Make your own ad using one weird trick

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Make your own ad using one weird trick

Part of Everything: Feb 1, 2005; He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

You've seen those weird sidebar ads on the headbook and the twatter. Some are boring but others are kind of crazy like this probably dead man covered in powdered sugar:

And I thought if they can do it anyone can do it. So here's some to start

# ? Mar 3, 2015 08:28

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 18, 2024 07:19

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 3, 2015 08:50

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

cant fool me
these are real

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:02

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

they never loving tell you the trick >__< they just make u sign up for some bullshit newsletter and its just more ads

# ? Mar 3, 2015 09:15

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:11

Grey Skies: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:24

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Grey Skies posted:

I clicked the image but nothing happened.

# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:26

Part of Everything: Feb 1, 2005; He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:48

fattredd: Mar 4, 2015; Woops

Grey Skies posted:

This is one I'd be down to click.

# ? Mar 4, 2015 07:51

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

# ? Mar 4, 2015 14:26

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

glucose is the thing people stop eating bread for right did i get that right

# ? Mar 4, 2015 14:28

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

something about these ads makes me irrationally angry when I see them and I can't quite put my finger on what, specifically, causes it.

# ? Mar 4, 2015 14:28

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

# ? Mar 4, 2015 14:38

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

# ? Mar 4, 2015 14:38

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

# ? Mar 4, 2015 14:39

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

lonesomedwarf posted:

glucose is the thing people stop eating bread for right did i get that right

No but that makes it funnier

# ? Mar 4, 2015 14:46

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

# ? Mar 4, 2015 15:05

aioli is just mayo: Aug 14, 2003; He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful

A misanthrope posted:

These are real but they're called "zinc pills" hth

# ? Mar 4, 2015 15:08

FreshCutFries: Sep 15, 2007

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:28

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:34

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

I posted in this thread later. WHAT HAPPENS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:36

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

stay safe poverty ghost

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:47

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

this is the only funny photoshop thread in years

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:51

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

g0lbez posted:

this is the only funny photoshop thread in years

oh poo poo this is supposed to be a photoshop thread? i ripped all my images off guys i have no talent

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:52

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

why is this thread dying. stop it. stop dying

# ? Mar 5, 2015 01:45

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

g0lbez posted:

why is this thread dying. stop it. stop dying

it dead jim (star wars reference)

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:43

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:58

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

# ? Mar 5, 2015 03:09

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

# ? Mar 5, 2015 03:28

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

# ? Mar 5, 2015 03:38

Part of Everything: Feb 1, 2005; He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:19

Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

nah

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:20

fattredd: Mar 4, 2015; Woops

Part of Everything posted:

These are by far the best yet

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:37

Part of Everything: Feb 1, 2005; He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:39

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.