i am he posted:

if you break your vows the marriage wrestler will come into your house and hit you with a funny chair and say a cool catchphrase like "you may now kiss the mat!"

ron color posted:

once you understand your math class fail on purpose so you'll already know everything next year

joke_explainer posted:

I couldn't find a primary source for a documented incident for historic surface-supplied diving explosive decompression with a couple minutes googling but there's lots of mentions of it. It's probably boring anyway, they would just be like some captain's log entry like "The See spat out another Godforsaken Dyver this morning; God's wroth against those who would Smyte his Design by Walking Under these Foul Waters is Mighty. Their Damned Souls Arrive in Hell Tubefyied" or something.

google THIS posted:

mission control: europa base to Jupiter lander, come in Jupiter lander.

astronaut: I read you loud and clear, europa. We are starting our descent now.

mission control: you are now at an altitude of 230,000 miles. how's the view from up there, Jupiter lander?

astronaut: wow, look at the size of that...

mission control: Jupiter lander?

[silence]

mission control: Jupiter lander, do you copy?

astronaut: look, all I did was post a picture from Google earth.

mission control: Jupiter lander, is everything all right?

astronaut: it's ok though because she knew I had a foot fetish.

mission control: Jupiter lander...

astronaut: [staticky] I'm a grown-rear end man, and I make my own decisions! I hate trans people!

mission control: Jupiter lander, abort mission! I repeat, abort...

astronaut: [static]...prefuse...[static]...acting...[static]...idiot. second, the...[static]

pig slut lisa posted:

dogcrash truther posted:

A note to future readers who may not understand this post: http://genius.com/Jett-mission-control-annotated/

dogcrash truther posted:

A note to future readers who may not understand this post: http://genius.com/Jett-mission-control-annotated/

dogcrash truther posted:

A note to future readers who may not understand this post: http://genius.com/Jett-mission-control-annotated/

pig slut lisa posted:

In all seriousness I appreciated the annotations bc I mistakenly thought the Google earth thing was a reference to the picture of Sid outside his house. So thanks

dogcrash truther posted:

Note to future posters: sid stood outside his moms house smoking weed and the google car took a picture of it and put it on google earth

Piso Mojado posted:

fig. 1

bacalou posted:

i loving love byob

bacalou posted:

i loving love byob

ron color posted:

its ok

problematic hug posted:

i never noticed they blurred out his hand as well

GEExCEE posted:

I'm trying to find a Username and Password on this ancient Horny Tablet, but these Pornoglyphics are inscrutable

joke_explainer posted:

Hot Jupiters (also called roaster planets,[1] broilers,[2][3] pegasids[4][5] or Kenny Roger's Roasters Planets[6])

bog pixie posted:

really Old byob poster whose body functions are close to shutting down [typed over the course of an hour]: I enjoy to smoke weed. I like haveing weed smoke in my lungs as it slowly rots my brain from the inside. I don't care about brains at all, and consooquently, I think Psychonauts is a fool's game. [at this point they start drooling onto their keyboard]

cool hip, young byob poster [typed with one hand while eating a salad with the other]: i dont do drugs - theyre bad for you. psychonauts was an incredible game, and not just because of the 90s.

dogcrash truther posted:

Please do not post bad posts here, or posts from other forums.

suicide bi cop posted:

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

inri have you ever hosed a bike or sucked off a bike?

I.N.R.I posted:

Like I said, theres a bike thread in YLLS where people love to answer questions like this.

Salmiakki posted:

joke_explainer posted:

joke_explainer posted:

Wertjoe posted:

Real talk, fingerboarding got me through some really tough times. The first time I really nailed an impossible to nose bone slide and kicked out of it with an indie melon drop was off of the radiator in my grandmas hospital room. She was trying to talk to me about something but I was in the zone. The nurse asked me to stop doing sick tricks off of g-mas IV tubes.

dogcrash truther posted:

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

*Busts through several appropriately colored walls motherfuckin' Juggernaut-style from though e/n, templo del perro, crew castle, etc. all the way from GBS.*

This... huffhuff... THIS MOD... huff... MOD IS PEDOPHILE!!

Bwee posted:

google THIS posted:

when Elmer Fudd goes to a ball game in Boston

i am he posted:

randy johnson is making airplane noises while throwing wicked curveballs high and inside

i am he posted:

ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrYejg5rY8M

Schnedwob posted:

the tools of a madman...