch it

tao of lmao

but you should deffo watch it, if you like bad movies.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

recently watched DEADLY PREY, it was awful but good in a really awful way

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjc5J1kNkP0

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

i would personally recommend MIAMI CONNECTION, it's reall good

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

i would personally recommend MIAMI CONNECTION, it's reall good

everyone needs to see this movie if they haven't

Wavelength (1983) is also "good"

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

Wertjoe

Samurai Cop is the best worst movie.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Wertjoe posted:

Samurai Cop is the best worst movie.

How could i forget this. It's incredible.

that hair...

landy.
I watched both of the John Cena movies. they were both forgettable.


ron color
how about the frank stallone classic ground rules

google THIS

huh, mask of death came out a year before face off :raise:

Al Borland

by XyloJW
No OP, I prefer The Masque Of The Red Death
1964
Starring Vincent Price


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCazBlhBs_Q

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ron color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVe7p5N62ug

tao of lmao

Bull Runner posted:

I watched both of the John Cena movies. they were both forgettable.

yeah they're not quite bad enough to make fun of and not good enough to be interesting

ron color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOSmIJCHqcQ

ron color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcPSLt92c98

ron color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etRE7dYQpys

tao of lmao


i have to see this movie :stare:

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
If ever you needed a "bad 80s cops" double-bill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO0egOKsm1Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QolhBMXS1X4

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

dogcrash truther

i just PMed you a bad movie you shoudl watch

GEExCEE

i love bad movies

GEExCEE

byob should have its own mst3k nights

GEExCEE


fuckin skrag mang...

ron color

Garbage Person posted:

i have to see this movie :stare:



GEExCEE posted:

byob should have its own mst3k nights


i will stream omega cop. i need to figure out how to do that

tao of lmao

i would rather watch a bad movie than a good movie. is that weird?

GEExCEE

it depends... how much would you pay to see a really bad movie?

tao of lmao

i paid like 40 bucks to see cinematic titanic more than once

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



500 video tote bags!

ron color
omega cop is so good... but if i get any more video tote bags the divorce is final

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Garbage Person posted:

i would rather watch a bad movie than a good movie. is that weird?

i cant find it rn so pretend i linked the g0m bad stuff thread

Wertjoe

ron color posted:

i will stream omega cop. i need to figure out how to do that

If you figure this out it would be rad. Omega Cop looks real good.

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
bad movies is the only reason I even go to my local video store

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

Al Borland

by XyloJW

Damp Star Baby posted:

bad movies is the only reason I even go to my local video store

they still have those?

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les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien
uhhh bad movie?

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Ace of Baes

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GoodbyeTurtles

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I want to re-watch that red letter media stream. It had loads of great terrible movies

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Grass Effect

Al Borland posted:

they still have those?

drove by a Family Video the other day.... it's spooky

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